The thing to remember when chosing sides is that you know you can't trust those you trust, and in that you can trust at least that you can't trust those you can't trust, you have a little bit of ground, and from there you can look at the motivations to gain traction, and from there a little leverage, and from there a place to stand.
Where, though, is King Kong's balls? I have seen the scrotes of legends, but not this one yet. The only balls I have are my own.