My friend once sent me painkillers that metabolize into opiods
Didn't feel anything, so I might just be missing an enzyme
Once I did a bunch of benzos when traveling to my mom and got arrested for taking tips out of the star bucks tip jar. The wagie was enraged as fu ck with me, and cops were right around the corner.
They took me in and searched through my laptop which at that time had OpenBSD installed with a broken boot so they couldn't do shit.
Still missed my train and had to take a long and slow night train.