* bloat so the page takes years to load
* loads of JS that's required to render anything
* loads of JS that mines crypto on the users machines
* loads of JS that sends everybody's data to Google, the FBI, and the CCP
* ton of ads
* loads of tracking
* more tracking
* totally meaningless but SEO content that shows at the top of Google
* totally unreadable content
* JS
* more JS
* more more JS
* unoptimized images
* be stupidly verbose and fluff your content for length
* be stupidly repetitive and fluff your content for length
* ai generate everything
* don't support RSS feeds
* actually, don't support any open standards whatsoever
* have a popup asking for user's email, name, and all their personal info every 0.00001 seconds
* make the site as printer-unfriendly as possible
* make the site totally break if the reader has any privacy tech running (libre browser, TOR, anti-tracking etc.)
* don't add transcripts to videos
* load additional JS