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Next Big Tech Hype

1 2024-09-12 09:38

So we already had
* AI bubble strawberry counting edition
* Video games bubble, covid edition
* Electric cars and associated paraphernalia
* Drone bubble
* Blockchain (kinda over)
* Linux
* DotCom bubble
* PC bubble
* AI bubble electric boogaloo edition
* Video Games crash
* AI bubble

whats next?

I suggest some air drone delivery services bubble, driven by the shoplifting and flashmob looting. Had I been Amazon, I would be organizing these niggers to loot more local stores.

2 2024-09-12 10:16

quantum computing

3 2024-09-15 11:12

>>2 Even if it never works out NIST is finally standardizing the quantum resistant algos so expect a ton of churn in crypto libraries and code that consumes them.

4 2024-09-15 13:30

Rust bubble.

5 2024-09-15 18:05

lisp bubble

6 2024-09-16 12:37

>>1

AI bubble strawberry counting edition

AI bubble electric boogaloo edition

What do these mean?

7 2024-09-22 02:56

AI-powered waifubots

8 2024-10-02 21:09

Not bad OP.

IDK, Afaik, I'm afraid ...
* ww3 nuclear bubble
* lebanon bubble
* New C.W. see ep 315 E4S25 of South Park, March 2, 2022
* 1984
* decline {fall} of the West bubble
* mass surveliance bubble
* deglobalisation bubble
* Klaus Schwab bubble
* you could also make/play Bingo out of those

idk, like, there are things hard to predict and see in future that Illuminati planned for us. Like 2020 or 2022 events were hard to predict.

locals already officially legally outlawed crypto, drones, guns here.

6

+1 , same question

I've heard here startup inventions list like
* illegal cab service
* illegal hotel chain
etc.

to make this post a little bit more technical and compy with formal tenchical requerements, I'll guess the next bubble gonna be bio(N)tech mRNA vaccines, gene editing, & as always longevity & #trying_not_to_di

9 2024-10-03 00:22

Drones
Drones delivering packages
Drones picking up packages
Drones manufacturing drone parts
Drones assembling drones
Drones recycling drone parts
Drones controlling drones
...
Drones producing paperclips

10 2024-10-03 00:59

Self reproducing Drones.

11 2024-10-03 01:14 *

>>10
あなた へんたい

12 2024-10-03 02:30 *

* safety bubble
* mem e safety
* type safety
* general safety
* safety just became yet another buzzword for overhyped oversold marketing sales pitch to impose on insecure people afraid of everything. safety maybe became just a pricetag tax.

13 2024-10-03 12:05

>>9,10

Drones producing paperclips

Self reproducing Drones.

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Paperclips

14 2024-10-04 16:10

soap bubble

15 2024-10-09 19:28

>>10
drone sex

16 2024-10-11 02:47

Quantum computing generative AI shape-shifting robot private sex parties.

17 2024-10-11 02:50

Space colonization bubble.

18 2024-10-13 15:27

domestic robots.

19 2024-10-13 19:27

Sex drones seems like good idea

20 2024-10-15 04:42

I'm surprised nobody mentioned Internet of Things yet. I'm fairly certain, that IoT is in decline again and probably won't ever get popular. It was just a short era of people thinking, that yelling at your light bulb five times in a row in a different pitch is the future to get the lights off/on, but it turned out to be a huge scam for people with too much money and self-proclaimed "tech enthusiasts".

21 2024-10-15 11:51

>>20
You're probably not involved in selling IoT hardware. There's a real niche of people who want Internet connected devices for their home. It's definitely not the majority of people but there's enough market demand to sustain product updates over many years.

22 2024-10-15 16:54

Cyborgs, including brain–computer interfaces.

23 2024-10-17 01:14

gay sex

24 2024-10-22 06:46

bubble butt

25 2024-10-23 18:30

>>4

No rewrite-it-in-rust consulting companies.
Already over. Went nowhere. No monies.
People just keep using C#.

26 2024-10-23 18:34

>>12

Security is not a bubble.
Haven't popped since McAffee began writing viruses to sell his antivirus.
With the advent of AI security will be even more important.
Since one can't trust a video call anymore.

27 2024-10-24 12:48

>>26
yeah, but,
how safe we wanna be?
Point is there is no end in 'safety/security' infinite black hole.

28 2024-10-25 04:05

AI-powered drone-delivered waifubots

29 2024-10-25 06:49

>>27

That is precisely why it is not a bubble.
The demon of security will consume everything.

30 2024-11-07 22:01

>>27
The infosec industry bubble is arguably really more of a finance thing than a tech thing.

31 2024-11-09 01:24

security is a bubble because it rides on the bubble of mounting complexity brought by the self-sustaining superstructure of programmers giving themselves work by stacking "features" and rolling releases so that somewhat old versions of perfectly good working hardware become obsolete so you have to UPGRADE and buy the smartest smartphone if you want to keep running essential apps.

32 2024-11-09 01:24

>>31
s/smartest/latest/

33 2024-11-10 00:32

latest bubble is jumping on linux because windows 11 ai bad

34 2024-11-10 12:33

>>33
"Apple Removes Ability to Run Unsigned Apps in macOS 15.1"
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42032444

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