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sol


CTL+V: you know you wanna

1 2022-07-01 03:35

I see the love all around me, and I surrended myself to it completely in all of its forms. There is nothing else...

2 2022-07-01 03:35

surrender

3 2022-07-01 06:52

Anyone else sometimes just suddenly feel suicidal for no real reason?

4 2022-07-01 23:39

It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late.

🖤

5 2022-07-02 03:47

Lot to think about. Can we have a frank discussion about this? 💙⚡❤️🧬❄️👽🌹🎆🐝?

6 2022-07-03 12:21

Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart, and Akulakhan. And bring Wraithguard... I have need of it.

7 2022-07-03 20:38

if you don't metaphorically bend over and take a clitoral protrusion akin to a dick in your figurative behind from the all powerful sovereign feminine archetype god structure, you have no absolutely no worth

8 2022-07-06 06:59

Working from home can make you really overestimate the competence of your coworkers.

9 2022-07-10 09:01

Thank you for your posts, I really enjoy reading this website.

10 2022-07-11 17:00

I'm depressed as fuck.
I think I took too much Abilify.
I'm tired, but also have to think about stuff and it's driving me nuts.
I feel like I lost it all and I was so high up on good feels recently.
This last stay at the loooney bin really did a number on me. I feel like I discovered an ugly box full of disgusting spiders deep in my heart.
I don't like myself and what I saw anymore.
It's all so fucking shit.

On top of that I have to go back to work into an environment where I won't be knowledable (never touched a coding framework in my old cowboy shop).
My CV looks like shit. Overall I feel embarrassed, low self esteem and out of place.

I think I'll go buy some more booze to ease the pain.

11 2022-07-11 18:28

input keyboard command CTL+V
GET d.u.b

12 2022-07-11 19:49

Funny how the CTL+V idiom is actually a thing of MS Windows, which is unlikely that anyone here uses.

13 2022-07-12 19:27

Comparing myself to a shorter successful looking businessman in a movie. I realize i dont look that short to begin with.

I guess it's true. You only make things thru the level of empathy anyone can spare you. And i dont look miserable enough.

14 2022-07-12 19:28

Just like many other things i guess.

15 2022-07-12 19:38

I guess just because you dropped out you dont always be like steve jobs...or bill... or some other, more independent examples.

The luck of it. "Hard work".

16 2022-07-12 19:56

It's a brain thing.
Makes sure you cut or shoot the head, amigo.

17 2022-07-12 20:42

I guess being a god naturally makes you ungrateful of little things by default too huh. No wonder.

18 2022-07-12 20:50

If this is us is gonna be "readapted" by some specific country, i will not fucking watch it.

19 2022-07-12 21:43

Well their idea of a simple dream is to fly over to all and every countries so whatever,
What else to do but win jackpots?

20 2022-07-12 21:45

Everyday is just days of losings for them. Hah
And they ask why do i try the hard stuff

It s to support your "habits", assholes

21 2022-07-12 21:59

Well. Why not die first before you "change". Rest in peace.

22 2022-07-12 22:19

Yeah the photo is edited too. This is one fucked up family and i hope everyrhing connected to it all burns and die now in hell forever. Being in hell means you live forever too anyway.

As for me, my mind was good as gone, right?
Have a good long one. Wont be seeing you since i cant

23 2022-07-12 22:32

I dont even need to think to type all this. I guess i ve been trained well.

24 2022-07-12 22:34

Guess since i m right you get to shut up huh

25 2022-07-12 22:36

I guess they all wanna go to heaven so badly, at any cost too huh

26 2022-07-12 22:36

Alt+F4

27 2022-07-12 22:56

Hope we never meet again but i guess you just cant help it huh? How sad. The need for new toys

28 2022-07-12 23:02

Bunch of throw ups. Not that you care about it either. Heavily sheltered.

29 2022-07-12 23:18

Knowledge is power i guess

30 2022-07-12 23:18

Nah thats not it

31 2022-07-12 23:50

Nothanksdotcom hur

Guess since you just wanna change reality and the past like that, maybe you can forget askinf anything from me anymore. There s your rightful share. Have a spoonful of it. I dont have em anymore

32 2022-07-13 01:53

test

33 2022-07-13 02:24

testing for dubs

34 2022-07-13 06:33

feeling better

35 2022-07-13 07:07

>>34
finally some good news

36 2022-07-14 11:08

Doggie Noodles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2vPNh7_0gc

37 2022-07-14 16:02

I was watching some boring porn and in one of the scenes on the wall there was a painting of Jerry Garcia.

38 2022-08-02 18:01

Anyone else feel like crying when somebody disagrees with you online?

39 2022-08-03 01:25

i will always agree with you, even when you're wrong >>38
if it makes you feel loved.

40 2022-08-03 01:38 *

Is this a copypaste >>39

41 2022-08-03 21:19

Good reason why gods dont let you see my feelings all time because you ll be annoyed anyway whenever i have less than 0 fucks to notice you.

Always good reason to see you break i suppose.

42 2022-08-03 21:20

Since you have won too much.

43 2022-08-03 21:23

Yea yer all petty like that along with your muhammed i guess.

44 2022-08-03 21:50

these dubs r petty

45 2022-08-04 01:12

I guess they do or have been switching priority to money so physical or mental well being is second to that... clearly i have given up and accepts their trophy of being mwntally damaged... to none of their faults too.

46 2022-08-04 03:23

Guess since i lose the arguments do i get anything in return?

Not really. You cant spit put the apple anymore. The spiritual thing is as irreversible as the material thing.

47 2022-08-04 03:24

"Would god make a rock too big too carry for it?"
"This question does not exist" -the average youtube magician

Why am i asking the unexistant

48 2022-08-04 03:25

I have issues with the entire culture now

49 2022-08-04 03:26

Mybe with enough faith the sands will be drinkable so i guess you dont have it.

Might as well just open donation box but that too dont make sands drinkable.

50 2022-08-04 03:27

No need to argue anymore since i got what i want..sort of.

51 2022-08-04 20:22

I'm not even interested in women anymore

52 2022-08-05 07:08

Is there a good book about mathematics in nature? Like how eggs are spherical to maximize volume compared to surface area and leaves are flat to minimize it? Stuff like that? If I search for it I just get stuff about the golden ratio and Fibonacci sequences which are not very interesting.

53 2022-08-05 12:40

>>53
Veritasium on Mathematics
https://youtu.be/vBX-KulgJ1o
https://youtu.be/ovJcsL7vyrk

54 2022-08-05 18:29

>>52
Start with D'Arcy Wentworth Thompson - On Growth and Form

55 2022-08-07 01:17

>>54
And then?

56 2022-08-07 04:49

Look at all the spilling fellows you cant take.

57 2022-08-07 04:49

Ewually fucked allah and yhvh

58 2022-08-07 04:50

Or maybe actually morally ingrain. To carry rocks they cant... and then gets mentally frustated. Logics dont apply, so you dont need consistency either.

59 2022-08-07 04:51

The retard god who can only make rocks it cannot carry... just to prove its points.

I guess ignorance is bliss.

60 2022-08-07 04:52

And even god runs for bliss.

61 2022-08-07 04:55

Good. So you know how to hold fart for once? Teach your fellow asian too maybe.

62 2022-08-07 05:10

>>10 nobody is perfect but the god so it s to be expected. But booze seems abit too dangerous and makes your brain a mush too so you can always try soda instead

63 2022-08-07 05:15

Now dont make karma lame

64 2022-08-07 07:55

No choice but to turn the world for ypur food.

The desert or snow mountains. All fucked up.
How blessed you are. And so is your god.
Glad you ll be eternal like this. See you here forever.

65 2022-08-07 07:56

God bless ignorance. Stay hurt.

66 2022-08-07 07:58

Well only childrens here. The old is in "heaven", untalking.
Spoiled with no oppositions.

Thus,
Crying without end.

67 2022-08-07 07:59

No blessing as good as the lord's. Kingdom and thrones. What a sad thing.

Have your bite.
I cant fulfill the lords either.

Bless you forever

68 2022-08-07 08:00

Boy relying on such a small number of opposition... the enslaved really had nothing.
Now theyre just romes.

69 2022-08-07 08:02

No cure for the poisoned. God is calling home.

70 2022-08-07 10:04

China is a special kind of tranny too. Who shoots at critters and trees since it got spooked by anything.

Typical asian.

71 2022-08-07 10:11

Two trannies conjure this universe
God made the sky, chinese fill it in.
Neither runs it.

Either one is a useless faggot.

72 2022-08-07 10:29

If only yer all smarter. But i guess you are constant. Cant even read 3d. Just your stocks and then beg everyone else to do the job you cant with so little increase

What a fucking loser gene
No wonder no one needs you as president

73 2022-08-07 10:30

Only harvesting losers and tackling childrens. Arent you lucky. Thats all you have.

74 2022-08-07 10:31

Stick to your cheap lies and piracy guys. And get bigger heads till it blows up.

75 2022-08-07 10:31

So weak. Thats why you can only do scan faces and type garbage.

76 2022-08-07 10:32

Leeching mummies' connection lol.

77 2022-08-07 11:23

The desert hurts huh

78 2022-08-07 11:25

Didnt notice the desert folk just now. 5 seat away. Invinsible for good reason.

Even the camel men dont take new things without benefit, i guess.

Bless the kings... may they be bound here forever.

79 2022-08-07 11:29

...it made evrything extra vulgar.

80 2022-08-07 13:47

(But that depends on god too)

81 2022-08-07 13:48

The good and evil of life... becaude god owns everything... including a rock thatllbe too heavy to carry.

82 2022-08-07 13:49

Somwtimes i think you should get my good feeling just to stop being so fucked up but...

Theres good reason for that i guess.
Ask the lord.

83 2022-08-07 13:50

Even image is evil in the family now. What luck.

84 2022-08-07 13:50

Two really shit uncles doing the american bidding i guess.

85 2022-08-07 13:51

Everything is just american bids.

No good feeling to share... you deserve being in pain.

86 2022-08-07 13:52

Says the lord. Like slavery and aztecs. Here

Have my good feeling. Laugh on my side. No,not.
Good reason. You gotta sad to be on edge. Like 100 year sad.

87 2022-08-07 13:52

What a sad species. So good to watch you all like this. Just so it all made sense.

88 2022-08-07 13:53

Good reason you cant do 3d too. Only relying on me.

89 2022-08-07 13:53

Pls die today you all. You make me too happy.

90 2022-08-07 13:55 *

Good reason i can keep seeing the gods chew itself.

Not good to have my good feeling. Guess ye ll die. Like evils. I gotta keep up with your sad tempers. Do your 3d for you while you got no inspirations but to pitifully show how hardworking you are.

91 2022-08-07 13:56

Man. I do come from wprthless genetics. Gods. Species. Here have my good feeling.
Nah... bad for you. Stay sad homies. Its the only way you have worths... sorry i am on a different class

92 2022-08-07 13:58

Hate me more. No idea how to entertain you...
Your bill is in heaven man. That means all you have.

Watch qafir and suffer. No choice. And yer all uh "free" as god says. Nice definition of freedom. I guess god shouldnt be complaining too. It s too "blessed".

Ungrateful.

93 2022-08-07 13:59

God is so ungrateful. He already get to watch the jew roll heads and mayans lol

The apple was sure big huh.

Guess you are based on its image thus... as gods you wont be grateful. But it wants you to do so... guess god wants to crwate gods... like it was back in olympus.

Time to expand the loressss. Bringing it all like it was in roman. Unironically.

94 2022-08-07 14:01

Rerising olympus. The only way to heal the god.. and thus... we are to be satan... who tries to be as of god... to be MORE Grateful than it. Hehe

You shouldnt hurt... but i guess you arent.... so. All the "Isis" deserves it. Hell cometh for gods too.

95 2022-08-07 14:02

The jeans women went on to hurt me too. Guess you deserve your inner pain.

96 2022-08-07 14:02

The polygamized sure hates not being carried.

97 2022-08-07 14:03

Stay in pain. You all. "Be grateful"

98 2022-08-07 14:03

The headdress is a protection from its own kin

99 2022-08-07 14:05

Headscarve. Lol

100 2022-08-07 14:05

Not enough words to share my not-so-often joy.

For good reason.

101 2022-08-07 14:13

What a garbage family. I guess thats why they suffer too. Not all my fault.

102 2022-08-07 14:14

Only some loser doing stockbroker while peeing themselves at 3d. Loser.

103 2022-08-07 14:14

Your gods and kings deserve it too. You are their projection anyway.

104 2022-08-07 14:15

Arent you in hell now? Repent.

105 2022-08-07 14:15

Maybe do 3d fast then, loser.

106 2022-08-07 14:16

Crying and begging. So hardworking.

107 2022-08-07 14:16

You dont deserve it.

108 2022-08-07 14:20

The gods are losers so they can only beg me for 3d

109 2022-08-07 14:20

Allah dont care anymore.

110 2022-08-07 14:23

Family of morons i guess.

111 2022-08-07 14:23

Dont be moron, god said. Do your 3d yourself.

112 2022-08-07 14:26

The headscarfed sure is depressed for not winning. Theor god doesnt make it free either.

113 2022-08-07 14:27

Need to produce qafirs to go to heaven cheap. Not enough qafir then i guess.

114 2022-08-07 14:30

Losee parents make loser childrens huh

115 2022-08-07 14:36

And now the chinese is a fuckinf exhivitionist.
My dad is a fucking peevert.

Canr do 3d. Cant do 2d. Family of whores.

116 2022-08-07 14:42

A real conspiracy since they cant do 3d and too lazy to read it and expect someone who doesnt know anything to do it for them

Ahaha
What a fucking moron.
Burn in hell

117 2022-08-07 14:43

Man. Family conspiracy because they are stupid.

Another exhibition of the psychopath.
Even at my worst i dont come naked

Fucking dirtbags

118 2022-08-07 14:44

Gonna die of covid? Better be. I am too happy. I should leave now before getting infected by the desperate polygamy virus that just cant be fullfilled anymore.

Its too fun... i dont want to feel anything but this hilarity when i die... just gonna watch it deaperate reach the moon in pain lol

119 2022-08-07 14:46

Even now is too fun... like it is fucking itself for membwrship it doesnt have so..

Well aint that impoverished. Its own kin will go for itself once baptised lol haha

Boy thats funny.

120 2022-08-08 08:53

Good reason to be invisible to you

121 2022-08-11 07:35

Did textboard ban me?!?

122 2022-08-15 09:46

Feeling more suicidal than usual.

123 2022-08-15 12:25

Have some mountain dew,
Instead of seppaku,
This celestial liquor,
Brings death quicker,
And will cure your sadness too.

124 2022-08-15 20:09

String of bad luck starting, strong feeling about it, hope its not true.

125 2022-08-15 23:13

fortune -a

Kasha, n.:
Kasha is always defined as "buckwheat groats". There's only
one problem with this definition: what the fuck are "buckwheat
groats"? *I* know what they are -- they're kasha. But that doesn't
help *you* much.
-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"

126 2022-08-16 14:38

Tea is such a fucking diuretic. When you dring tea your days are centered around pissing.

127 2022-08-21 21:04

I was interning at a local ISP and every once in a while got to take a tech support call. I probably only took about five at the most. Here's the best one.

Tech Support: "Tech support."
Customer: "Yeah, every time I get on the Internet and leave my computer, I get disconnected."
Tech Support: "How long are you away from your computer?"
Customer: "About 10-20 minutes."
Tech Support: "Sir, if you're idle for more than 15 minutes, we disconnect you."
Customer: "Well don't disconnect me!"
Tech Support: "It's not us, sir -- it's the servers, they do it automatically."
Customer: "Change it, then."
Tech Support: "I can't."
Customer: "Yes you can!"
Tech Support: "Sir, I'm not allowed to."
Customer: "I pay for this service, and dammit, you're going to change it!"
Tech Support: "Sir, I'm not allowed to change it. Bottom line."
Customer: "And why not!?"
Tech Support: "Because I'm not the administrator."
Customer: "Well tell him to change it!"
Tech Support: "I can't do that either. The administrator hates me."
Customer: "Why?"
Tech Support: "Because I won our last Nerf tournament."
Customer: "Nerf tournament?! I pay you guys to play with toys?"
Tech Support: "We do it in our spare time."
Customer: "I want to talk to your supervisor!"
Tech Support: "Sorry, but my supervisor is the administrator, and he's busy."
Customer: "Well, I'm going to rat you out about your little Nerf gun secret!"
Tech Support: "Tell the owner -- it'll give him more of a reason to come down here to play with us."

He hung up.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

128 2022-08-24 21:14

<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

http://www.bash.org/?338364

129 2022-08-25 18:30

Address rampant anorectal violence!

130 2022-08-25 19:04

how encapsulated it is and doesn't come with the baggage of my existence

131 2022-08-27 11:49

everybody knows you're gonna get bumfucked by a gang of feral niggers in your sleep and enjoy it if you watch the hellbox

132 2022-08-27 14:59

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains.

133 2022-08-27 18:37

I'm getting impostor syndrome from blogposts about programming, they are almost always exclusively about web development, it feels like I'm not even a programmer if I don't work on webservices or some shit like that.

134 2022-08-27 20:46

The international phonetic alphabet is pretty cool.

əˈkɔːdɪŋ tuː ɔːl nəʊn lɔːz ɒv ˌeɪvɪˈeɪʃ(ə)n, ðeər ɪz nəʊ weɪ ðæt ə biː ʃʊd biː ˈeɪbl tuː flaɪ. ɪts wɪŋz ɑː tuː smɔːl tuː gɛt ɪts fæt ˈlɪtl ˈbɒdi ɒf ðə graʊnd. ðə biː, ɒv kɔːs, flaɪz ˈɛnɪweɪ bɪˈkɒz biːz dəʊnt keə wɒt ˈhjuːmənz θɪŋk ɪz ɪmˈpɒsəbl.

135 2022-08-28 08:16

/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libc.so.6:

136 2022-08-30 11:58

The Commandments of the EE:

(1)
Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser
lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most
embarrassing manner.

(2)
Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to
be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this
earthly vale of tears.

(3)
Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth, and upon
which the worketh, are grounded and thusly tagged lest they lift
thee to a radio frequency potential and causeth thee to make like
a radiator too.

(4)
Tarry thou not amongst these fools that engage in intentional
shocks for they are not long for this world and are surely
unbelievers.

137 2022-09-03 17:06

Que would happen if, wenn du open your computero, finde eine message in esta lingua? No est englando, no est germano, no est espano, no est franzo, no est keine known lingua aber du under stande! Wat happen so? Habe your computero eine virus catched? Habe du sudden BSE gedeveloped? No, du esse lezendo la neue europese lingua: de europanto! Europanto ist uno melangio van de meer importantes europese linguas mit also eine poquito van andere europese linguas, sommige latinus, sommige old grec.

138 2022-09-13 11:35

fortune -a
Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the
price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
means the price went way up.

139 2022-09-15 06:49

Vibing to Weather Report Suite Part II: Let it Grow

140 2022-09-15 15:43

That's the ticket. I'm surviving a bad hair day with "sing me back home."

141 2022-09-17 22:08

I'm unhappy.

142 2022-09-18 16:35

http://www.bash.org/?76974

SELECT * FROM {[chicks]} WHERE {[bust_size]} > 32C AND NOT {[is_fat_chick]} AND {[looks]} = Hot! AND NOT {([is_psych_student]} OR {[is_law-student]} OR {[is_commerce_student])} AND {[will_swallow]} = True AND {[has_own_cash]}

143 2022-09-19 10:32

>>142
You forgot to add AND NOT {[is_scheme_weenie]}.

144 2022-09-19 20:37

I want a Lisp weenie girlfriend :(

145 2022-09-20 12:11

>>144
Just get some Asian from Tinder and have her read the SCIP. It's easier than you would think.

146 2022-09-20 15:54 *

>>145
I don't use Tinder because it is proprietary software and I'm very ugly.

147 2022-09-21 19:10

I just realized the code I wrote today at work is wrong. Should I fix it now or wait until work hours tomorrow?

148 2022-09-21 20:32 *

>>147
Wait, obviously. Unless it's liable to cause significant damage if left alone.

149 2022-09-22 18:52 *

>>148
I did wait. It pose no danger, my work is basically meaningless.

150 2022-09-25 11:25

Thinking about how much time I wasted with Scheme that I could have spent doing something better, like maybe heroin.

151 2022-09-25 14:57

I do not think it's just a pure coincidence that both BSD and LSD came from Berkeley.

152 2022-09-26 06:06

Why do Buddhist monks shave their heads? My ever expanding bald spot reminds me of my impermanence more effectively than any of that Buddhist bullshit could.

153 2022-09-27 12:39

Time to shave my head brb

154 2022-09-27 23:00

I fail to study. I go to sleep. Tomorrow is the test. I won't fail to pass, I promise, but it might not be a 10.

155 2022-09-29 06:35

Love's a loaded gun. And it shoots to kill.

156 2022-09-29 14:16

>>151

both BSD and LSD came from Berkeley.

Are you sure about the LSD part? Didn't synthesized LSD come from Switzerland?

157 2022-09-30 20:53

>>151
>>156

Are you sure about the LSD part?

No. I was reading UNIX-Hater's Handbook and it has a comment along those lines (can't quite remember the exact phrasing).

158 2022-09-30 21:08

UNIX wasn't invented in Berkeley either. The LSD part probably refers to Owsley Stanley, "the first known private individual to manufacture mass quantities of LSD". Textboard.org users might better know him as "Bear", the sound-engineer of the Grateful Dead. The original quote is

Two of the most famous products of Berkeley are LSD and Unix. I don’t think that is a coincidence.

159 2022-10-01 12:04

Hi

160 2022-10-01 14:14

= ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ==========

There has been some confusion concerning MAPCAR.

        (DEFUN MAPCAR (&FUNCTIONAL FCN &EVAL &REST LISTS)
                (PROG (V P LP)
                (SETQ P (LOCF V))
        L       (SETQ LP LISTS)
                (%START-FUNCTION-CALL FCN T (LENGTH LISTS) NIL)
        L1      (OR LP (GO L2))
                (AND (NULL (CAR LP)) (RETURN V))
                (%PUSH (CAAR LP))
                (RPLACA LP (CDAR LP))
                (SETQ LP (CDR LP))
                (GO L1)
        L2      (%FINISH-FUNCTION-CALL FCN T (LENGTH LISTS) NIL)
                (SETQ LP (%POP))
                (RPLACD P (SETQ P (NCONS LP)))
                (GO L)))

We hope this clears up the many questions we've had about it.

161 2022-10-05 21:10

Corporate trainings seem pretty shitty compared to university courses.

162 2022-10-10 17:37

>>161 tell that to the xerox sales training

163 2022-10-25 04:51

oz2cr2yud5ohwobw4ymouoj4enplvx4rwhjcuherfirawjvffg6jt4yd.onion

Found the .i2p site, wondered if anything different was on the .onion

164 2022-10-28 08:44

Smashed my chromebook in a fit of rage because my code wasn’t working ;‘(
It’s dead now

165 2022-10-28 16:19

I never get angry at my code, I usually just cry.

166 2022-10-28 20:19

Can i have sex with your chromebook?

167 2022-10-29 01:23

have sess with a phonebook

168 2022-10-29 09:15

Xactly!
I now use bt keyboard and iPhone for my ssh
It’s actually quite good
I thought about using a pi400 and my phone as screen, but the use your pone as screen app costs 15 in the App Store, not sure if it would work from the pi

169 2022-10-30 18:24

I'm sick of people misrepresenting Free Software. Do people no longer read Stallman's articles?

170 2022-10-31 21:55

>>169
People seem to think that only the cost matters. They don't realize how important libre software is.

171 2022-11-06 20:16

I can't focus.

172 2022-11-07 18:04

cock.li down for anyone else? or mail.cock.li

173 2022-11-07 21:30

Works on my machine.

174 2022-11-15 19:54

https://github.com/Alovoa/alovoa
AGPL dating app

175 2022-11-16 07:48

I haven't had any problems with cock.li

176 2022-11-16 11:54

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/04/02/technology/uber-drivers-psychological-tricks.html

177 2022-11-21 00:01 *

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owo

178 2022-11-21 13:08

https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-tech&m=166874067828564&w=2

More on mimmutable

179 2022-11-25 03:12

Is there a software license equivalent to the GPLv3 but with a word count closer to the BSD licenses?

180 2022-11-26 11:24

People who call websites "apps".

181 2022-11-26 19:53

179

I guess what you mean is something like "derivative works must use a copyleft license and not all the extra weirdness like having distinctions between "operating system components" and applications.

GPL is actually a pretty weird family of licenses if you read it.

182 2022-11-26 23:59

>>181
Yeah, basically.

Copyleft licenses appear to get pretty complex and gnarly (from a legal standpoint) compared to more permissive licenses. You have to define terms like "source form" and "object form". TBH, I've been imagining something along the lines of a shorter, modernized version of the Design Science License.
https://www.gnu.org/licenses/dsl.html

I guess I would have to hire a lawyer to write something.
It's probably ill-advised to ask anons to draft robust legal documents.

183 2022-11-27 08:47

>>182
DSL still defines computer specific vocabulary. If I were wanting to write such a lisence here's what I would do:
1) Require sharing all of the data generated by any kind of manual process that feeds any sort of automated process to produce the resultant data that's given to the end user as well as everything needed to run the automated processes if its not available somewhere else.
2) Instead of just allowing the source to be distributed under the same license allow for any license that has the same or stricter requirements.

The problem with all this of course is that parts of the GPL are pragmatic. You have things like the OpenSSL exemption which was a big reason for the GPL2 for example.

184 2022-11-27 09:01

>>180
What about them?

185 2022-11-27 13:35

>>184
I was thinking about them.

186 2022-11-27 16:23

>>183
You make a good point about needing a medium-agnostic definition of "being required to share source."

I agree that an ideal copyleft/share-alike license ought to allow for re-licensing under other complaint copyleft/share-alike licenses. However, re-licensing can get pretty hairy. The Creative Commons share-alike licenses, for example, limit re-licensing to other Creative Commons share-alike licenses. I don't know exactly why they limited re-licensing in this way, but it's probably just a case of reducing exposure and potential loopholes. They have a lot more legal counsel at their disposal than I, so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think an "or stricter requirements" phrase would work since that would appear to include proprietary licenses. To describe what licenses are compatible, you'd probably need to enumerate a legal definition of the requirements of copyleft and the Four Freedoms of Open Source Software.

parts of the GPL are pragmatic

Yeah, I feel like I'm fighting against the complexity of trying to translate philosophies into legal definitions.

187 2022-11-27 17:27

worth going to hell for

188 2022-11-28 03:03

>>186
You're right. It should be "requiring sharing in more situations but not fewer." "Or stricter" is way to vague.

189 2022-11-28 20:54

Are "open source" licenses with noncommercial clauses in them really ethically wrong?

190 2022-11-29 14:34

>>189
It's silly. Copyright for software at all is arguably ethically wrong but if you're going to accept copyright then I think you have to accept the right of the author to refuse licenses to people they don't like and that could be people who want to use their software commercially.

191 2022-11-30 04:04

code monkey get up get coffee
what a sweet song

192 2022-11-30 07:09

>>191
Should software companies hire beautiful women to lead their developers on as a retainment policy?

193 2022-11-30 10:50

Once you understand what's happening you stop caring about being around women.

194 2022-11-30 17:42

What's happening?

195 2022-12-01 11:22

torn between testing my trade bot and not cumming to smoe shit because paraccelsius says that makes demoms, or wait, if you lust that makes demons and im burning with lust and i just need to fucking fuck n

196 2022-12-02 09:56

using colab agaist my better judgement, you can't tell me google isn't stealing code

197 2022-12-04 20:05

>>196
not to be a contrarian, but google isn't stealing code
people are just giving it to them

198 2022-12-10 14:37

A New Way of Taking Pills
A physician one night in Wisconsin being disturbed by a burglar, and
having no ball or shot for his pistol, noiselessly loaded the weapon with
small, hard pills, and gave the intruder a "prescription" which he thinks
will go far towards curing the rascal of a very bad ailment.
== -- Nevada Morning Transcript, January 30, 1861==

199 2022-12-10 19:21 *

>>198
Going to try this with antidepressants on myself.

200 2022-12-13 07:27

200 GET

201 2022-12-13 08:24

https://thewalrus.ca/bring-back-dinosaurs/

202 2022-12-13 09:03 *

or traumatize you, to the point where you're too scared to leave your house.

203 2022-12-13 09:06

test

204 2022-12-13 21:00

https://textboard.org/static/img/abelson-stole-the-precious-course-mit-version.webm

205 2022-12-17 17:37

Is software actually that bad as people make it sound?

206 2022-12-18 09:22

>>205
It's worse to the point that I can say that people have video-games only and no software.

207 2022-12-20 18:36

Don't Care Didn't Ask License
http://paste.textboard.org/966ade05/raw

208 2022-12-21 08:52

>>207
It's missing the "plus you are a Lisp weeny" clause.

209 2022-12-21 14:59

AI-arms-race-neuro-genetic-netwar-culture-clysm

210 2022-12-21 20:18

https://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/shivers/grad-advice.html
Sounds like I went to the wrong school.

211 2022-12-22 17:26

Is learning Python bad for my mental health or otherwise?

212 2022-12-22 20:15

>>211
Being fan of Python is a symptom of mental health issues.

213 2022-12-23 01:46 *

Thank you @Ben for fixing the site for use in Lynx. I'm posting this from the tty. <3

214 2022-12-23 07:53

ram ranch really rocks

215 2022-12-23 18:38

ur a lizard 'arry

216 2022-12-24 12:15

What's it like to work on problems that actually matter?

217 2022-12-24 13:07

>>216
I don't know, I never worked on any.

218 2022-12-26 02:13 *

>>216 problematic

219 2022-12-26 06:17

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220 2022-12-26 06:19

>>216
You tell me, you "working-on-problem-of-no-problem-yet-identified" problem purveyor!

221 2022-12-28 11:24

Little bit harder, just a little bit more
A little bit further than you gone before

222 2022-12-28 17:15

fortune -a
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.

223 2022-12-30 23:45 *

sandyposting

224 2022-12-31 23:20 *

I have fireworks.

225 2023-01-10 22:18

shoulder hurt owie

226 2023-01-11 04:24
fortune

THEN Nahash the Ammonite came up, and encamped against Jabesh-gilead:
and all the men of Jabesh said unto Nahash, Make a covenant with us,
and we will serve thee.
-- 1 Samuel 11:1

227 2023-01-11 23:46

>>226 oh wow, getting all Biblical and stuff.

228 2023-01-13 04:24

>>227 my poor fortune(6) hasnt been the same since dissidents removed some of the database packages for all

majority is bible quotes from scriptures and mormon

fortune chucknorris

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

229 2023-01-13 07:14

I remember when Chuck Norris jokes were all the rage.

230 2023-01-13 14:51

>>229 yo mama jokes

231 2023-01-29 22:01

https://wiki.opennic.org/opennic/dot/chan

232 2023-01-31 00:29

Gonna start my own DNS and make it for gays

233 2023-02-17 09:24

There's a new The Little Schemer book.

234 2023-02-24 17:04

Re. C programming language: "They started with a great language (ALGOL60) that inspired Go, etc. Needed something ground in reality, leading to similarly great CPL. Hardware and software were so hard to use they stripped it to bare minimum (BCPL). Thompson stripped that to B because his PDP-7 was too limited and added syntax problems purely due to preference. Ritchie added a little to that to get the PDP-11 to work, resulting in C. Added struct's to for more complex data structures. Writing the simple, UNIX in C language caused C to flourish as it did due to social and economic reasons [10]. Eventual standard borrowed a bit from C++. All the C code out there resulted.

Hardware eventually got better than EDSAC, PDP-7, or PDP-11. Language and OS decisions created due to its limitations aren't removed. All of that is extended or worked around instead. UNIX and later C applications have those issues as a result. Result is a mess so huge [11] that it might be impossible to fix.

Conclusion: the worst aspects of UNIX and C were intention design decisions that had nothing to do with what a good, systems language should look like and everything to do with limitations of an EDSAC, PDP-7, & PDP-11.

Conclusion 2: we should've ditched or modified C to look more like ALGOL68 a long time ago. Like Bjourne and Wirth were doing.

Conclusion 3: C and UNIX should be avoided where possible because they're Bad by Design for reasons that stopped applying sometime in the 80's or early 90's.

However, if you're device's hardware is PDP-11 equivalent, then there is a language and OS that are stripped enough to run on it. Might want to consider C and UNIX 1.0 then. ;)"

https://pastebin.com/raw/UAQaWuWG

Why do Cniles claim completely the opposite?

235 2023-02-26 01:44

are you supposed to censor /prog/ every time you mention /prog/?

236 2023-02-26 20:33

you can bounce your cursor between the two censored words and it's like an incredibly shitty version of pong, which is itself an incredibly shitty version of an incredibly shitty life in an incredibly shitty universe full of incredible shit.

237 2023-02-28 00:16

If you thought that the video game Pong was shitty, try to watch the movie adaptation.

238 2023-03-01 18:47

Is there for real a pong movie? I know there was a song about it by Pixies. The song was good. The video was too.

I mean, you know, pong was good. It's just an excellent metaphor for a futile life of meaningless suffering that I never consented to where the price of freedom is often so obscenely high, and the penalties of the mundane are so merciless and cruel.

239 2023-03-02 14:52

I thought TRON was supposed to be the pong movie.

240 2023-03-02 19:06

>>239
my favorite popcorn

241 2023-03-04 09:42

Tetris, the story of a bloke trying to fit in. Another shitty movie.

242 2023-04-27 12:17

BRAIN-DAMAGED [generalization of "Honeywell Brain Damage" (HBD), a theoretical disease invented to explain certain utter cretinisms in Multics] adj. Obviously wrong; cretinous; demented. There is an implication that the person responsible must have suffered brain damage, because he should have known better. Calling something brain-damaged is really bad; it also implies it is unusable.

https://www.dourish.com/goodies/jargon.html

243 2023-05-09 00:41

https://voca.ro/1nYdXweOAOqf

244 2023-05-09 00:42

fuck instant regret

245 2023-05-09 01:35

i no like

246 2023-05-09 01:38

>>243 this anon needs;

1. A bleeznatch
2. Jerry Garcia
3. Jesus

Thank you!

247 2023-05-13 12:04

I recently learned that Yahweh is a volcano god.

Exodus 19:16-19

248 2023-05-13 17:12

https://archive.org/details/deadco2023-05-08.EJL95
(an honest and truthful ctl+v)

249 2023-05-15 11:43

Somebody made a game: https://barfdeth.neocities.org/vidya (not me)
You can play it in a VM or something.

250 2023-05-16 20:08

But the heat came 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.

251 2023-05-18 02:15

張九齡
感遇其一

孤鴻海上來, 池潢不敢顧;
側見雙翠鳥, 巢在三珠樹。
矯矯珍木巔, 得無金丸懼?
美服患人指, 高明逼神惡。
今我遊冥冥, 弋者何所慕?

252 2023-05-24 19:57

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit.
[There is no great genius without some touch of madness.]
-- Seneca

253 2023-05-25 04:51

El bdance (o lafdta del mismo) entre la producción y la respiración (proporciones P/R) local, mundial y en las secuencias del desarrollo de los ecosistemas (ver capítulo 8) junto con el balance entre los costos de producción y el mantenimiento en los tecnoecosistemas humanos quizá sean las cantidades más importantes que es preciso conocer para poder comprender y tratar con el mundo actual y futuro.

254 2023-05-26 16:40

Got Ratpoison again. Goodbye to the rodent! It's sad that Arch Linux has moved it to the AUR!

255 2023-05-28 02:21

絕代有佳人, 幽居在空谷;
自云良家子, 零落依草木。
關中昔喪亂, 兄弟遭殺戮;
官高何足論? 不得收骨肉。
世情惡衰歇, 萬事隨轉燭。
夫婿輕薄兒, 新人美如玉。
合昏尚知時, 鴛鴦不獨宿;
但見新人笑, 那聞舊人哭?
在山泉水清, 出山泉水濁。
侍婢賣珠迴, 牽蘿補茅屋。
摘花不插髮, 采柏動盈掬。
天寒翠袖薄, 日暮倚修竹。

256 2023-06-04 15:53

R7RS-small will be 10 years old in a month.

257 2023-06-04 18:23

R7RS-big will be a month old in 10 years.

258 2023-06-06 11:15

C and C++ are Segfault-Oriented Languages.

https://ngnghm.github.io/blog/2020/08/10/chapter-11-a-work-horse-and-its-tools/

259 2023-06-09 13:50

>>254
Why does Cagebreak need to be incomplete:
* no C-t : (you can't execute window manager cmds like you can on Ratpoison, handy for quitting)
* no C-t ! (no built-in program launcher). I admit that rofi and dmenu/bmenu are better.
* can't list windows with C-t w
* it doesn't fully support Ratpoison keybindings by default (but instead it uses Vim weenie keybindings, no support for arrow keys on default config)
* a nitpick: it uses xterm instead of foot as the default terminal emu
* no native way to set the keyboard layout (Sway and Xorg.conf.d support it). instead, you must set the XKB_DEFAULT_LAYOUT env var.

On the plus side, you got Wayland support and optional (gay) IPC socket...

260 2023-06-11 09:04

静まるよ

261 2023-09-01 15:33

I wish I became a real engineer instead of this fake "software engineering" bullshit.

262 2023-09-02 01:26

yeah, like, what is software anyway? Can't even wear it because it's supposedly soft. Give me a break.

263 2023-09-02 17:12

Shitposting is litterature.

264 2023-09-05 18:27

26Ponder the path of your feet,
And let all your ways be established.
27Do not turn to the right or the left;
Remove your foot from evil.

265 2023-09-06 18:00

Ever since Meta lifted its two-year ban on former President Donald Trump earlier this year, its Facebook and Instagram platforms have emerged as a key element of Trump's presidential campaign fundraising plan, according to data from Meta's archives and interviews with campaign strategists and Trump advisors. Meta's platforms offer Trump a vital resource that he can't get from…

266 2023-09-06 18:13

I'm a hog for you baby, can't get enough of your love

267 2023-09-11 14:46

I wish GNU Midnight Commander (mc) had trash bin support. ArchWiki says that you can use LD_PRELOAD trick to make mc move deleted files to trash but that's not as good as having official support (and a settings item for it).

268 2023-09-12 12:02

Tummy hurts. 😢

269 2023-09-13 05:11

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

270 2023-09-13 15:57 *

271 2023-09-14 09:51

i feel you ;-;

272 2023-09-14 10:03

Tummy hurts. 😢

273 2023-09-14 10:04

*posts a not copypasta like a boss*

274 2023-09-14 10:11

Now my heart hurts

275 2023-09-14 17:04

It hurts to live.

276 2023-09-14 17:42

>>275 Not always, only sometimes.

277 2023-09-22 09:30

Reaching toward a pale illusion, one which will never be real.

278 2023-09-26 18:22 *

Reaching toward a pale illusion, one which will never be real.

This is actually annoying me. Don't give up on your dreams.

279 2023-10-15 12:05

Why are build systems so hard to debug? They should have a REPL or something.

280 2023-10-15 16:22

https://mathchan.org/math/thread/501

281 2023-10-17 15:03

If there's foreskin is there hindskin too?

282 2023-10-21 22:18

¿

283 2023-10-22 16:40

https://emacs.church

284 2023-11-03 08:05

I don't like series, they are hard and it's just random tests to see if they converge or not, it's all so hard, very very hard. My brain just does not want to understand.

285 2023-11-03 13:13

クリスマス村(NO BGM)

286 2023-11-04 19:27

private function get_xPixel() {
return Math.min(width, height);
}

287 2023-11-10 07:50

I wish there was some blog or video series that presented new theoretical computer science topics for working programmers.

288 2023-11-10 16:33

And I don't mean in the "here's how to use it practically" way, I am very interested in the theoretical parts, without any regard for the practicals. I feel like I have not learned anything new of the "science" parts since I started working and it sucks.

289 2023-11-10 22:36

come chat at icunt.org, ipfs chat !

290 2023-11-12 05:57

What did you say?

291 2023-11-26 10:34

Where's the `s' in `initiate'? Why is it not written `inishiate'?

292 2023-11-28 04:58 *

love needs a phonetic love language full of lovely letters of love.

293 2023-12-01 21:48 *

The one single that that I have learned in life is that the one single thing that you learn in life is the one single thing that you learn is life and life is the one single thing that you learn.

294 2023-12-04 04:18 *

I never knew I could feel so good either. Keep being one of the most amazing people that anyone has ever met. Smiles.

295 2023-12-12 09:16

Veganism at schools (and similar places) is less moral than eating the food that has been prepared for the majority (omnivore diet), since all schools waste food and the animal is already dead. Not only that but some amount of the vegan food is also always going to be wasted, too! Veganism at schools is wasting more food and it doesn't cause less suffering for animals.
( * unless everyone is enforced to eat vegan food )

296 2023-12-12 18:46

>>295
Veganism is a bad idea for children due to lack of nutritional completeness. The food waste and ethics of animal husbandry is irrelevant to this fact. Children fed a vegan diet are stunted, ergo, no state with any sense of self-preservation would formally embrace veganism amongst its future citizens. Parents that want to maim their children should be free to do so, but without state support in the immediate or long term.
With this said, your argument is fallacious because it operates on a snapshot rather than in terms of systems and incentives. Vegan *food* (which is to say foods that do not attempt to mimic animal products) have almost categorically fewer inputs and calories than animal products. On either basis, wasting vegan food will result in less loss.
As far as ethics go, meals are purchased on the basis of expected consumption by students. Each vegan student decreases demand, which results in fewer purchases, reducing cost, reducing profit, and accordingly reducing production demand. This *does* in fact reduce animals killed over the long run.
Veganism is dumb because it's unnatural, not because of redundancy or ethics.

297 2023-12-15 23:43

booooring

298 2023-12-17 09:33

https://en.loader.to/4/

299 2023-12-18 13:31

Time marches on https://calii.tiimo.app

300 2023-12-18 16:19

That prank where a person unscrolls the salt shaker, so that you try to put salt on your food and the top comes of and your plate ends up with all the salt on top of it, that's howx it feels using the modern web. A dev probably meant to add just a little functionality to her site, but in adding just a function, they end up toppling a truckload of FREMWERKZ, making the experience unpalatable if not completely unusable.

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