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Rei laughed and reached in her back pocket, revealing a stack of printed out pictures from the game. She plopped it into Mamoru's hand, smirking. The taller man began to flip through the pictures, eyebrows raising at the blatantly sexual images and violent deaths of a blonde in a blue, skin-tight body suit.
"Has she done something to you in another life?" he asked, amused, as he held up a picture that showed the blonde woman being horrifically beaten by a large turtle looking thing, a green skinned ogre looking man, and a fat, pudgey little creature, with a weird mustache.
"No," Rei snorted, finishing off her coffee and ordering another. "Something about her just rubs me the wrong way. Can't stand the bitch."
"Uh-huh," Mamoru sighed, handing back the pictures. "You're something else, Rei."
"And you love me for it."
"Tolerate you. I tolerate you. You and your-hey!" He snapped his fingers in front of her face as her eyes followed the trail of a curvy blonde with a shocking resemblance to Usagi. "No checking out other women when I'm present."
"Meh," Rei snorted. "I'm still single, if you haven't noticed, so I can check out other women if I want."
"If you were gay," Mamoru began in a whisper, grinning like a fool. Rei rolled her eyes at the sound of that stupid song.
"Already am, too late for that."
"Well, damn Rei," The man leaned back, holding his heart. "Shot down before I had a chance to humiliate you? I'm hurt."
"And you're a moron," Rei said sweetly. "And, my friend, if you were queer I'd still be here-"
"Ha. Ha. You're hilarious." Mamoru frowned darkly, causing Rei to erupt into a fit of giggles.
"It's not that far off," she snickered. "Remember Fiore?"
Mamoru blushed. "You're a bitch, Rei."
"Guilty," Rei held up her hand, smirking. "But would you want me any other way?"
"Yes," he said. "I would prefer to see you as Usagi's bitch, once in a while. Because I would be a happy, happy man if that happened."
"Oh please, Chiba, you'd be a happy man if you saw Setsuna and Minako goin' at it."
"I have." At Rei's stunned silence, Mamoru cleared his throat, shifted uncomfortably. "To be honest, it's not that great. Then again, my memory is still a bit hazy from Setsuna clobering me over the head with that goddamn staff of hers. Which, by the way, hurts."
"You, my friend, are a hero," the miko said soundly, clapping him on the back. "And, lord above shoot me down now for saying this, but I am actually honored to be in your prescence."
"Oh stop," Mamoru said, brushing her hand away from him. "No, I lie, go on, stroke my ego. It purrs from your words."
"...And people wonder why I'm gay."
"Are you insinuating I have to power to turn girls gay, simply by them being in my prescence?"
"I would never insinuate such a thing" Rei patted his hand. "I'm just stating plain ol' fact."
"...This power is awesome," he said flatly. "I might just become a super hero."