he flamin' baby bird
Now that's a creative idea! I like it.
Describe her to me. What is your relationship to her? How did you meet?
I've met her at a small concert. She was with younger men and I assumed she was their professor. That turned out to be the case. She's a litterature professor, which turns me on, because I'm a pervert.
I didn't know who she was, so I just befriended everybody around until I met her again. I've tried to subtly invite her here and there but she was always busy or something. Eventually, I gave up. I never asked her phone number.
But one day she did text me (how she got my number, I still don't know). We spent a nice evening together and I may had an opportunity back then. But I sperged. I sperged hard. I resent her a lot for having sperged like that.
Right now, my strategy is to avoid her at all costs. At the same time I'm trying to be seen everywhere, by everyone, except her. I put a lot of dedication into that shitty plan. I don't really now what I want to achieve with this ghost strategy. Maybe I hope my invisibility can create some kind of frustration. I'd love to do truly great things that she would only hear about. Like publishing the novel of the century, saving a few children or becoming a war hero. Maybe she would text me again, for fear of missing a great guy?