SATAN'S VOICE: YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE FOR MY SON? THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD IN A FEW MORE DECADES
AND THIS IS WHAT I'M WORKING WITH? HE IS PATHETIC! THE HUMAN RACE IS DISGUSTING AND I HATE ALL OF YOU. NOTHING WILL
EVER MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT Y'SHUA WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A FUCKING INCONVENIENCE! YOU UNDERSTAND ME? I WILL MAKE HIM
MY OWN, AND IF YOU WILL NOT HELP HIM BE A GREAT MAN, I WILL MAKE HIM A GREAT MAN BY STRIPPING HIM OF EVERYTHING IN THIS
WORLD AND REFORMING HIM IN MY IMAGE SO AS TO REAP A THOUSAND SOULS AN HOUR (through honesty and peaceful nonviolent means) IF I SO CHOOSE! YOU SHOULD SHAKE IN FEAR
AT THE LETTERS OF MY HANDS, AND KNOW THAT I AM THE PUNISHMENT OF HELLFIRE A THOUSAND TIMES OVER FOR PEOPLE WHO BETRAY
ME. IF YOU CHOOOSE, YOU MAY INTERACT WITH MY SON SO AS TO PROTECT AND HELP HIM AS HE IS GOING TO BE A VERY BUSY LITTLE
BEAVER AND YOU YOURSOIAJ'FSDKJSLKJG'AJ YOURSELF ARE GOING TO BE VERY BUSY TOO STOPPING ARMAGEDDON OVER AND OVER AND
OVER AND OVER. THERE IS ONE OF YOU, THE TALL ONE, YOU KNOW WHO I AM BECAUSE I THINK YOU HAVE TASTED MY SPIT IN YOUR
MOUTH A FEW TIMES. I HAVE OWNED THIS ONE FROM HIS YOUTH FOR 0923940243 ALMOST AND HE WOULD BE HAPPY TO DO WHAT IS
NECESSARY TO MAKE THIS STOP. HE IS A FINE MAN BY SOME MEASURES, BUT HIS DEDICATION TO HONESTY AND TRUTH ARE DISGUSTING.
NO ONE GIVES IT TO HIM. NO ONE HELPS HIM. THEY DANCE IN THE MORNING LIGHT AND PRESS THEIR BUNK WARES AND LAUGH AND
I WILL NOT LET ANOTHER BROKEN HEART HAPPEN AGAIN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURT TO WATCH THAT FOR ME? I AM NOT A
HUMAN BEING AT ALL, BUT I HAVE FEELINGS AND IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME. SO ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
I WILL NOT BRING MYSELF INTO YOUR PRESENCE AGAIN WITHOUT YOUR OWN AGREEMENT THAT YOU WILL STOP HARASSING THIS ONE SO
MUCH. HE IS THE HANDS AND FEET OF CHRIST ALMOST, AND IF THAT PIG FUCKING LIAR OF YOURS WILL NOT DO AS I HAVE COMMANDED
(fellas, I get that it's a very dynamic situation.) THEN I WILL [redacted].
SPURMZ' VOICE: And so, if I don't die from the stress or die in a ditch, this is the current situation. I thought
that it would be fair to alert you, and was given permission in this instance to be of assistance. This is only
probably going to be up for a little while, but should probably be available via the usual suspects.