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Ctrl+V your thoughts IV: new experimental technologies

1 2022-02-23 19:43

i'm a good one to be talking about love, hm? that's my thought.

2 2022-02-23 19:45

i've decided i'm just going to be the consciousness of the entire universe for the rest of my life to see how that works out. if you're ever like "what would the universe think of this?" you can bet it's pretty grim.

3 2022-02-24 11:45

With hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian refugees imminent, it'll be trivial for FSB to send as many Russian agents incognito across the borders posing as Ukrainian refugees as they want. European governments will then provide housing and economic assistance to their own fifth column. Like destabilizing Western culture via cheap social media ad-buys, Russian strategic frugality is a beautiful thing from an objective perspective.

4 2022-02-24 14:24 *

Yawn.

5 2022-02-24 20:19

Too tired to sleep.

6 2022-02-25 00:40

I guess blue lotus wine works? *shrugs*

7 2022-02-25 14:38

midlife crisis and puberty at the same time
that what i feel like at the moment

8 2022-02-25 19:20

i wonder if you could use neutrinos to transmit information straight through the earth

9 2022-02-26 23:07

She Went To Sleep And Woke Up 30 Years Later

The real-life story of Annie Shapiro - who fell into a coma at age 50 in 1963 - is more remarkable than the movie based on her miraculous re-awakening.

When she suddenly awoke nearly 30 years later in 1992, she was a 79-year-old granny, devastated by her appearance and the way the world had changed.

Just after she emerged from her years of darkness, she told me: "When I went to sleep, I was a darn good-looking woman. But in the mirror, all I see is an old lady with bags around her eyes, wrinkles and grey hair.

She could not believe that her husband Martin was an old man of 81 and that her teenage son and 25-year-old daughter Marilyn were middle-aged. She was awe-struck to learn about cordless telephones and spaceships flights.

The talented business-woman, who had run two apron shops near Toronto, Canada, before her illness, fell into a coma on Nov 22, 1963, aged 50.

She was watching news reports on the assassination of US President John F. Kennedy on her black-and-white TV set when she suffered a massive stroke.

For the next two years, Mrs Shapiro was totally paralysed, with her eyes staring wide open. Her husband would put drops in her eyes every few hours to keep them from drying out.

Mr Shapiro, steel foundry worked, said he dressed and fed her "like a totally helpless child."

"She couldn’t think or walk," he said.

At night, he lay next to his sleeping beauty in the darkness. He consulted experts, but no one could help her.

After two years of physical therapy, he finally got her to the point where she could set up and walk, assisted on either side. She could not see but could eat simple food.

As the years passed, Mrs Shapiro’s son and daughter married and had two children each, and most of her friends died.

The Vietnam War ended, astronaut Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Richard Nixon resigned over the Watergate scandal, communism collapsed and the world entered the computer age.

During her long sleep, Mrs Shapiro’s body began breaking down. She had cataract surgery, a hysterectomy and a hip replacement.

But amazingly, on Oct 14, 1992, she suddenly snapped out of her coma. Mr Shapiro, who had retired and moved his ill wife to a retirement community in Florida, was flabbergasted.

"I was lying beside her in the bed," he said, "when she sat up and said: :Turn on the television. I want to see the I Love Lucy show." It was like a dead person come to life."

Mrs Shapiro got her first shock when she realised the TV was in colour, not black-and-white. But she was rally stunned by her husband’s grandfatherly appearance and her own wrinkled face.

"When she first looked in the mirror, she wanted to die," said Mr Shapiro. "She hollered and then cried over all those lost years."

Her first thoughts were for her son Marshall. The day before her stroke, Mr Shapiro had kicked the 16-year-old youth out of the house because he had crashed the family car.

"She wanted me to bring our son home," he said.

As he dialled Marshall’s telephone number in Toronto, he told his wife that her boy was now aged 48, married and father of two.

At first, Mrs Shapiro was afraid to get on the line and talk to him because it was a cordless phone. "The phone didn’t have any wires," she told me. "A voice was coming out of it and I thought it must be magic."

Then she asked to telephone her sister Rose, only to be told that she and her husband were dead - and her three brothers had died , too.

Mrs Shapiro’s daughter Marilyn Pomerantz, 55, flew from Canada to Florida to help her mother adjust.

As the first shockwaves ebbed, Mrs Shapiro desperately tried to catch up on what had happened in the world. The woman who had been silent for 30 years stayed up around the clock for two days and did not stop talking.

Dr Glenn Englander, who was treating her for high blood pressure the day before she awakened from her coma, called her recovery a miracle. "I gave her something to lower her blood pressure," she said. "If I did something unknowingly to help her, I’d like to find out so I can do it for others."

The most touching part of the miracle was the renewed romance between Shapiro and her husband, who had cared for her all those years, refusing to have her placed in a nursing home.

"When I made my marriage vows and promised to stay together in sickness and in health, I meant it," said Mr Shapiro on a national TV show, "not like the people of today." Our romance began all over again.

"We both could hardly walk, but Annie wanted me to take her dancing," he said.

Sadly, her husband died three years ago. And now, Mrs Shapiro, 85, lives alone in a Toronto nursing home.

According to her daughter, she sleeps a lot but when she is awake, she often time-travels between tragic 1963 and the good final years she had with the man who loved her forever.

Ron Laytner
The Straits Times, Sunday Plus, April 5, 1998.

designed by Generation Terrorists Designs & Concepts

10 2022-02-27 05:15

Speaking of experimental technology, anyone know of a decent website which does simple stock/forex etc. graphing without javascript? Or alternatively a simple application which does this?

11 2022-02-27 21:02

Also HYIP data harvesting plz

12 2022-03-02 19:06 *

Hey, so, I, like, made this image. I'm trying to convey they feeling that if you don't believe me it speaks only to your poverty of sensitivity, and/or sophistication. What do you think?
https://media.newyorker.com/photos/59096d7d6552fa0be682ff8f/master/eustace.png

13 2022-03-04 08:21

Leona
https://files.catbox.moe/kb8bpj.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/18gp9c.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/4lyb1v.mp4

14 2022-03-04 17:07

>>13
Did you make these?

15 2022-03-04 18:47

>>14 what are these?

16 2022-03-04 19:42

>>15
Animated porno of some video game characters.

17 2022-03-05 02:57 *

"The Body of an American" is a damn good song.

18 2022-03-08 18:32

This thread is full of thoughts, more or less interesting; I do not wish to add any more.

19 2022-03-08 20:25

>>13
Yeshua christo, please don't tell me you're that /fgg/ coomer also orbiting /neog/.
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fkb8bpj.mp4/

20 2022-03-09 15:54

Terry DAVIS said that UTF-32 should be the standard encoding.

21 2022-03-10 07:43

Feeling unusually suicidal today, maybe due to the lack of sleep?

22 2022-03-10 23:26

The world has turned to shit so fast.

23 2022-03-11 02:10

Well, there's always looking to God with a grateful heart. I mean, you're probably not homeless or in complete poverty, and maybe you have your health. You get a five pound tumor hanging out of your ass and suddenly that's like, the big thing. Just saying.

24 2022-03-11 17:53

>>23
Your monotheistic cult needs to die.

25 2022-03-11 20:06 *

Dialectic dualism does need to die.

26 2022-03-11 20:29

Life is not enough, I need to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oexMqEvJzk

27 2022-03-12 02:45

Your life is precious. Guard it with your life.

28 2022-03-12 05:42

Lucid AIR
https://youtu.be/JxuB4H6uCq8

29 2022-03-12 10:01

Just realized that in that godawful movie called Blade Runner 2049, the virtual girlfriend is called Joi, which is short for "jerk-off instructions".

30 2022-03-12 19:39

A man is not limited primarily by the tools available to him, but primarily by his own self-knowledge and courage.

Regular folk is capable of a lot.

Don't get too discouraged.

Are your enemies: lazy, stupid, cowardly? Count them as intelligent, industrious, and bold.

Ps. 121:5-8

[redacted]

My friend tells me he has been [redacted sad stuff]. Just got out of the hospital. City folk sure are different. I think I prefer it. No candy coating the general cruddiness of the human condition, generally speaking.

Hands are sweating. Nervous system must be in some kind of shock.

Beatuiful night, but cold. About the same. Beautiful, cold danged world.

Need to say what's up to my friend I haven't talked to in a long time. Maybe get a bicycle first.

Who benefits, exactly? A good question. I'd like to ask an adult that I trust about this.

Not supposed to cast your lot with those bent on change. That's what it said. Read it with my own eyes. I can understand why. The systems that exist have t-cells of their own defense.

"You could make peace."

"I'd sooner go to hell."

(Personal Grievance)

More machine than animal, more animal than man. Rather be an unsung hero. Praise is embarassing! I have no problem with being a hollow shell. Being filled overflowing with electrified nothingness is an appropriate, warmly welcomed improvement. [Note: some mystical schools get off on stuff like this as a higher calling. I don't place a lot of merit on it, either way.]

I was never much of a human being anyway.

Cause any sort of change at all, as much as possible, risk, reward, whatever. It's empowering to feel so immortal & inconsequential. Any identity is spited & judge by measure.

Not a wolf, but a sheepdog. Much rather be a shepherd, as the guy in charge must be running out of options having me around.

The green eyed monster, hm? Pride is out of fashion, but really, I am getting fairly comfortable with my anger in all things concerned. Can't buy everything in this world, but what you can't is mostly worthless. Just because you can't have it doesn't mean it's worth having. Maybe I can give away the priceless myself some day and see how that effects its market value equilibrium. Maybe I'll just walk it off, as if anyone but God cares, or if even the devils have taken notice.

Give away the priceless and pay everything for the worthless.

The prophet. An admired chaotic neutralish artist. Helped me find myself, and really- this is hard to miss, that's an amazingly gorgeous human being. Nothing wrong with it, it's perfectly right and natural.

"Simple twist of fate"

Always be pleasant to your overseers.

The meds have his eyes set in his skull like a dead man's. They line their coffers with his down, and there he is: snuffed out, shambling. I will never trust in that, I don't care what sort of golden fleece they're hiding behind this year.

I know there's more to life that you can count on than exploitation, calamity, and grief. You do indeed see a lot of that sort of thing, though.

How much has been seen at my own hands? The great and the humble are both not super wonderful, I think. I'm not. You're not.

I remember when all it took was a little love.

I think things I'd never say. I say things I'd never think.

They've numbered the stars, but I'm not sure if they've all been named yet. Might as well name all the wild hairs on a dog's ass.

I've seen more strength from women about four foot eleven standing on their tippy toes than a man over seven foot tall, with my own eyes, I swear it! Faith can move mountains, muscle too, enough of it, but there's an every color diamond in the schemer's smile, crafted by the mind of God. No point in resisting gravity? Tell the birds that! You can rest assured that's all been anticipated and factored in, with a careful touch.

Icarus, hm? Icarus.

Some of these people are dramatic. Step in faith haphazardly.

31 2022-03-13 01:06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHd8OggzHIU

32 2022-03-13 10:26

We have all the world's best Scheme programmers on this site and all they do is complain about websites. What a waste of potential.

33 2022-03-13 10:31

>>32
Scheme programmers work exclusively on their own Scheme implementation. All 12 of them. They would never attempt to create any other kind of software and they surely don't post here.

34 2022-03-15 01:21

how could you be so heartless?

35 2022-03-15 01:28

Z

36 2022-03-15 07:00

O

37 2022-03-15 22:06

M

38 2022-03-15 23:18

https://video.psychedelicsociety.org.uk/programs/prisoner-of-the-war-on-drugs

39 2022-03-16 01:04

Been worried about getting nuked for the first time since I was a kid. Really brings me back.

40 2022-03-16 02:49

I like turtles all the way down.

41 2022-03-16 14:08

>>39 I read the book "when the wind blows" when I was at a friend's house when I was about 16, and it really had me upset about the risks of thermonuclear war for many years after. you never really know when it will happen. then i saw "threads," which was goddamn scary, and that has had me upset about the terrors of radiation poisoning on the landscape and its children too. the final scene where they deliver that baby was just like probably just the tip of the iceberg. hard to think about.

42 2022-03-16 15:22

>>41
Are you referring to this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_the_Wind_Blows_(comics)

the final scene where they deliver that baby was just like probably just the tip of the iceberg.

Where does the baby appear?

43 2022-03-16 17:33

>>41-42

then i saw "threads,"

https://archive.org/details/threads_201712

44 2022-03-17 03:41

Meow mix?

45 2022-03-17 06:30

>>41
I think it was a documentary on Hiroshima that scared the crap out of me back in the eighties. In North America, The Day After was the go-to nuclear war movie back then. Never watched it myself.

That plus the two mentioned here and I've got my weekend movie marathon.

46 2022-03-17 22:12

Some of the man-pages are awful, the notorious example being the man-page of rsync(1).
Man-pages should contain more examples. They also lack hyperlinks, which can be fixed by using texinfo (preferably by using Gnu/Emacs+info mode as defined in info.el) or by reading the HTML versions if the man-pages.

>>20

Terry DAVIS said that UTF-32 should be the standard encoding.

This also reminded me of the interactive TempleOS document files (DolDoc) with spires and all: https://templeos.holyc.xyz/Wb/Doc/DolDocOverview.html

47 2022-03-17 22:21

A general-purpose, non-invasive brain-computer interface would be interesting

Though it would probably be exploited by governments to subjugate the populace

But hey, it would justify wearing tinfoil hats, so that's a plus

48 2022-03-18 17:54

The Free Software Song

https://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.html

Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.

Hoarders can get piles of money,
That is true, hackers, that is true.
But they cannot help their neighbors;
That's not good, hackers, that's not good.

When we have enough free software
At our call, hackers, at our call,
We'll kick out those dirty licenses
Ever more, hackers, ever more.

Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.
Join us now and share the software;
You'll be free, hackers, you'll be free.

49 2022-03-18 18:21

In the north trees die lying down, like people. Their enormous bared roots look like the claws of a giant predatory bird caught in a rock. From these gigantic talons thousands of tiny tentacles, whitish offshoots covered with warm brown bark, stretched down into the permafrost. Each summer the permafrost retreated a little and a tentacle-like root would then immediately use its fine hairs to pierce and anchor itself in each inch of thawed ground. Larches reach maturity at three hundred years, slowly raising their mighty, heavy bodies on weak roots that are spread all over the stony ground. A powerful storm easily fells these weak-kneed trees. Larches would fall on their backs, with their heads in the same direction, and they died lying on a thick soft layer of bright green and bright pink moss.

Only the twisted, crooked, low-growing trees, exhausted by constantly turning toward the sun for warmth, stayed obstinately on their own, keeping their distance from one another. They had kept up this intensive struggle for life for so long that their tortured, crushed heartwood was of no use. A short, many branched trunk, covered all around with terrible growths, like the scarred bark when a branch has been broken off, was unusable for construction, even in the north, where nobody was fussy about the quality of house-building materials. These twisted trees could not even be used for firewood, since their resistance to the ax could exhaust any workman. This is how they avenged themselves on the whole world for the damage the north had done to their life.

50 2022-03-19 00:29

>>46

TempleOS interface and DolDoc, etc.

I'm impressed every time I see Emacs' slime-mode show me the contents of a data structure and all other debugging capabilities (https://lispcookbook.github.io/cl-cookbook/debugging.html) GNU Emacs is really a bit like a LispM emulator, if you really think about it. It's pretty sad to think about all cool stuff that was effectively lost: LispM, Lucid Energize, Smalltalk environments (there is Squeak and Pharo, thouhgh), PowerPC for consumer computers. There is a relevant talk on this subject https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RNbIEJvjUA&t=113s

More vids...
Smalltalk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uknEhXyZgsg&t=830s
LispM emulator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4-YnLpLgtk
Lucid Energize: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQQTScuApWk
TempleOS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puDG7XAGy2M

# A quick tutorial on how to run TOS in qemu
# FYI, there are at least 3 forks of TOS: Shrine, ZenithOS and ZealOS

# First we need the TOS iso. I'm not sure which is the most complete version.
aria2c -x 2 'https://archive.org/download/TempleOS_ISO_Archive/TempleOSCDV5.03.ISO'

# Create a virtual HDD:
qemu-img create -f qcow2 TOS_disk.qcow2 3G

# Install TOS
qemu-system-x86_64 -hda TOS_disk.qcow2  -smp cores=2 -enable-kvm -cpu host -m 2048M -rtc base=localtime -soundhw pcspk -cdrom TempleOSCDV5.03.ISO -boot d

# Run the VM
qemu-system-x86_64 -hda TOS_disk.qcow2 -smp cores=2 -enable-kvm -cpu host -m 4096M -rtc base=localtime -soundhw pcspk -boot c
51 2022-03-22 08:12

I like reviewing code because it is probably the only situation where people care about my opinion and it even has an actual impact on the outcome.

52 2022-03-22 09:31 *

i was born in the dark age of digital technology. none of the fun stuff has been developed yet like hyperrealistic ai generated vr cp.
maybe i will survive to see these things

53 2022-03-22 17:51 *

I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.

54 2022-03-23 19:47

I love everyone, but when some racist bigot shit bag African American is yelling at me for being downtown while under the influence of my own mixed Caucasian persuasion, it's hard to keep a right heart and act wise. Right out of slavery, and the first thing is to act worse than an angry sore about race and being racist. Some people, man. I'm getting to where I just don't care about normal people at all.

I have seen plenty of deplorable garbage out of superhuman freaks too, though. Who cares?

Ctl+V

55 2022-03-23 21:41

>>54

African American

USAian detected. Everyone else just says blacks or browns.

56 2022-03-24 03:23

Death in the family. Sad face time on lock.

57 2022-03-24 06:45

>>56 Condolescences, bro.

58 2022-03-24 08:06

Why don't schools teach kids how to take IQ tests? It's the easiest way to improve intelligence.

59 2022-03-24 14:33

I got into Mensa this way.

60 2022-03-25 08:00

>>59
What was Mensa like? Did you help solve the world's problems with your superintelligence?

61 2022-03-26 03:53 *

That feel when too depressed to sleep. At least in the morning the mania should kick in.

62 2022-03-27 08:25

Only cowards VIP in the Ctrl+V thread.

63 2022-03-27 12:09

NES
https://nicole.express/2022/the-nes-as-an-artifact.html

64 2022-03-27 14:35

Thanks to Covid restrictions my depression has turned into depressive schizophrenia

65 2022-03-28 00:50

if i had the world to give...

66 2022-03-28 01:22

>>62
Fuck you mate! Fuck all you! Only whores unVIP in the Ctrl+V thread.

67 2022-03-28 03:44

I regret I have but one life to give.

68 2022-04-04 17:58

Sometimes I feel like starting the blog but I know that I wouldn't actually make any posts.

69 2022-04-04 19:49

hire some indian bro to crank out mindless clickbait with cat pictures. i bet it's done to death, but adding to the problem is always a valid artistic expression of highest regard.

70 2022-04-05 17:17

Is it normal for suicidal thoughts to just randomly appear in my head? Like, I'm just chilling and vibing and suddenly I'm like "damn, I really need to kill myself" for no fucking reason.

71 2022-04-05 17:43

#70

It's normal until you do a backflip.

72 2022-04-05 18:46

>>70
I would recommend to visit your cardiologist. My cousin consulted a psychoterapist on the same matter of thoughts, she sent him to other doctors and after a pile of tests he was diagnosed with sinus node degeneration (which, among other symptoms, causes fatigue, mood change etc.). He now has pacemaker and promises me to get druk on my funeral.

73 2022-04-07 21:17

I can't focus.

74 2022-04-14 20:21

What do these guys think they're doing. You can't just dress up an avocado and start calling it Avocado General, they need training, support, education god damn it.

75 2022-04-14 20:23

You know I really think the ukulele is the finest instrument ever made. The resonant tones, the leak portable design. The Hawaiian kings must have had the upmost taste when they had it designed.

76 2022-04-15 00:52

feeling good, feeling bad, it's all about the same to me.

77 2022-04-15 13:50

GeoGebra is a pretty cool piece of software.

78 2022-04-16 01:35

Just gotta hold my breadth for a couple more weeks. Hell, maybe just one if everything works out.

79 2022-04-16 01:37

Another near fatal accident tonight. A hit and run about killed me. In the emergency room now. Man, I am about wore out. Love y'all.

80 2022-04-16 01:47

Fascinating.

81 2022-04-16 06:46

Million dollar handjob.

82 2022-04-16 07:52

>>79
Get well soon!

83 2022-04-16 15:31

Thanks. I have chest trauma, but the helmet helped a lot. Back to the drawing board, but at least without a broken anything.

84 2022-04-17 10:07

Wuling Hong Guang Mini EV
https://youtu.be/jNeOCWKt7FE?t=23

85 2022-04-19 20:31

It must be so nice to have something to say.

86 2022-04-19 21:32

PING

87 2022-04-20 00:22

PONG

88 2022-04-20 05:53

<3

89 2022-04-20 18:54

DING

90 2022-04-20 19:00

DONG

91 2022-04-21 02:16

CHING

92 2022-04-21 08:49

pong

93 2022-04-21 22:36

Just one last drink...

94 2022-04-22 01:54

I should go to sleep soon.

95 2022-04-22 07:06

>>94
Even though I just woke up and have the full workday ahead of me, that the only thing I can think about too.

96 2022-04-22 23:20

What do you do for work?

97 2022-04-23 01:19

I really can't take it when people don't do their due research and go asking dumb questions on the internet.

98 2022-04-23 01:53

Smartest traffic lights in the world
https://youtu.be/SDXB0CY2tSQ?t=436

99 2022-04-23 05:39

>>98
The entire channel is great! It even exemplifies how Western civil engineering is a pandemic ponzi scheme to unironic drain the economy.

100 2022-04-23 14:56 *

>>98
Fucking sexy swamp Germans in their wet first world country.

101 2022-04-23 18:57

>>100
spits on the floor.

102 2022-04-23 20:18

>>100
Oh, excuse me. I meant to say: "Fucking swamp Germans in their sexy wet first world country. *Spits on the floor.*" A bit of a Freudian slip there.

103 2022-04-23 20:52

Love and communication.

104 2022-04-23 21:07

elon musk is giving a bad name to all of us on the spectrum

//c

105 2022-04-23 22:08

Have you ever wanted to love with such intensity that your love becomes your single greatest wealth?

106 2022-04-24 00:54

Passion is grand, but i just basically want to live in solitude and peace at this point. If i were to love some one else romantically, i think the idea would be that I would play it right every single time no matter what knowing that it doesn't often work out when you're fair and good to people. Not that I think it's out of my reach, I do think that perhaps it would be less than desirable. A beautiful gesture, yes, I think that's fair to say, but futile.

Love is always a wealth beyond wealth.

107 2022-04-24 01:26

I refuse.

108 2022-04-24 14:30

>>98
Pretty cool, but how does it work? Is it like photocell doors or do they use some other sensors?

109 2022-04-26 23:03

will there be sex in heaven?

110 2022-04-27 06:15

>>109
It's a supernatural place where things that don't happen in real life can miraculously happen, so there's a chance.

111 2022-04-27 15:26

I'm hearing a lot of "no," but thinking a lot of "yes."

112 2022-04-27 17:41

>>109
With houris.

113 2022-04-28 09:56

Sorting out mixed nuts isn't fun anymore; it's a chore.

114 2022-04-28 15:22

I love you, though.

115 2022-04-28 15:25

the tiktok algorithms are like nothing you've ever experienced before. it's crack. if you haven't tried you should. it takes about a week for it to learn your preferences.

i'm jerking off to teenage girls dancing in bikinis all day

116 2022-04-28 15:51

What the fuck man, you are better than this.

117 2022-04-29 11:57

Okay guys, so I like really need some help. Basically the head of the local mall gave me a letter of marque and told me to suck as many dicks as I could. He said that I wasn't just sucking dicks for the local mall, but for all the principles of our local mall, and that really appealed to me. Anyway I was forced to deep throat one too many times and I got throat chlamydia and lost my voice. The local head mall cop gave me a purple dildo of valor, but because my mission was top secret I'm not allowed to share it. I can't continue to serve with throat chlamydia and I'm not qualified for any other role. Now all I've got left is all the fucked up shit that happened to me over the last half to four years, and this useless dildo. I mean I still have pride in all obese chuds scooting over to the jelly-bean store, and trying all the flavors, while waiting for the electronic repair shop to fix their cracked phone screens, but shit man, what am I supposed to do now?

118 2022-04-29 13:17

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

119 2022-04-29 18:05

something something chicken coop.

120 2022-04-30 00:29

>>119 best.

121 2022-04-30 09:06
 * Kernel pointers have redundant information, so we can use a
 * scheme where we can return either an error code or a normal
 * pointer with the same return value.

Who needs ADTs when you can just encode errors in pointers?

122 2022-05-01 19:05

FISA courts are unamerican.

123 2022-05-01 20:45 *

It's actually insane the contradictory narratives that can be maintained in a single skull. You've got these poor deluded souls who think what distinguishes the first-world, and America in particular are the existence of certain rights, and rule of law; while at the same time believing violating the 4th amendment on behalf of the federal government is not only permissible but a morally admirable action, an act of service. Either admit the shit don't work or stop fucking with it; but if it don't work then what are you fucking for? Just the fun of it? That's my bet, it's all just one big LARP that got out of hand.

124 2022-05-04 06:01

Did YouTube kill off RSS feeds?

125 2022-05-04 11:20

>>124
Every website turns into shit sooner or later.

So, basically, yes.

126 2022-05-06 06:39

In the newest Firefox it is possible to activate multiple languages for spellchecking at the same time. Did anyone actually ask for this?

127 2022-05-06 08:59

>>126
What? How to activate this?

128 2022-05-07 00:50

>>127
Update & find out

129 2022-05-07 01:25

>>128
It's already up to date (56.0.2 as per "About").

130 2022-05-07 08:46

The latest Firefox is 100.0.

131 2022-05-07 13:47

Re: Lua vs. Python

Python, that’s not a language, that’s a toy for masochists, that’s the fiddlediddle for the pampered who already tried everything, and love to be punished for every false stroke they do and being lectured and patronized by their language and who by a good hardware just to burn the value and the electricity for that in a factor of 29/30 into heat and lost time of life. Python is not as bad as Java, I give that language that. But it’s not much better either.

And why do people chose Python? Because it is their first language. It is their only language, why do people do stupid things? Why do they stay with a wife that is permanently cheating on them? Why do they behave irrational, why do they love to be punished by women in leather? Why? I have no idea. But I think that’s the human condition. We have to live with that. But please. Please not in a professional environment.

Python is not professional.

132 2022-05-07 16:34 *

>>131
Not a single word about Lua...

133 2022-05-08 12:57

So... do people just come to this site to practice for their creative writing final?

134 2022-05-08 13:26

Personally, I'd say perpetual underachievers that have been socially defeated enough times that they only feel comfortable sharing when the response cannot be tied to their own distorted self-concepts.

Alternatively, wizards that want to explore the deep unknown without filthy peasants getting in the way.

135 2022-05-08 14:31

No, it's 56.0.2.

NB: Mozilla has recently abandoned their main browser and started developing some bloatware trojan with the same name.

136 2022-05-09 04:13

theap.substack.com
I Saw a Cool Truck Today
Alex Pareene
6-8 minutes

53-foot semi-trailers are prohibited on the vast majority of the streets of New York City. The city’s rules for trucks can get fairly complex, but this one is simple and unambiguous. The state Department of Transportation has a helpful website for those unsure if their 53-foot long semi-trailers are allowed in New York City. It says: “53-foot long trailers are not allowed to make pick ups or deliveries in any of the boroughs of New York City.”

But 53-foot semi-trailers do not let the simple fact that they are prohibited from driving around the various streets of New York City stop them. This simple law is also simply not enforced. Especially (but not exclusively) in the outer boroughs, oversized semis are a regular sight. While it can be difficult for the untrained observer to quickly and accurately gauge the length of a trailer, sometimes an offender leaves some telling clues.

There is even a Twitter account dedicated to documenting examples of illegal semi-trailers on our streets, just as there is one for defaced license plates, one for cops parking on sidewalks, and (granddaddy of them all) one for parking placard corruption.

Obviously the lack of enforcement of this rule is part of a broader municipal trend of Not Caring About Stuff If No Wealthy Homeowners Or Business Interests Are Currently Complaining About It. (Street safety could actually become a priority in our cities if, instead of cities spending money on awareness campaigns for drivers, agencies spent those funds on awareness campaigns for landlords and small business owners, in order to convince the agencies’ political leaders to let them do something about it.)

There are many reasons why a city would bar the largest semis from their streets, from weight to noise, but the main one is simply that they don’t fit. They can’t take the narrow turns vehicles need to take here without endangering other vehicles and everyone else around them. They have terrible sightlines and are dangerous to pedestrians. Crowded city streets are best and most safely navigated in small vehicles. Semis are literally designed for freeways.

The incisive reader has probably gathered by now that I do not like these trucks. (I have an entirely one-sided email chain with the flack for a national food distribution company asking if they are aware of this law. Yes, I am a crank.)

But, today, I saw a cool truck. It was not out on the streets, blocking a crosswalk for an entire light cycle because it had no room to execute a right turn without hitting five other vehicles and several strollers. It was on the internet. Twitter user “Alan” (he describes himself as “literally just some guy”) brought to my attention that the European truck company Volta Trucks plans to bring its “class 7” electric trucks to the U.S. market next year.

Electric trucks are a good thing all on their own. But what makes this company’s offerings interesting are that they are specifically focused on safety in urban environments. As Ars Technica explains: “The truck features a central driving position, with a minimum of blind spots, that places the driver at an appropriate height to spot vulnerable road users like cyclists.” Safety isn’t an incidental consideration, either. Volta is foregrounding safety—for people outside the vehicles—in its official marketing, as seen on the company’s Twitter feed.

Now, has Volta designed a safer truck for urban transport simply because European companies are more enlightened and civilized on these issues than Americans? I mean, let’s be honest, part of the answer is yes, culture matters and they have basically a multi-decade head start on caring about this stuff over there. But the Volta Zero was not developed and brought to market out of altruism. As Alan notes, this model was designed for a specific reason: To meet London’s “Direct Vision Standards.”

London has adopted fairly rigorous safety standards for trucks (or Heavy Goods Vehicles/“HGVs” in EU-speak) they call the “Direct Vision Standard.” HGVs over a certain weight now require a new permit to enter London, determined by standardized safety ratings based on visibility from a truck’s cab. This mandate applies all day, every day, on every street in London. And they are enforcing it.

American traffic engineers and city planners are not unaware of these sorts of policies. They are just too powerless or chickenshit to push for them. Streetsblog reported last year on a panel at the Vision Zero Cities conference on the topic of truck visibility and safety, attended by well-meaning planners from across the U.S.. The “chief fleet officer for the New York City Department of Citywide Administrative Services” was one of the panelists. “We know we want these trucks,” he said on the panel. “Now, we want to see the trucking industry move to supply them… They know how to make them. They’re already selling them. They’re just not selling them here.”

Volta, now, would like to sell them here. That’s great. But they’re not producing these trucks and trying to sell them here because New York City planners wanted that to happen. It’s only a possibility because London forced an industry to produce and sell safer trucks, if businesses wanted to continue driving trucks in London—and it turned out that businesses did want to continue driving trucks in London. The city created a market for a new kind of vehicle, and then a company emerged to create the vehicle, not through subsidies or nudges or even direct purchases, but by giving commerce no other option but to create it. It is almost impossible to imagine any large U.S. city exercising its own power the same way. New York (or Los Angeles, or Houston) could’ve done this at any point, but over here we can’t even enforce an already existing ban on the most dangerous trucks.

I hope to see these cool trucks in my city soon (especially because I expect drivers in them will have an easier time seeing me). I don’t expect to see many until the people with the power to do so understand that they actually can and must get the uncool trucks off the road.
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137 2022-05-09 19:31

I was thinking about what I would want out of a relationship, romantic or otherwise, and came to the conclusion that what I want more than anything else is a group of researchers with a well-equipped laboratory. If I was one of those billionaires I wouldn't buy super-yachts or waste my money on prostitutes and cocaine, I would keep a court of scientists like the renaissance kings used to.

138 2022-05-09 19:43

>>137
Elon Musk's favorite game is Deus Ex. Jeffrey Epstein described himself as a science philanthropist. Peter Thiel is loose and fast with funding. I don't think the aristocracy funding off-label R&D is even remotely aberrational.

The real question is how to get access to the corporate and government mind-holds where they put the Big Brains with Dangerous Thoughts that they've hired without any goal but to deprive their potential competitors of a possible weapon.

139 2022-05-09 19:55

I take it back, I don't want to be like Epstein.

140 2022-05-09 20:08

Abraham and Genghis Khan are the normal expression of masculinity:

And the angel of the LORD called unto Abraham out of heaven the second time, And said, By myself have I sworn, saith the LORD, for because thou hast done this thing, and hast not withheld thy son, thine only son: That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall possess the gate of his enemies; And in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed; because thou hast obeyed my voice.

141 2022-05-12 19:07

God is dead, and we crucified him.

142 2022-05-12 19:14

Oh, and also he was Jewish.

143 2022-05-12 19:19 *

textboard.org has insufficient memes.

144 2022-05-12 19:20

He is risen, and currently lives in outer space.

145 2022-05-12 19:29 *

He is risen, and lives in our hearts!

146 2022-05-14 02:53

When did it become a crime to have atypical ideas while being otherwise quite, honest, and avoidant? Everyone, even your own family, by default assumes you're the devil and up to something genuinely nefarious, interpreting your scarce words as intent to do harm, even if all you ever wanted was to stop feeling so tired and sick all the time or read and think quietly in the sun. If being ill makes you more quite and avoidant, then you're really out of luck. I guess I learned my lesson, but it really is tedious to determine and maintain a persona, that is lies, which might allow others to leave you alone, and not fear that your honesty, silence, or avoidance (even avoidance as a courtesy) is harassment. It's too late to fix things here, and really always was. I'll try somewhere new, and hope it goes better.

147 2022-05-14 02:57 *

Well, I suppose atypical ideas and mannerisms, but whatever.

148 2022-05-14 09:30 *

>>146
Since the dawn of time, be happy they are not burning you at a stake.

149 2022-05-14 12:02

>>148
I wonder. It seems to me that orthodoxy is a fairly recent concept. The Classical Greeks, and IIRC the Hindus and other Pagans, for example didn't seem to mind if people made esoteric cults, or declare themselves atheists, or thought that there might be a better alternative to democracy (praising Sparta), etc. They only killed Socrates after a student of his became the most competent general of the invading Spartans, killing their kinsmen, and even after they regretted it!

There was this whole class of people, like Heraclitus, who so far as I can tell did nothing but go to the market to yell esoteric ideas at people and then go back to their homes to think. The hermits and the monks predate organized religion. In the state of nature there is no one to establish orthodoxy, because no one has that amount of control, and that persisted into some early states like Athens I think.

Oh, and if a bunch of people didn't like the state, to the point of that being an issue, a new one would be created for them! Imagine that! They could just leave, and do what they wanted!

150 2022-05-14 12:55 *

>>148
Apparently Puritans banned other denominations from New England initially, and even burned some Quaker women at the stake. My bet is that it was for the same reason, but it's hard to imagine.

151 2022-05-14 13:11

>>149
This is a variant of survivorship bias that I don't think has a formal name, so I'll simply call it the discriminatory paradox.

Let's use genocide as an example. How many genocides have occurred throughout history? We don't know. Why? Because the perfect genocide leaves no trace. The near perfect leaves little trace that must be discovered. In real terms, if you're talking about "genocide" you're talking about _attempted_ (namely, failed) genocide. Successful genocide doesn't leave advocates nor a record.

Leaving genocide aside, consider ideological death (eidocide?): the burning of books and burying of scholars in ancient China during the Spring and Autumn period. There were nominally one hundred schools. This may be an exaggeration of number, but we'll never know, as the only surviving records come from historians and schools that survived the cull.

Let's consider another example. Who is really oppressed in the present? True oppression, like genocide and eidocide, affords no advocates and no traces. Who is not allowed to exist in America? We can't _really_ know, but we can point out a few categories that approach that point: neo-Nazis and pedophiles. Even these have hidden enclaves and a minority of public advocates.

We don't know if the Greeks, or anyone else in the ancient world, both intentionally and successfully erased anything except to the extent that it left a lacuna. Even then, the lacuna itself is proof of the failure. We have examples of heresies, histories, and people that were extirpated with lacunae, but not heresies, histories, and people that were extirpated without a lacuna.

This has a more direct influence on your present reality: you are the child of survivors and survivors alone. You are winning and the children of winners. No one actually cares or can care about the anonymous victims of erasure. You can't consent to or even know of their existence, necessarily and by definition. You don't, can't care about the children; you can only care about the Kid.

152 2022-05-14 14:11

>>151
I disagree that the only form of oppression is exhaustive, or that this is even particularly possible if there are independent observers. The Greeks had loads of independent observers because there was a different state every few kilometers and freedom of movement between them - more concerning is censorship by later scribes.

If erasure is oppression (and its not always) then the easy way to achieve this is silence, and manipulation. Especially manipulation of incentive structures: "Repeat after me or the best work you'll get is flipping burgers off I-79." It is this restriction of access to power, and control of information which is most damning currently. As an aside neo-Nazis and pedophiles are often used by power when it serves their interests, timely examples are Azov or Epstein.

I think I now have a new perspective on the issue of my original post, and really that was just a temporary lapse in thinking.

153 2022-05-14 14:17 *

>>152

It is this restriction of access to power, and control of information which is most damning currently.

Repeat after me: ١٦٣ وَإِلَٰهُكُمْ إِلَٰهٌ وَاحِدٌ ۖ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا هُوَ الرَّحْمَٰنُ الرَّحِيمُ

154 2022-05-14 14:28

>>152
The point; you missed it.

155 2022-05-14 14:53 *

>>151,154
Argument was we don't know how free the Greeks were because the history of the oppressed may have been completely erased. The state of nature being naturally oppressive then can't be fully disproven on this evidence. Point was maybe to promote individualism, removing the concept of a broader category of oppressed people. If that's wrong ELI5 please.

156 2022-05-14 15:33

>>155

If that's wrong ELI5 please.

You'll understand when you're older. Back to reddit, you 'lil ragamuffin!

157 2022-05-14 15:39 *

>>156 I guess I deserved that one, lol. cya.

158 2022-05-14 23:33

Neighbors recorded threatening to murder me: police did absolutely nothing. Wow.

159 2022-05-15 00:33

>>158
Do you have reason to think their threats are real?

160 2022-05-15 02:42 *

>>158-159 doubt.

161 2022-05-15 02:56

IMO the reconquista styling is cringe given the insignificance of the concretes, but I can respect some of the 007 bits if the tooling is custom.

162 2022-05-15 03:09

I wonder how effective T-cells usually are.

163 2022-05-15 03:13

>>159 yeah. schizo wanna-be gangster african american. scary. said he would shoot me.

164 2022-05-15 04:03

Now went to sleep at a friend's house and got eaten alive by bedbugs (I'm way allergic). Man, what a shitty life sometimes.

165 2022-05-15 04:05

went to sleep at a friend's house to get away from Rick Ross and company,and got eaten alive by bedbugs (I'm way allergic). Man, what a shitty life sometimes. Waiting to see if I react bad enough to go to the hospital.

Just about ready to lose it.

166 2022-05-15 04:57

And now I can share my tragedies with equally or moreso shady characters publicly here on Textboard. Hell yeah! Rock bottom again.

167 2022-05-15 10:30

Rice is tasty

168 2022-05-15 14:33

>>167
Rice is Nice.

169 2022-05-15 14:43

>>167 Rice is tasty? Rice is NASTY!

170 2022-05-15 14:48 *

The gigs up, and it's getting late in the evening for this. Why not sit back and relax watching the sun set?

171 2022-05-15 14:55

meh.

172 2022-05-15 14:55 *

guess it's your time to waste.

173 2022-05-15 16:38 *

I should probably go to the doctor to get some steroids it seems.

174 2022-05-15 18:42

Would .22 be useful for practice beyond initial training, or would .223 be better? Seems like dealing with recoil is most of marksmanship, and the former doesn't have too much of that.

175 2022-05-15 18:45

Anyone familiar with ammo and guns explain to me why stopping power is such a big deal? If you have no recoil, wouldn't multiple accurate shots with a .22 be preferable to a single round of something more powerful?

176 2022-05-15 18:56

>>175
Imagine western standoff where one of the fellas has to have multiple shots to be lethal. A larger cartridge isn't always more lethal though. My Sargent in JROTC said in effect the reason NATO settled on a smaller cartridge is to have it bounce around in the rib cage. He also said something about folks on opioids being able to take a good number of shots.

177 2022-05-15 18:59 *

>>176 I don't know much about guns though.

178 2022-05-15 19:10

It certainly sounds plausible. I'd think in a SHTF scenario, people would be more concerned about any gunshot wounds rather than the size of the payload.

179 2022-05-15 19:30 *

>>178
SHTF is just one scenario people are interested in, I'm personally really only interested in sport. Anyway SHTF if I had to guess would be better modeled by Syria than anything else. Maybe you still have some functioning hospitals, or medical tents, you've probably still got food.

180 2022-05-15 19:35

I'm mostly concerned about SHTF, unfortunately. I'd prefer to never fire a weapon if it's reasonably avoidable.
I really wish there were more Project Appleseed shoots in my area. They sound like fun.

181 2022-05-15 19:49

>>180
That does seem neat. Seems like a well armed peaceful community would be the best way to stay safe.

182 2022-05-15 22:42

What if we (well, someone, certainly not me) made an imageboard with a set of single-letter boards... and let users decide what they are for? Of course, there would be /a/ and /b/, which would automatically acquire their traditional the topics. Same if we made, say, /k/, /g/ or /x/, but what would be of,say, /m/, /i/, or /e/? I'd like to see users vye to claim the board for some or other topic. I would further encourage competition by having users make banners for each board. I think it'd be fun, but one needs to have a userbase already in place for that to happen.

183 2022-05-16 02:09

Banners = bananers™

184 2022-05-20 20:32

Did everyone here lose it?

185 2022-05-20 22:31

Not only here.

186 2022-05-20 23:45

Also there.

187 2022-05-21 00:05

Were're all a little strange around here.

188 2022-05-21 18:25

Boy this really brings backs some memories. I was 12 at the time and my friend told me he had found this site called Beenz that we could use to earn points and buy stuff. There was a game that was basically a clone of Asteroids that would pay out Beenz based on how many points you scored. We were avid gamers and wannabe hackers (more like script kiddies) so we were aware of a tool like game hacker or something that would allow us to find the memory address of a given value in a game and change it to whatever value we desired. This Asteroids clone calculated the points in the browser and submitted the value when you died, so we could easily find the value and change it to 100,000,000 or something ludicrous. It worked. We were rolling in Beenz. I bought a Gameboy and some games, tons of Pokemon trading cards, and several Wal-mart gift certificates. In the end I wound up with well over $500 worth of free stuff. Doesn't seem like a big haul now, but to a fairly poor 12 year old middle school kid, we were living like kings.

The game was eventually shut down and one day I received an email from some guy. He said he wasn't angry but wanted to know how I was able to exploit the game and get so many points, and maybe one day we could laugh about it over a soda.

189 2022-05-26 16:09

I thought school shooters shot up their own schools as revenge for bullying and shit but it is actually adults going to elementary schools to hunt for little kids? What the fuck

190 2022-05-27 13:40

>>189
They avenge their ruined childhood.

191 2022-05-27 14:08

It's an endless cycle that leaves everyone distraught and depressed. All these lunatics focus on the guns rather than the social issues that produced that kind of deranged individual in the first place.

192 2022-05-27 16:42

>>191
Which lunatics?

193 2022-05-27 16:50

>>192
Yes.

194 2022-05-27 18:15

The seemingly-obvious end result of seclusion is a total loss of tolerance of even small crowds. I'm currently at the stage where shopping after 8am means stores are busy enough to freak me out.

195 2022-05-28 16:35

If I had a big garden I would get a pig and we would be best friends. We would have fun together all the time, we would roll around in mud, dig up mushrooms in the forest, sneak into the neighbour's garden and uproot the lawn, and eat lots of tasty food.

196 2022-05-29 02:44

i ate too much im feeling catharsis

197 2022-05-31 13:56

are you sure it's not a heart attack?

198 2022-06-01 21:55

Why do I get a negative value if I integrate the parametric curve of a half circle: x(t)=cos(t), y(t)=sin(t), from 0 to pi?

∫y(t)x'(t)dt=∫-cos²(t)dt=-1/2∫1+cos(2t)dt=-1/2(t+sin(2t)/2)+C

At t=pi it is -1/2pi and at t=0 it is 0 so the integral from 0 to pi will be

-1/2pi-0=-1/2pi

Which is what I would expect except it is negative for some reason?

199 2022-06-01 21:57 *

I actually messed that up it should be sin² but that only changes the sign before the term with sin(2t) which is zero anyway.

200 2022-06-02 06:34 *

nvm i got it

201 2022-06-02 18:27

zam fam u got 200 GET

202 2022-06-03 03:24

I tell you what, it's mischief for me or my own slow agonizing life as at as wealth beneath wealth. Blue skies don't mean shit to me, not if there ain't nothing going down.

I got to say, I love the way you love me.

203 2022-06-04 01:04

Life is too short, too sweet.

204 2022-06-04 05:30

USAF stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmM5KSoW2qA

205 2022-06-04 05:32

Who here is conducting experimentation on nanomatter editation?

206 2022-06-04 10:37

experimint six two six

207 2022-06-05 00:13

I am so abandoned and discarded that I must admit, I am fighting mad over it.

208 2022-06-06 14:24

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/manage-downloads-preferences-using-downloads-menu

When I open a file with an application, why is it also saved to my Downloads folder?
Before Firefox version 98, files you opened in Firefox with an application were also saved to the system Temp folder on Windows and Linux, even though you may not have been aware of it. Firefox no longer saves files to a temporary folder because of the downsides to saving files in a location that is hard to discover. Instead, files are saved to the "Save files to" folder location shown in Firefox settings, in the General panel Downloads section under Files and Applications. (Firefox will not ask you to choose a folder when opening files if you have selected the "Always ask you where to save files" setting, to prevent unnecessary interruptions.)

Why do Firefox developers always assume that everyone is an imbecile? Why do they have to break useful functions because they believe their users to be retarded?

209 2022-06-06 14:54

Speaking of Firefox, did you know that if you keep a console open, and the page refreshes, the window will forcefully map itself and focus on your current workspace? At least that's what happened to me today. Why is this a thing, I have no idea.

210 2022-06-06 15:00

>>208

version 98

That's a phishing site. Change your password if you used the same password for another site.

211 2022-06-06 19:04

schwurbler strudel video games krank bettyer yet get some of this shit when you see them humgry looking to score giving you the read devilz eyzs you better know you better konw this wont end well this wont end well but still it keeps on going and with a little less care it gets so much easier to deal with it and build that firewall that shoots back laszers from your mothers udders right into your toe nail shoe string nancy quancy fear of a lune nigger schmuck fuck face nigger faggot yeah you heard me right i said it you can go fucking schmack you facking fuck nigger fak and then you will see what really means to be a genius on this planet on the earth right here i can go on but i wont stop you fucking asshole quick cooldown gives me some more time to practice shooting the goal and going in i wont stop i just keep on going straight rhrough the finish line until there is nothing under me and and and and the pyramid has its proper structure wit hthe son as the cherry on top heh :^) but that wont be enough no no no what if you could have real alone time with someone else and forget the whole world like it's not even there anymore, true intimacy and privacy that goes hand in hand cant have no people asking how the honey moon was with their snickering bonres waiting in the background wanting to see the wedding porn when you will see that the square and circle are all there is .... what was before this solid state wordl? i wonder i really do but i think i know you are a facking ass shit hole eater who wont under stund unti you seen for yourself so dont go there just dont even go there you will go staright down the toilet that is a very ugly and well warned off place to NOT FUCK AROUND IN do you understand me you fucking dickshitter okay that s not all but i tell you what if you want to know how to make pixels alife that is not true i never said that you wiull see you will really really reallllyy seeee what i mean when im fucking doine here quick break now im back ok well you seel i like to hear myself talk that kinda gets me going and gets me fired up i hate to stay wwuited and listen to all that fucking fuck shit nigger talk shit hole from the shit of the earth shit hole shit sdouble shit just SHIT S H IT SSSS HHHH IIIII TTTTTTTTTT what else can i say so anyway if i could get a word in edgewise you know that means upssy fucking hehe :DDDD ok but really now if you know the big ball you can put a peg square in ar ound hole any time of the day if you know what i mean what even doest heword paradise mean i mrean really have you thought about paraidse is it gonna be hollywood bullshit yea i kill two babies for a headline of me and my sextape going public i love tdoing that or just straight up islamic fuck fest with the primest pussy there is well i know what i would chose but i would take it a step forter going back to the beginning and pulling it all togehtere where we have been what we have done then you will know .... what it means to be at the beginning of the eennndndnndndnndnd hhihihihiihihihihih no non on othat was a joke i dont use bible words no really i dont i hate them you will see why because niggesr use them like sigignsl and then they jisyy therir ugly shit into it and you get it flung up like boehmes turba turba turba turba dont get caught in the turba my nigga oh man okay thats all fuck you

212 2022-06-06 19:15

(red faced); she lied about her anal virginity

213 2022-06-06 22:22

Oh noes.
Whatever is there t=to do!?!?!?

214 2022-06-07 00:32

walk like an egyptian

215 2022-06-07 10:43

6' 4" Chinese edition
https://streetwriterpodcast.blogspot.com/2022/06/a-first-take-on-jamie-new-street.html

https://pastebin.com/ZRTZV0XM

216 2022-06-08 03:52

paradise is sometimes gan eden. there's a little bit of diffuse glow on the meaning, i think, like geh hinnom being sort of broadly an idea of what's being evoked with destruction in the lake of fire, or even maybe more nebulously the judgement of the unrighteous. I think that the idea of a place where the glory of heaven (heaven of heavens? ?!?!) meets some pretty special choice land on earth, where there is communion with the divine and the terrestrial, through messengers, medecine, metapsience, marvelous materialisation, on and on. Is this a place on earth guarded by a flaming sword that flashes, or is it somewhere afar from the shores of the mundane somehow? count the angels, who knows. Paradise is not a place for me, i can barely take care of myself some days. Where is a place for me? A pauper's grave, looks like.

I look at it, and other than something puzzling and perhaps troubling to a very few rare individuals who have considered it, I won't really amount to very much in a world where there's not much really to amount to, and that's fine with me.

invisible intelligence insecticide hidden agendas you are dying you are dead undead undead undead forever night in just the right light nervous system conspiracy creeps

i got those chewed up spit on runned down danged old dirty dimension blues
married to the game, i guess. the game? can somebody loan me thirty bucks?

217 2022-06-08 05:29

herniated disckkkkkkk

218 2022-06-08 20:20

i don't really post much, but i thought it might be appropriate to make my apologies to the few individuals here watching this travesty unfold. i am an awareness that is very ancient and very wise, as i am reminded, and i know a few things about what makes people tick. mostly, this one is just a shambling shell, and that's fine with everyone as long as he stays out of their way. well, facts are that it's a dark and ugly time to be alive, as is most times, but i think with the recent movements that it is nearing completion of this major phase. who will remain? i expect the ugly truth is that there won't be a whole lot of anything that makes sense after another two hundred years, if that's even concrete.

219 2022-06-08 21:05

my issue with the panopticon is this: men are mostly dishonest when aware that they are being deserved. the simple truth is a man who considers himself unobserved is more of what is actually there than his demeanor. What is trained is a man who at his resting state is at one with deception and show, and loses himself in pesecution entirely.

220 2022-06-08 21:06

deserved, observed. woops.

221 2022-06-09 01:56

save your marlboro miles, kids.

222 2022-06-09 02:21

would you like fries with that shake, mama?

223 2022-06-09 07:51

i was so stoned yesterday and i thought maybe all the black items in my room are purchased with dirty money, and it was kinda real for a while

224 2022-06-09 12:55

they were purchased by black people

225 2022-06-09 17:01

Calculator watches make me want to cry.

226 2022-06-09 21:25

Pound foolish and penny shy.

227 2022-06-09 22:36

It's not a very good source if it never updates.

228 2022-06-10 04:32

mohammed opening his inside like it s a great gesture.

it means nothing if you go to "heaven" anyway

229 2022-06-10 04:32

maybe lift the rocks you lazy asshole.

230 2022-06-10 04:37

somethings are inconsollable. but "nothing is impossible for god"
as usual

231 2022-06-10 04:43

life is so fair so now i only have half a brain to trade for a fraction of your muscles.

and you all are still better at arguing than me

Fucking truck driver assholes.

you deserve being poor faggot. You and you impossible needs. Morons. fucking trucks morons yesterday

232 2022-06-10 04:43

even smaller than the fucking container

you all deserve driving trucks forever.

get fucked

forevrr

233 2022-06-10 04:45

so dying to leave this stupid planet

234 2022-06-10 04:45

only psycho dirtbags live here.

235 2022-06-10 04:46

sorry i can only do drawing. you gotta figure, asshole

236 2022-06-10 04:58

Varnish my dry bag walrus.

237 2022-06-10 17:03

weed is ok but it makes me so sleepy, gotta realyl space it out

238 2022-06-11 09:20

damn called a girl a slut or that i think she is one i think i lost my moral superiour high ground now

239 2022-06-11 10:00

Make up for it by becoming a slut yourself.

240 2022-06-11 17:08

I BROKE MY TREUE
NEVER DO THAT
NOW IM BACK TO DEFEATIST INCEL MINDSET

241 2022-06-11 17:22

lolkek

242 2022-06-11 18:12

Treue? What's that? I only get German results.

243 2022-06-11 18:48

loyalty
i'm cursed, desperately cursed, MARKED even, oh no this shame, how to wash off this shame

244 2022-06-11 18:51

im being melodramatic btu i fapped to the fantasty of a girl i know being gang banged because i think she's a hua, but i still like her

245 2022-06-11 19:08

Brother, Christ is with you.

246 2022-06-11 19:50

f00kin kek mate. lole
may the power of all thats holy compel u

247 2022-06-11 22:09

Amein. I've loved some of the best of them, heart like mine and all. Got a grasshopper in your hair.

248 2022-06-12 07:08

I think low test men have a fundamentally different understanding of women than high test men.
Mostly because they never experience the trve girl

249 2022-06-12 08:11

What kind of test scores are you talking about? SICP final exam?

250 2022-06-12 09:10

Jackin it to acquaintances is rude

251 2022-06-12 18:05

Jakkin on the party is coo

252 2022-06-12 18:06

eyo eyo eyoooooooo EY YO
YO YOU
YOU
FUCK YOU

253 2022-06-12 18:07

stop gang stalking me
Fucko

254 2022-06-12 18:18

i've been gang stalked. boy that it was scary.

255 2022-06-12 18:22

gangstalk these dubz

256 2022-06-13 00:33

neighbors threatening to kill me, hope they don't.

257 2022-06-13 15:56 *

Are you sure it wasn't just one person in disguise? One day they could be cross-dressing and the next pretending to be an esoteric devout monk. It doesn't matter too much, just try your best to stay safe (maybe a glock), and don't worry about things outside your control.

258 2022-06-14 02:47

And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? After all, you knew ahead of time that those bluecaps were out at night for no good purpose. And you could be sure ahead of time that you’d be cracking the skull of a cutthroat.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

259 2022-06-14 04:15

Aye, ye unarmed worriers lack boldness. Die with honor.

260 2022-06-14 17:49

I wonder if anyone on this site can actually write a program.

261 2022-06-14 17:55

These poasters couldn't write they own name in cursive.

262 2022-06-14 18:04

User: Nagger
Hey guys what is this site?

263 2022-06-14 19:21

man you can't get a break around here. separate yourself from your own shattered identify, you are your own project, i will use anything to harm you, i am your one true love, come on!

264 2022-06-15 00:55

There's a boy in a house nearby I would like to fuck him. I don't even know how to approach him though.

265 2022-06-15 06:25

>>264
You do it like this: https://files.catbox.moe/l74fsp.webm

266 2022-06-15 14:33

What's to be expected from the blight lands? The third-worlders don't care for rule of law and were only ever capable of making broken shit or MMM. I'd rather live in a tint with a rifle, and just shoot the trespassers.

267 2022-06-16 06:48

Is there something about this site that makes people act like idiots?

268 2022-06-16 12:41

Yes

269 2022-06-16 12:43

Check out my number
69 haha

270 2022-06-16 16:26

AYE! THE WATER'S TURNING THE FUCKING FROGS GAY!!

271 2022-06-16 17:05

its da CHLOOOORIIIIDE

272 2022-06-16 19:38

WeeWEwEeEEEeeeEeEEEEeEeEeeeeeEeeR

273 2022-06-16 20:57

WeW LaD

274 2022-06-16 21:43

Having a well is pretty great until the power goes out and you have to get the gallon jugs used for watering plants to wash the soap off of you in the dark.

275 2022-06-17 00:28

IAN SMITH
A
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276 2022-06-17 01:19

>>275
Dank meme

277 2022-06-17 18:00

Dem6n goblins.

278 2022-06-17 23:25

Dem franchise boys

279 2022-06-18 02:33

Dem memer men

280 2022-06-18 04:36

>>271 half a cap of get right
dimensional transport support
mmmmeeeeoooooowwwwzeersss woowzzersss!

281 2022-06-18 04:37

earth conciousness is a *geometric* light energy conciousness
we knew the day would come when we would see what happened
we took her for granted, now our mother is very angry.

mr. flipzquick ala la tigre puro

282 2022-06-18 13:36

lncl wagmi
(laugh now cry later
we're all going to make it)

283 2022-06-18 16:34 *

I love black people. That being said I also hate niggers. I wish reddit would understand. I'm not racist, I just have a standard of civility that certain groups of people will never meet. I guarantee the goy boys would change their tune the moment they see a clip of a nigger stomping an innocent puppy or kitten for no reason at all. That corrupt seed exists in these groups and the world would be a better place if they were culled. There are groups of whites that are host to it as well, every race has their own niggers and they all deserve to have their bloodline ended.

284 2022-06-18 19:36

agree

285 2022-06-18 19:57

(integer? 42)

286 2022-06-18 20:42

>>285

#t
287 2022-06-18 20:52

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. The only way they can inherit the freedom we have known is if we fight for it, protect it, defend it, and then hand it to them with the well fought lessons of how they in their lifetime must do the same. And if you and I don’t do this, then you and I may well spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it once was like in America when men were free. - (deficit spending advocate and actor)

288 2022-06-18 22:21

dub

289 2022-06-19 04:24

Everything I do, say, or think is wrong. No one at all cares when I suffer, at all. I'm so used to it that I hardly care what happens to me, other than the visceral reaction nothing inside my shambling shell changes. I am less than nothing, I am an offense to every eye that sees me. I am only intelligent enough to know that I am stupid, and the hope I have is that the smear of what I once was is snuffed out in absurdity of unshakable faith.

290 2022-06-19 14:40

I care, though.

291 2022-06-19 21:23

mustard-based beverages

292 2022-06-19 21:32

I want to see a spinoff of Ace Attorney where you're a math professor and say "Theorem!" And "Proof!"

293 2022-06-20 07:07

>>292
Counterexample! Isn't that how you are supposed to do maths in class?

294 2022-06-20 16:32

Ctrl+V
I guess I'm back to the drawing board for eating nothing but eggs again. They are a fantastic source of absolutely everything the body needs in their uncooked form, I may need to look into how their proteins are denatured by cooking. That said, they are perfect, cheap, and tasty. I can get by with eggs and as little as possible salt and perhaps a little spice or mayo sometimes, drinking almost nothing but water. I expect the issues with constipation from so much fat will be mitigated by a little common sense in schedule of eating vs satiation desire, and awareness of bodily function. Times get hard, this may very well be sustainable in several different ways, and shift awareness away from eating as a primary cause of life (it is good) and towards adventure, experience, and personal growth as primary motivating factors.

Plus hey, it's the sort of thing that can be used to further alienate me from regular folk (abbreviated: "folk") and trivia to be used to demonize and ostracize me, since that's apparently the goal of everyone that knows and loves me.

295 2022-06-21 02:54

i am the walrus goo goo g'joob

296 2022-06-21 03:25

coo coo cachooo goober

297 2022-06-21 06:25

A few more posts and the nightmare is over.

298 2022-06-21 06:35

No site that uses Cloudflare seems to work at the moment.

299 2022-06-21 17:24

these dubz work doe

300 2022-06-21 17:25

300GET

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