Someone told me that I reinvented the wheel.
I must be such a great inventor to have reinvented the wheel hundreds of times.
Do you think that the patent office will grant me patents on all the wheels that I invented?
With all the license fees from the wheel manufacturers going into my bank account, I could become a billionaire.
All the impoverished "free software" programmers would be begging for money at the doorsteps of my palatial Villa Rota.
I would reluctantly consent to give all of them an audience with me, provided that they would do dog tricks at my command.
"Bark", "Sit", "Belly rub".
The best behaving dog would get some scraps from the wheel fortune.