>>294,295
Hey guys, reporting in from the afterlife.
It's weird to think in terms of "life" and "afterlife" now that I'm writing this.
More appropriate to this occasion would be "dream" and "dream-extension". Maybe cheatcodes? Spectator team.
What appeared to be dead-ends that led me here were actually rooms filled with everything if I only turned the lights on.
I hope you guys turn on the lights.
...What? Do I regret it?
You know asking that question to anyone is going to leave some dishonest shifting.
Well, I've decided I'm beaming back into a newborn in about 5 minutes.
Take that as you will.
In my infant self I will turn on the lights and live something magical.
Maybe you can see now why newborns cry when they're born.