*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep. That's me. 2AM on a slightly slow textboard.
You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Well... it all started right about when I was making the usual rounds.
I clicked on my browser malware of choice, instinctively tapped for a new tab, and an hour suddenly passed.
Then it struck me that I don't even remember the last three years of my life.
Deep in my gut I knew that if I just found a different thing to consume I wouldn't have to ask larger questions.
So I scoured.
For about 5 minutes I clicked around until this place revealed itself. The blue of the hyperlink seemed to glow just a tad brighter. For a moment I sat and contemplated, "Do I even want to click on this? Will this really do me any good at all?" But then I realized I started to think, and that's no good. Tap.
When I landed on the main page, it didn't register at first. It was hard to believe, but then it dawned slowly... this was what I needed.
I needed a new punch bowl. A fresh pressed checkered suit that comes with shiny click pens in the chest pocket, straightened. Some GNU (pronounced Guh-New) flavored architecture, with a tasteful contrast that lets the UX do the talking. No javascript. No advertisements. Strap sandals. Bandana.
This is the new me.
Two hundred twenty three.