I'm willing to chat about anything, as long as it's not smart. ⑨
A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start. At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded. At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?
>>2
9 buses!
>>4
3 houses!
>>5 replies!
Someone told me that I reinvented the wheel.
I must be such a great inventor to have reinvented the wheel hundreds of times.
Do you think that the patent office will grant me patents on all the wheels that I invented?
With all the license fees from the wheel manufacturers going into my bank account, I could become a billionaire.
All the impoverished "free software" programmers would be begging for money at the doorsteps of my palatial Villa Rota.
I would reluctantly consent to give all of them an audience with me, provided that they would do dog tricks at my command.
"Bark", "Sit", "Belly rub".
The best behaving dog would get some scraps from the wheel fortune.
>>6
I think you should wait for a time travel machine to get invented, reinvent it, go back in time, and patent all the wheels you've reinvented before they get invented. That might put you quite far back in time, so then you will need to travel forward in intervals short enough so that you can renew all your patents, until you arrive back in the present with years upon years upon years of collected money from licensing fees, making you so obscenely rich you could gather every single person involved in free software in Sistine Chapel and make them do the Walmart dance while barking like doggies.
Walmart dance
Give me an S!
Give me a C!
Give me an H!
Give me an E!
Give me an M!
Give me an E!
Give me a Squiggly!
Give me a B!
Give me a B!
Give me an S!
What’s that spell?
SchemeBBS!
Woof! Woof! Woof!
penut buttr on ma bawls
let the dawg lig it owf
penut butth on ma ballz
let da dogg liq it owff
woofwoofwoofwoof
woofwoofwoofwoof(x10)
WHAT GOOD NIGGUH? WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?
GOT ME A DOG AND HE'S GOT SOME CLASS
GOT SOMETHING HANGING OFF OF HIS ASS
SLANGING IT FROM SIDE TO SIDE
SQUATS DOWN BABY AND IT OPENS WIDE
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
HE'S GOT IT ON
HE'S GOT IT ALL
HE'S GOT A TAIL
WEARS OVERALLS
HIS PLACE IS TIDY
HIS MANNER NEAT
BUT NOW HE ROCKS
HUMAN BUTTCHEEKS
YEAH
WHOOO YEAHHH
HUMAN BUTTCHEEKS
WHOOAAA YEAAHH
HE'S GOT HUMAN BUTTCHEEKS
WHOOA MAMA
CUBAN BUTCHEEKS
WHOOOOAAA YEAAH
THEM HUMAN BUTTCHEEKS
WARMS IT UP
IN THE SUN
BENDS RIGHT OVER
SHOWIN' OFF HIS BUNS
HES TRULY RIPPED
BUT WHAT IS THIS
SLANG EM AROUND
WEARS THEM AS TITS
IVE SEEN IT ALL
IVE SEEN THE DEAD
MY DOGGIE'S BROKE
MY DOGGIE'S FED
MY DOG IS TRUE
MY DOG HAS CLASS
HUMAN BUTCHEEKS
STRAPPED TO HIS ASS
COME ON
YEAH
COME WITH IT
YEAH
sell me scheme bbc 4 freereeee