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Bird, Wadler "Introduction to Functional Programming" (1st Ed.)

1 2024-12-11 02:31

Anyone read it, specifically the first edition based on Miranda? Since I loved doing the SICP exercises for fun so much, I've been thinking about giving this one a try too, as it has such a sterling reputation.

PDF available on Anna's Archive FYI

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3 2024-12-13 12:19

a

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y

5 2024-12-14 12:28

N

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I

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I LOVE THIS KIND OF TEXTBOARD

1 2024-12-04 12:35

so i just made new one

https://nejiboard.com/

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9 2024-12-10 02:07 *

>>8
dillp is not a typo (cursed be the iphone vikeybo)
it is soooo good that melts the letter o

10 2024-12-10 05:56

dillo
SCAM BROWSER

11 2024-12-10 18:01

echobubble.xyz is the sister board of nejiboard. ☺️

12 2024-12-13 16:06 *

This website is really bad. Today upped the cloudflare to require a captcha, so now it requires javascript to even load or read anything. I'm the dillo guy, so the fact it uses cloudflare is probably why it doesn't work in dillo.

but even worse than this, it appears most of the messages on this site are AI generated, or the users are just so low IQ that they're indistinguishable from very crappy bots who just ask the most mundane questions, never answer anyone else's questions or really even have any sort of conversation at all!

>>10

scam browser

what the fuck are you on about?

13 2024-12-14 05:35

ie

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I'M QUITING PORN

1 2024-12-03 15:34

and build this thing, another dead textboard
https://neji.serveo.net/

2 2024-12-03 17:16 *

>>1

JS required to post

thanks, nut no thanks

3 2024-12-13 14:00

>>2 thanks for the warning

4 2024-12-13 16:01 *

literally dead on arrival at the time of posting. what's with all the new textboard shilling lately? like on https://textboard.org/prog/786

5 2024-12-14 05:19

nope, just migrating server and domain change
https://nejiboard.org/
https://nejiboard.com
https://nejiboard.top

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Haskell is better than C++

1 2021-06-21 14:10

Haskell is better than C++. Change my mind...

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9 2021-07-05 20:20 *

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bona_fide

10 2021-07-05 20:56 *

>>9
ah, thanks.

11 2021-07-05 21:59 *

>>8

For a moment I was thinking it was a sort of universal symptom of extensive social media usage, similar to ADHD, or group think; that's probably not true however. In any case ``to name a spirit is to have power over it'' so at least as an observer it seems useful.

I haven't really seen vulnerables, it's more manipulatives. The drama I'm referencing has to do with the now compromised wm4, the "person" who posted it is probably playing along.
I don't use real "social media" someone else pulls this shit out for me and in return i pull out gold from other trash bins in this poe sea.

12 2024-12-10 10:00

I will grab Programming in Haskell and try the mooc at https://haskell.mooc.fi

13 2024-12-11 02:16

I began this introduction by saying that we must confront the Awkward Squad if we are to write useful

programs. Does that mean that useful programs are awkward? You must judge for yourself, but I believe
that the monadic approach to programming, in which actions are first class values, is itself interesting,
beautiful, and modular. In short, Haskell is the world’s finest imperative programming language

Simon Peyton-Jones, "Tackling the Awkward Squad:
monadic input/output, concurrency, exceptions, and
foreign-language calls in Haskell" <https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mark.pdf>

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security by obscurity never worked

1 2024-12-09 07:51

yes or no?

2 2024-12-10 04:24

depends how loud you are

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Advent of Code

1 2024-12-02 21:38

Is anyone doing it this year? I've been doing it in Python and Excel

2 2024-12-03 01:18

i might join tomorrow

3 2024-12-06 21:36 *

To play, please identify yourself via one of these services:
[GitHub] [Google] [Twitter] [Reddit]

yeah that's a no from me

4 2024-12-09 07:55

i am catholic and this is blasphemy

5 2024-12-10 04:23

>>3
whats the libre alternative?

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How did you first learn programming?

1 2022-02-26 20:07

I wanted to make games and got a CD with all kinds of game making software, as this was before we had an Internet connection, including some obscure BASIC system which is how I started my programming journey. Then we did some LOGO and Pascal in school and wanted to become a hacker so I installed Ubuntu GNU/Linux and started reading Stallman's essays. What about you?

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25 2024-11-28 08:25

I learned by using HyperCard. There's still nothing really quite like it, even if the scripting language is anemic. Also getting my hands on my own physical copy, which came in a huge box with a hefty manual, was super, super exciting. (Until that point I had been using a stolen copy from school.) Too bad 2.3.5, the version I got, was the last release :(

26 2024-12-02 05:27

I read my SICP!

27 2024-12-02 16:25

>>8
logo is THE lisp dialect

28 2024-12-03 17:12

>>25

There's still nothing really quite like [HyperCard]

https://beyondloom.com/decker/

29 2024-12-06 07:42

>>28

The language looks out there (laudatory)

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Next Big Tech Hype

1 2024-09-12 09:38

So we already had
* AI bubble strawberry counting edition
* Video games bubble, covid edition
* Electric cars and associated paraphernalia
* Drone bubble
* Blockchain (kinda over)
* Linux
* DotCom bubble
* PC bubble
* AI bubble electric boogaloo edition
* Video Games crash
* AI bubble

whats next?

I suggest some air drone delivery services bubble, driven by the shoplifting and flashmob looting. Had I been Amazon, I would be organizing these niggers to loot more local stores.

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36 2024-11-27 15:36

>>33

AI is getting very annoying.

37 2024-11-28 08:38

>>36

AI is already over. Goldman Sachs is supposedly bearish on it now, so good luck with your investors.

Whatever comes next will be mind bogglingly stupid, as tech ceos try to curry favor with the incoming admin in DC

38 2024-12-01 06:17

next big hype should be about faf0/sct since i can't use jonls/redshift anymore

now the REAL next BIG hype will be virtual reality (again) since suckerberg is pushing """""""""research""""""""" further and making equipment cheaper

39 2024-12-02 05:26

AI-powered cunnybot drones

40 2024-12-03 17:20

>>1
You forgot microservices/kubernetes

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Artindi says LISP is outdated and unsuitable for gamedev

1 2024-11-28 06:43

https://youtu.be/0XgM0MCytO0?t=55

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6 2024-11-28 22:47

>>3

50k subs and the video has 17k views in one day. Neither important nor influential

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literally who

8 2024-12-01 23:59

Op wants views, tries to Cunningham's Law us into the game cope scene.

9 2024-12-02 09:20

I have never heard of him and he barely even mentions Lisp in your linked Video. In fact it's just shown for maybe 2 seconds without nothing of substance said. So, why is Lisp bad for game development? Maybe bring up some points before making yet another useless thread.

Also it heavily varies on the Lisp. Clojure for example compiles to JVM bytecode and can use every Java library there is too. It's just as good as Java in that regard, and Java has a ton of game development libraries to choose from. The performance is not bad either. Common Lisp also has things like a wrapper for SDL2 and Raylib and can be compiled to run fairly fast with SBCL. There even is a game written in Common Lisp, I don't remember it's name, but that's only to show it's feasable.

10 2024-12-02 16:22 *

video ess(g)ay

sag

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linux distros

1 2023-01-13 20:58

what you use?
i use artix

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110 2024-12-01 01:28

i niggered

111 2024-12-01 17:01

>>106
As with all OpenBSD-related projects, the development doesn't actually happen on Github, but instead on their own CVS repositories instead. The Github repo is merely a mirror.
https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/src/usr.sbin/ntpd/
Here the last change was 10 days ago.

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106 really fell for the jwz law.

113 2024-12-02 05:25

Emacs GNU/Linux-libre :-)

114 2024-12-02 07:47

Guix don't feel GNU/Linux-libre, I prefer Hyperbola GNU/Linux-libre. And I will prefer the eventual release of HyperbolaBSD over OpenBSD.

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