Cacio e pepe is definitely the most delicious spaghetti recipe.
I should kill myself.
Could do without the pepper.
Can't decide between eating a peach and walking upon the beach.
I'm not sure if Cacio e pepe works with elbow pasta and I'm scared to try it.
poop
VirtuaGirl has never been ported to Linux.
when clocks forward
fuck terse cryptic function names again, im looking at you picolisp
Scheme would be a lot cooler if people actually used it.
why do swedes, who are actually arabs, use base64 to "encrypt" their network requests
>>11
I remember ages ago when I wanted to cheat in a Flash game and they encoded plain text requests in base64. It wasn't Swedish though.
the interesting thing is they used a different implemention of base64, so your typical b64 decoder wouldn't work. seemed like they copy-pasted it from someone else
Why do Javascript programmers call continuations callbacks?
>>14
because events are a plenty, they call back home for support
Can I make friends by switching to emacs and making my config a hobby?
>>16
Probably.
>>16
Stick a patron notice on the readme of you oh-my-emacs project.
>>18
There are Emacs meetup all around the world where you can discuss your configuration files with other Emacs hackers.
I don't want to keep working for the rest of my life.
this faggot is hilarious
now i need to stop being an monke and do documentation
Tea has infused.
Driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigourously masturbating
Swerving and I'm screaming and I violently cum (I CUM!)
Driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigourously masturbating
Cum on the wheel
And then I cum on the dash
And then I cum on the floor and then I'm done (then I'm done...)
Then I shit on the seats
Slash open the tires
Break all the glass
Then forget where I am
Take off the plates
Bust out the lights
Jump on the roof
And then I break into your house that and walk into your kitchen and
Cooking and I'm cleaning and I'm vigourously masturbating
Washing and I'm drying and I violently cum (I CUM!)
Stirring and I'm frying and I'm vigourously masturbating
Cum in a pot
And then I cum in a pan
And then I cum in a glass and then I'm done (then I'm done...)
Then I smash all your plates
Bend all your forks
Turn on your stove
Then I light a small fire
Go in your fridge
Eat all your food
Barf it back up
And then I go into your room while you were sleeping and turn on your lights and
Jumping and I'm shouting and I'm vigourously masturbating
Kicking and I'm flailing and I violently cum (I CUM!)
Punching and I'm kicking and I'm furiously masturbating
Cum on your dog
Knock your lamp on the ground
Then I steal all your cash and then I'm gone (then I'm gone...)
TL;DR
I have been listening to this album for years and only just found out that the pirated copy I have is missing a track from it...
What is better than Java for "write once, run everywhere"?
>>26
Javascript.
>>27
Sad but true!
I'm a sloth.
Today is the last April 1st.
>>30
Oh shit. Stupid headlines all day.
>>30
pretty good
I hate myself and my life - and I cannot blame anyone but myself for the sad state of things. Also best wishes to everyone there on the occasion of the upcoming Easter!
Why the fuck do I have to reject these stupid ass cookie consent forms every time I visit some stupid ass website, my browser already sends the Do Not Track header, take a fucking hint.
>>35
I don't want to automatically accept the cookies. I want to reject them, but I don't want to do it manually.
>>36
https://0x0.st/-caa.png
There doesn't seem to be any cookie. What am I doing wrong?
>>37
I meant other sites.
Who fixed /mona/?
>>39
It was me!
Why the fuck does the text in mona load last
>>41
It downloads the font.
>>42
Oh, I could've sworn I had that disabled.
Fonts are the worst thing to happen to the web since javascript!
People shouldn't sage this thread.
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
sage
You need to go back.
What is going on on /prog/?
>>48
BAIT. ><)>j
There's spam on /mona/ too.
>>50
Bait is different from spam but there is spam bait. All useless types of information.
>>51
As far as I am concerned, reposting the same thing again and again, between multiple sites, is spam.
>>52
That is spam not bait. Unless it's reposted bait then it's spam bait, think of a sjis dump trunk korean dumping js onto the bbs and flooding the local monars.
>>53
That's both bait spam and spam bait.
>>54
／ʕ＼
（ ´∀｀） Maybe it's baam or spit...
（＿＿＿）
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http://t3x.org/klisp/
Despite its small size Kilo LISP offers:
lexical scoping
tail call elimination
macros
quasiquotation
variable-argument functions
constant-space garbage collection
image files
keyboard interrupt handling
*didn't mention blatant parser bugs
>>56
Those LISP hackers can't even write a proper parser for this simple syntax?! I'm really fucked. /* anon developed the NIH syndrome */
Astronauts Glen and Fuji travel to Planet X, a newly discovered moon of Jupiter, which for some reason has been transmitting radio waves to Earth. While there the two astronauts are then ordered to go down to the the caverns where the people of the planet are forced to go, allegedly because they are now being attacked on a regular basis by Ghidorah, who moved there after being defeated by Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra several months earlier. The aliens then request that they be allowed to "borrow" Godzilla and Rodan (sans Mothra) as a means of repelling Ghidorah and that in exchange they would be given a formula for a "miracle drug" to combat all forms of cancer. In the meantime, Fuji's sister Haruno is dating inventor Tetsuo Torii, who has just invented a high frequency transmitter to ward off muggers. A few weeks later the aliens take Godzilla and Rodan back to their planet and they seemingly defeat Ghidorah. The astronauts then get a tape recording supposedly containing the formula. The tape actually contains an ultimatum for the people of Earth to surrender or else face destruction from the combined strengths of Godzilla, Rodan and Ghidorah. Will the nations of the world give in to the demands of the aliens or will they be destroyed? And what role does Tetsuo's invention play in the upcoming battle?Written by Brian Washington.
Do anons self-promote?
Why do people bother writing debuggers when everyone inevitably end up just adding prints to their programs? OK with Smalltalk maybe I understand, there development and debugging share the same environment, but everywhere else people just won't bother.
>>59
Self-promote in what sense? I always wanted a blog but never had anything to say.
Don't have to worry about being cancelled on textboard
>>61 >>62
like share links to your blog posts but no authentication. It's quiet here I am afraid of being doxxed.
>>63
Optimize your quotes, imageboarder.
anything goes
plz let it be true
faxe3188unclaimed property512616200write claim
Do you think it would be a good idea to have a thread about working as a programmer on /prog/? I want to complain about my job but I'm afraid /prog/ will bully me about it.
>>67
What's the problem with your job? Tell us everything, anon.
>>67
Either Ctrl+V or I'll flush your post down to the ellipses.
love for life
The biological nature of biology is biological.
What if we taught people about life, but left out ethics?
Looking for friend (male/female) and girlfriend (female)
I am resigning along with most other Freenode staff (haavard.me). 201 points by ilkkao 46 minutes ago | hide | 33 comments. 2.
>>72
false dichotomy, life is all
have finally read all wikis pages and restarted my browser. memory freed.
protest but with cars
>>77
What about the cudders
>>78
I have no idea what a "cudder" is...
accidentally trolling yourself
>>80
happens to all of us
>>81
lol
pijul is bloat, someone please make a suckless one
>>83
RCS is the unbloated version control.
Just use patch if you want to collaborate.
>>84
I use git the most for collaboration. Just want to see how great the patch theory can go without going through particular transmission (ssh), patch signing and some clunky command line interface.
fnord
fneed
I use hair clippers to shave. I lubricate the hair clippers with WD-40. Whenever I shave I have the manly scent of WD-40 on my face all day.
Crystal can make peace, harmony, purity concentrate, improve concentration, open mind, the function of the development potential, sick many twists and turns, mostly because of the human body excessive amount of negative performance or ShaQi, sickened by qi weaken the people, spirit not beautiful, do not wait, white crystal magnetic field can penetrate the bad air, purify the body, make human body recovery and health, negative sexual energy dissipation, which is the beginning of good luck.
Is the eepsite still down? Why are tor users being blocked from posting?
>>90
So it seems the eepsite address is unstable (changed after the i2p update). Am I the only one posting to bbs.i2p?
Ah the sexy smell of petroleum based carcinogens.
Back in school I sometimes had to write unannounced quizzes from the material of the previous class. I suppose the point was to test if I have prepared for the class or not, but in multiple cases it was the feedback from the test that actually explained what I have previously misunderstood or didn't think fully through. That's a good thing, feedback from testing is a very valuable learning opportunity. But it is bullshit that I was punished by a bad grade for not fully understanding the previous class' material. If it was older material, for which we have already checked homework with the teacher, I would say okay, but that wasn't the case and I remember feeling betrayed. It certainly did not help me not hate studying.
my dog started vomiting a few minutes ago and i hate seeing her sick
>>94
I hope it is better now.
>>94 One of our dogs was dying and my parents shot them because they didn't like them suffering.
I hop you're having a better day.
it's hard but if it was best for the dog, it's a better thing
I wish programming was still exciting.
Lain is for pedos. Hedonism is everywhere. Math leads us to infinity.
Math is limited and will never give you apodictic certainty.
Math is limited and will never give you apodictic certainty.
The eepsite seems down AGAIN. FUCK ILL JUST USE THE SITE ON THE CLEARNET !
>>100
Which part of it?
This site is a honeypot.
After my report Tor is now blocked from viewing anything.
I2P users BTFO.
sol comf
Anonymous political discourse seems like a big chance... I guess, calling IRL names should be considered a foul, but even if that occurs occasionally, it should still remain interesting overall...
>>106
Political discourse is already anonymous (most happens on the web). Do you mean to introduce full anonymity to the house and congress and how do you suppose voting for nameless candidates would work? That would also remove the last bit of transparency from politics...
>>107 The actions of public officials should be public=transparent. Private people should have privacy. I mean private people should be allowed to voice their political opinions anonymously. Since it's their right anyway, there's no need to technically provide the means to track them down by name and punish them for what they said. Freedom of Expression is more important than avoiding tiny technically illegal things like insults for example...
Even voting could be directly on subjects, but that's not what I was talking about...
Another main thing I was getting at, is that this free exchange of political opinions of private citizens, could benefit from the existence of environments such as this, where you don't even have a username. Therefore, you don't have to worry about losing face when you change your opinion etc.
>>75
with this
What if we taught people about life, but left out ethics?
I was just being random and tried to make fun of biology. So yes, in a way the choice between ethics and biology might be a false dichotomy in a way. Teachings about life should include ethics. That was kind of my point. But there are probably reasons why ethics was removed from biological science. Still, it is important to remember ethics as well...
>>75 But no, life is not all. Existence can be divided into alive and not alive.
>>107 On bookface, it is most definitely not anonymous...
LOL r/gaming got its nips in a pinch over a pic of clothed Lara Croft, Tomb Raider.
best thread
Every now and then
A rhyme escapes the seal
And this is when
I heal
Wow @ >>114
Electric eels are also capable of controlling their prey's nervous systems with their electrical abilities; by controlling their victim's nervous system and muscles via electrical pulses, they can keep prey from escaping or force it to move so they can locate its position.
>>116 yeah, but not in a more complicated way than making all muscles contract at the same time
I must become good at video shooter games.
I don't know why. I don't have any ambitions as for fame or streaming I just want to have fun, but I always rage.
Might read the Power of Positive Thinking
anime good
I miss Arisuchan, why do all good imageboards have to die
no one will ever find out i wrote this hehehehehehehehe ha.
After rewatching the office I really wanted a hair cut like Jim.
Showed it to my barber, but it didn't turn out good.
prostitution and porn friendly anti-free-speech fascist community
Marie Davidson Working Class Woman
Don't mind me. Just taking a week off trying to recover from my depressive schizophrenia...
I'm glad I could convince at least one of you of my talents. Can I die now?
Should I be worried about unique identifiers as a scientist? Are they Orwellian like Facebook? Can I be tracked with them? Can I be blocked from publishing anywhere? etc.?
Ah, yes, WE, what will WE do to fix this?
Just leave me alone...
mechanical restraints made of metal to keep in place for optimum productivity what was once emotions
rich people are allowed to be sad
You ever just remember several thousand pages of PDFs, you had to read (and ideally learn by heart), but barely who you are?
Modern Germany - where nobody is sentenced to death (except sometimes "accidentally" in care centers for old people or psychiatries by means of drugs), but everyone gets a life long prison sentence
I don't actually know if history actually happened, i just take some fools word for it.
I can't count how many different insults people throw at me
>>133 history is one of the best accessible things to science
hot take:
US media pushing Corona was an attempt to scare anti-authoritarian intellectuals who they assumed to be worried about all sorts of viruses
in short:
fascists attempt to weaponize germphobia
>>136
anti-authoritarian intellectuals are America's favorite type of intellectuals. They're how they justify all their color revolution and foreign intervention shenanigans plus deregulate the markets in one swing.
Where's the bible reference for what you're saying? Otherwise it can't be true.
inquisition would like to access your location
You can't just make statements like "The sky is blue." without referencing exactly who said it first.
It's magic. [1]
[1] Nostradamus et al. 0 A.D.
I suspect the feeling that someone is constantly mad at me comes from the fact that my boss is constantly mad at me.
You're text doesn't sufficiently stress how we are the superior nobility. Write it again.
Einstein - one of the best scientists ever. No reference list whatsoever. Only casually mentions surnames, when he feels like giving historic context. No, we can't have that again.
The bureaucracy god must be satisfied
Every statement you make needs to have a reference. But keep in mind that we don't even read what you're writing. Let alone your sources.
Can we all agree that "latex" is a shitty name for math software. I mean who wants the serious work of their lifetime associated with BDSM??
I like textboards.
No big brained psychological attacks like:
"I made you look at gay porn!"
The whole desire and wanting something and not getting it cycle spawned series of books from self help, magic, hypnosis, sports psychology.
>>149
Not to mention the world's fourth-largest religion.
disclaimer: another covid19 conspiracy theory (2 actually)
Was the US military hoping to make false claims of China harboring biological weapons of mass destruction similar to Iraque?
Or were they trying to distract from drone strikes in Iran?
clearing the mind of propaganda
136
This is a more popular opinion than you might think.
Bitches be like "This dog is scaring me. It needs to be put down."
Had a dream of basically saying "You can stay, but he has to leave." to a woman about another man in the room. There was one more woman in the room who also left when I had sex with the first one, I think...
topic centric > people centric
bigger != better
but established notation
the crime of implanting suicidal thoughts
(e.g. telling people: "nobody loves you" or making them read "i should kill myself" etc.)
Everyone has enemies.
People who'd attack you just for the sake of making an example out of you and scaring others.
Who says I was assuming anything and not just making a best effort to communicate?
So Japan is for Red Pill and China is for Blue Pill? Did I get that right?
>>158
The crime of subposting.
>>162 subposting is not a crime
>>161
It's beginning to sound like it.
anime and blood...
it's like they're saying:
"We are tough Samurai and aren't afraid of battles no matter how bloody they will look like."
But that's not really how wars work anymore. Don't get me wrong they are still brutal and horrible. But it's more like pushing a button and then not noticing anything as a nuclear bomb or a drone hits their target.
Similarly, mecha animes are very popular among Japanese boys. As you can again fight with martial art styles like Kenpo or even hand-to-hand combat. But it's just not realistic.
Let's face it: There's nothing glorious about war.
>>165
War is terrible but there are times for it.
``Love is war'' -- Hatsune Miku
>>167 ``I am a stinky baby'' -- you
I'm scared of people who are too scared to trust in their own and their trusted friends' ability to defend themselves and who therefore put their trust in the police - as if there weren't untrustworthy people among those.
Last year the police and government were at odds in my state. I'd trust the police unless I saw a good reason not to.
>>170 good police
Hitler had a gay penis
The answer to government surveillance shouldn't be cowering in fear, but to keep posting dick pics and make them stop snooping around.
US Nazis suck
US liberals rule
wannabe trolls
little terror pricks
oo im so scared of the little prankster who keeps creeping around here
have to think twice before i post something now.
he successfully altered my behavior.
Be careful everyone, every time you post something, you might get into trouble like me.
Little prankster controls *all* of the Internet.
And they all agree with him and are all on his side...
argh now im annoyed...
If you let Fuckbook fuck you, you shouldn't be surprised that the NSA has all your data
>>179 how would you suggest one conduct one's self without fbook? is closing your account enough? no instagram? just act civilized and ditch the whole ecosphere of their services or whatever?
NSA already has all my data, dna, fingerprints, dental records, i'm sure!
how would you suggest one conduct one's self without fbook?
There are self-hostable federated free and open-source social media alternatives like friendica, if you need social media at all.
is closing your account enough? no instagram? just act civilized and ditch the whole ecosphere of their services or whatever?
Sounds good...
NSA already has all my data, dna, fingerprints, dental records, i'm sure!
NSA can't do magic. They need to rely on data aggregators like fb...
If you're going to respect first amendment rights, why do you need to know who is posting?
I wish someone would want to fuck me.
"I'm totally the admin and not just a regular user. Obey me." - The admin
"It's totally still the same person from above speaking. I'm gay." - the person above still
love love love
pls
love love love
We need more [challenge] threads on /prog/, I want to think about algorithms.
>>180
What's on Facebook that you need? My parent's made an account for me and I've looked a couple of times. As far as I can tell it's all vapid arithmetically curated shit. You can't even see a chronological feed from your friends. There's absolutely no downside whatsoever to not looking and there's no real upside to using it.
everything that can be thought of is real
there is only a difference in degree
>>188 Call me crazy, but I have actually thought of that, too.
I like your formulation tho
it feels as though I've shed multiple times every year for a new robe to wear
tired of lies
a constant formula of neverending faded travel photographs
Why is everyone so loud
Because we want to be left alone.
I feel so alone, I wish I had someone to talk with.
>>194
You can only talk to your self now, it's the same disturbed self from different illusions.
beep boop
you can talk to me if you want >>194
just post it here, get it all out.
anonymous is there for you
It is increasingly difficult to quit anonymous textboxes. I know whatever I put in this box doesn't matter. I know it won't mean anything nor do anything for me.
I just enjoy the illusion. The deception I'm looking for is a place in which I could contribute some cohesive thoughts. And I'm not wrapped up in bullshit.
I don't have to placate you with prerequisites we must maintain, such as "I enjoy working at this company" or "I enjoy your time" and "oh wow, that's REALLY interesting..." - I just don't have to explain anything at all frankly. There are no repercussions here.
But I'm just still such an idiot. It doesn't do anything for me other than scratch an itch that I should probably ignore or address the mold that I live in which cultivates the rashes all over my body to begin with
It is easy to criticize everything around you, but with how I spend my time, it is shameful to comment on anything at all. I deserve the platitudes and the placating because I've been too stupid to find a way out.
refresh refresh
scrolled it all through
nothing new
refresh refresh
Internet depletion disorder.
yo-yos fsggots you ain’t got. Nnoootjibg on me. 🤮
Intellectual property is cancer. Especially for things like code.
People talk about their Stackoverflow contributions as "their work".
FUCK OFF
I am for personal property, but when it comes down to getting on napster, no one but a bunch of technocrats wanting to milk the working class of their last drops of blood believes in intellectual property anymore. it is a hinderance to progress, draconian, and uncivilized.
>>203
I've never heard of anyone against personal property.
>>204
Isn't that one of the ideas in socialism?
>>205
Socialism and communism call for the elimination of private property not personal property. Not sure what the difference is supposed to be though.
>>206
The former is the private infrastructure (building, equipment, intellectual property, etc.) necessary for industry, this is equivalently termed the means of production.
>>205
An unfortunate aspect of modern terminology is that when the majority of people say socialist they mean social democrat. Social democrats have entirely different goals than the end of private property, and so most self-proclaimed socialists are in no way interested in changing property relations at all.
>>204
Oh shit, you know what I do remember some people who wanted to abolish personal property. You guys remember that "great reset" video which said "you'll own nothing and like it." They want you to rent everything as part of precarious the hell they've been cooking up. Very excited for the Uber but for blenders.
>>204
My uneducated impression is that it was not uncommon among Christian heresies, with things like apostolic poverty and immanentizing the eschaton.
The wrong people hate themselves.
>>210
As in "the people who hate themselves shouldn't (as opposed to the ones who should but don't)" or "the people who are wrong hate themselves"?
>>211 the first
I hate myself and I am often wrong (not about hating myself tho).
I wonder if it's possible for blockchain domains to be private? If it is then I2P should do it. Would eliminate the problem >>91 had.
The GNU Name System should merge with Handshake. The latter can provide decentralisation for the root zone and the former can provide privacy for dependent zones. Still not sure how to implement privacy for the root zone though.
I wonder if it's possible for blockchain domains to be private? If it is then I2P should do it. Would eliminate the problem >>91 had.
The GNU Name System should merge with Handshake. The latter can provide decentralisation for the root zone and the former can provide privacy for dependent zones. Still not sure how to implement privacy for the root zone though.
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(Sorry for the dupe. The page didn't reload when I clicked the post button so I assumed that it didn't go through.)
ratethisnegro.com
where you can rate negros on on 0 to 10
i would give every negro a ten, because God made every last one of them in His own image.
don't wanna work today
i will work for you in my heart
222
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep. That's me. 2AM on a slightly slow textboard.
You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Well... it all started right about when I was making the usual rounds.
I clicked on my browser malware of choice, instinctively tapped for a new tab, and an hour suddenly passed.
Then it struck me that I don't even remember the last three years of my life.
Deep in my gut I knew that if I just found a different thing to consume I wouldn't have to ask larger questions.
So I scoured.
For about 5 minutes I clicked around until this place revealed itself. The blue of the hyperlink seemed to glow just a tad brighter. For a moment I sat and contemplated, "Do I even want to click on this? Will this really do me any good at all?" But then I realized I started to think, and that's no good. Tap.
When I landed on the main page, it didn't register at first. It was hard to believe, but then it dawned slowly... this was what I needed.
I needed a new punch bowl. A fresh pressed checkered suit that comes with shiny click pens in the chest pocket, straightened. Some GNU (pronounced Guh-New) flavored architecture, with a tasteful contrast that lets the UX do the talking. No javascript. No advertisements. Strap sandals. Bandana.
This is the new me.
Two hundred twenty three.
Hans Herman Hobby
It seems insane that to become successful as a software engineer, you have to change jobs every three years otherwise your pay will stagnate and you won't be promoted. Not to mention how hard it is to go between "field", if your first job was "building" websites, you are cursed to forever remain a web developer.
Can't you score points with a cool github account?
I'm simping for a girl I haven't met yet, and have yet to be recognized.
Overall I imagine being laughed at and looked down on, in best case be seen as some weirdo by others.
Sorry I don't play your games.
>>225
Why can't you be successful as a software engineer saying at your current job with stagnant pay and no promotion? Is your definition of "successful software engineer" mean perpetually rising pay?
> 227
Life sucks and then you die.
when you simp, you simp alone
but when we txt, we txt as 1
>>228
That's a good question but I don't have an answer to it.
I really should kill myself.
>>232 You're already dead
I really should kill myself, again.
Maybe it is time to follow your heart and see where it leads
fuck yeah motherfucker
solitude is paradise
If not for you, I'd be with you on that one.
>>235,238
So kill myself thrice.
>>237 well put
5 months after stopping my meds i can get normal boners again
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Pfizer is literally a non profit charitable organization doing the most important job since mankind came into being.
>>243
Are you a member of the pharmaceutical lobby?
There are bugs in my melon.
The anal retentive don't shit themselves, let alone other people.
One can't even be novely mad; everyone's already been taken; whose not like everybody else?
this time it'll be better
this time it'll be stronger
this time it'll be better
this time it'll be
I no longer can be here.
It is terrifying, but I have to leave.
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You guys are my best friends.
to me you are family
>>249
You will be missed, but try to be brave.
There are "webapps" that override Ctrl-R with stupid shit, what the fuck are they thinking? How am I supposed to referesh??
>>254
Right click to bring up the context menu. There should be a refresh item on the menu.
You hide the pain inside yourself, cut yourself from yourself. Perhaps if you don't see their faces, don't hear their trivialities, you can avoid recalling what can't be done. The operations succeed; nothing remains within. You petrify to stone, the cure is the disease, there is nothing. You await your death.
It cant go on like this
Did you know it's also possible to override the context menu? I do it for my web games.
>>258
I don't think that will work in all of the current major web browsers.
2 Cor 4:8
I know you're on that Huperzine A shit, don't play with me.
>>259
Oh really? Tell me if it works in yours,
http://jsfiddle.net/nhvv6/
>>262
Surprisingly works on Pale Moon
>>258
I've got umatrix installed. Websites that fail when disabling JS are defective by design.
This aint the way I wana live.
This aint how my ancestors did.
What I say it aint no fib.
I'm tired of sittin' here hid.
Its time to blow off this lid.
*snap, snap, snap, snap*
I only eat roundup ready wheat, mhm, delirium.
Most people don't accept this, but the reality is everyday we aren't living our life we are commiting suicide.
Some leaf under a small talon. Fell on the campus walkway.
Sit proudly in the belly of manicured forest, free one.
Dodge the burger wrappers hiding in the shade :^)
A center fountain drowns out chatter.
Fast forward four years and only the faculty remains.
Lotsa words for a parking-lot of lost souls.
When was the last time you saw someone run with some passion?
I desperately want to see that.
Calloused hands
https://metaredux.com/posts/2021/10/23/using-discord-for-oss-projects.html
Shit like this makes me sick to my stomach. Fuck Discord.
>>269
Absolutely. Not going to help though. Discord works on the same principle that every monopolizing platform has worked before and people are attracted to such garbage like flies to a half rotten puddle of dog diarrhea.
She'll be wearing pink pyjamas when she comes.
It would only be around four times more expensive to have class sizes of three students each spending four hours studying daily. I don't think this is unrealistic.
Look away, look away, Dixie land.
>>273
Before the South shall bow Her head
Before the tyrants harm us
I'll give my all to the southern cause
I'll die in the southern army.
People who had a CS education shouldn't be allowed to call themselves software engineers. You need an engineering education to do that.
Most people who go to university for CS or software engineering programs would be better off just doing a programming bootcamp. They are not actually interested in the field and just endlessly complain how what they are studying is not marketable and fail all their courses. But since the universities get money from them, they will try to please these people and dilute their courses and teach hipster bullshit JavaScript frameworks and do job training instead of giving those who are actually interested a proper education.
These people are code monkeys, they are like the construction workers of the programming world. Make them attend a six month bootcamp and they will happily stagnate at a cushy job doing boring and repetitive work on some lame CRUD website that doesn't even need to exist. But don't let them keep the rest of the students down. They are holding progress back.
>>275
University has been moving in the direction of vocational training for some time.
>>275
Software engineering isn't a reference to the art of working physical materials to meet a desired physical outcome. The engineering part of software engineering is a reference to the art of solving computations within the context of real world computing constraints. Anybody can write a naive computation that solves the desired problem, but not everyone can solve the problem according real world computing constraints.
>>276
It is as if people signed up for civil engineering programs to become construction workers. Universities shouldn't let misguided students blackmail them into intellectual deprivation.
>>277
Computer scientists are scientists, they are not engineers. End of story.
Of course American schools abuse the term Computer Science. That needs to be corrected too.
>>278
Computer science is not a science.
Universities shouldn't let misguided students blackmail them into intellectual deprivation.
You or ye may be interested in the following if you haven't read it already: http://www.marktarver.com/professor.html
Some blooming within as I rip off false idols
Waiting for a bulb of light to rise in the palm of my hands
The gods will bestow those who heed
u can b a man without thinking of t n a all the time
I can think in English but when numbers become involved, the numbers are always in my native language. I can speak pretty fluently in English, except for numbers, I have to translate them in my head. Is this just because I was too lazy to properly internalize English numbers?
They tugged, shook, and hit as they tumbled through the dark room. Screams could be heard throughout the castle, and seemed to last the entire night to all who listened, though none dared interfere. Before dawn one laid on the floor blood all around them. With the last breaths of the night: "Though you have slayed me, I will trust you yet." said thon. They shared devilish smile as they finally acquiesced.
When people say that the dog is man's best friend, what kind of friends do they have? Do they not realize that dogs have been bred to become a species of pathetic slaves to their masters? Is that really the ideal friend, someone who you can boss around, someone who cannot refuse, someone who depends on you for their survival?
I certainly wouldn't want to be friends with someone who treats me like a dog.
>>286
That's basically why i prefer cats. I don't want a servant around me 24/7.
most dogs live better lives than me
>>288
I fear you have a point there.
>>288
To make things worse, many people seem to think that dogs deserve better lives than humans do.
>>290
Fauci kills gays = fine
Fauci kills everyone - fine
Fauci kills dogs - Time to hang him
not really. chinese fixed that
now there are more dogs living less than humans, just like the amount of beef a dog has to eat everyday
>>292
yeah, I don't see how being locked in a home with nothing to do other than being a pillow for your owner is a better life.
it's a step away from solitary confinement if the owner is (most likely) a 8-5 wagie
I'll take my free will, thanks
or yeah, being skinned and broken up alive to stuff into a boiling pot
>>288
So you live in a torture chamber?
>>293
If I had 9 hours a day to myself I would have finished studying SICM by now. It's not my fault that dogs can't make us of the opportunities they have been blessed with.
>>288,294
Most people don't live, after work they just partake in their preferred form of attempted suicide, be that media, alcohol, social climbing, etc. Most people have even forgotten that the authentically lived experience of their childhood is still a possibility. To some extent they're right to have forgotten. Most of their hours have been stripped away from them, while entire industries are dedicated to convincing them to subscribe to this or that suicide pact, not even to mention the social pressure from the cult(ure). The social context does all but make them pull the trigger. Oh, and don't even get me started on the poisoned synthetic food designed we consume, designed to make us bloated and lethargic.
This thread will reach its limit soon.
combo breaker
Who is willing to post the last one?
At birth a continuation is taken, at death that continuation is called. In between are the computations that make life worth living.