We need to make a memorable Super Bowl ad.
We need to force bosses into using Scheme for their company's next big project.
We need to ensure that Scheme is the first and only programming language learned by kindergartners and elementary schoolers.
We need to hire public relations firms to promote the superiority of Scheme.
We need to elect politicians who can influence national legislation in favor of Scheme.
We need to acquire sovereign land to establish the Scheme Republic.
We need to establish the Scheme Intelligence Service to coordinate these activities.
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Start negotiations with the leaders of other Lisps, encouraging them to submit to the glory of Scheme and make necessary changes to their language to become compatible with Scheme. That would mark the start of the First United Scheme Era. The Scheme Intelligence Service should then establish an inquisition to hunt down heretics who create their own schismatic implementations of "Scheme".