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I guess I'm back to the drawing board for eating nothing but eggs again. They are a fantastic source of absolutely everything the body needs in their uncooked form, I may need to look into how their proteins are denatured by cooking. That said, they are perfect, cheap, and tasty. I can get by with eggs and as little as possible salt and perhaps a little spice or mayo sometimes, drinking almost nothing but water. I expect the issues with constipation from so much fat will be mitigated by a little common sense in schedule of eating vs satiation desire, and awareness of bodily function. Times get hard, this may very well be sustainable in several different ways, and shift awareness away from eating as a primary cause of life (it is good) and towards adventure, experience, and personal growth as primary motivating factors.
Plus hey, it's the sort of thing that can be used to further alienate me from regular folk (abbreviated: "folk") and trivia to be used to demonize and ostracize me, since that's apparently the goal of everyone that knows and loves me.