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sol


I felt in love with her at the first sight

1 2019-10-27 16:43

More exactly, I started to hate her. She was everything I ever wanted, everything I'd never get. I'm still mad at her, she's irresponsible.

2 2019-10-28 02:09

Stop posting vague messages and tell us what happened. I can provide terrible advice that may yield interesting results, should you decide to follow it.

3 2019-10-28 22:53

>>2
That's all there is to it. I met a girl and I hate her ever since. She's always on my mind and I don't believe she likes me much. I'm doing my best to avoid her but I cannot not think about her.

4 2019-10-29 01:24

I call this move the flamin' baby bird.

Put hot sauce in her omelet (or whatever breakfast food she is eating) when she is not looking. Carry milk around with you in your mouth. When she eats part of the omelet, her mouth will be on fire. This is when you approach her, grab her head with both hands, kiss her right on the mouth and forcefully transfer the milk from your mouth to hers. After you have done this, it is in Gods hands.

Describe her to me. What is your relationship to her? How did you meet?

5 2019-10-29 14:56

This is what hatefucking was made for.

6 2019-11-02 20:41

>>4

he flamin' baby bird

Now that's a creative idea! I like it.

Describe her to me. What is your relationship to her? How did you meet?

I've met her at a small concert. She was with younger men and I assumed she was their professor. That turned out to be the case. She's a litterature professor, which turns me on, because I'm a pervert.

I didn't know who she was, so I just befriended everybody around until I met her again. I've tried to subtly invite her here and there but she was always busy or something. Eventually, I gave up. I never asked her phone number.

But one day she did text me (how she got my number, I still don't know). We spent a nice evening together and I may had an opportunity back then. But I sperged. I sperged hard. I resent her a lot for having sperged like that.

Right now, my strategy is to avoid her at all costs. At the same time I'm trying to be seen everywhere, by everyone, except her. I put a lot of dedication into that shitty plan. I don't really now what I want to achieve with this ghost strategy. Maybe I hope my invisibility can create some kind of frustration. I'd love to do truly great things that she would only hear about. Like publishing the novel of the century, saving a few children or becoming a war hero. Maybe she would text me again, for fear of missing a great guy?

7 2019-11-04 21:04

What did you do?

If someone goes through enough trouble to find your phone number, they were probably thinking about you a lot.

8 2019-11-08 22:43

Yo, this is /cuckold/ thread. If someone does that much for a girl, then that's what it's called like. Yeah, I have the same situation, but it's different in a way that she is like some freaking kuudere - ignores me when I try to hold the door or whatever but always sits/stands right beside me. The main thing though is that I totally don't give a fuck when I don't see her, but in the opposite situation, my pepe stands like I'm observing a live orgy. Also, I already have a waifu which is a mixture of an ideal woman's traits essentially, and she's totally different from this chicken which's the reason why I don't know why I feel so much about this person. Life's surely odd.

9 2019-11-09 00:43

She lent me a book a long time ago and I thought that because of this, she had to see me again or lose the book. That' why I avoided her. Unfortunately I took LSD two days ago and it ruined my plan. I felt stupid and just gave her the book back. I got to see her again tonight with plenty of people. I managed to be not too boring and needy. All in all, I'm done with the tantrum. Maybe we'll meet again, may be not, life goes on.

10 2021-08-04 12:45

She's beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4-RwreHRRg
Katyusha.....

11 2021-08-04 17:05

I like this thread.

12 2021-08-04 19:52 *

>>10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbYSD2wAqw8

13 2021-08-09 02:41

<3

14 2021-08-09 12:09

This is why you don't simp.

15 2021-08-11 08:29

>>12
Катюша
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu9EYHjohp0
Tanks in snow version

16 2021-08-11 10:46 *

Пусть он землю бережет родную,
А любовь Катюша сбережет.

(May he protect Motherland and love Katyusha protect)
Beautiful verses.

17 2022-02-28 16:08

>>1

Is she cute like this? http://www.xxxtooncomics.com/gallery/that-red-hot-ass.html

18 2022-03-23 21:59

Is she from Ukraine?

19 2022-03-25 09:58

>>15
The best version is this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ancB0j3BD1o

20 2022-03-26 03:52

F-15E
https://youtu.be/4TS-bM51as4

21 2022-03-28 09:37

twitter@_wandzardeen_

22 2022-03-30 01:40 *

And then I saw her face, now I'm a believer!

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