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#!/usr/bin/ruby1.8 -Ku
require 'rubygems'
gem 'facets', "2.8.4"
require 'facets'
# Skip, skip, skip.
def modifiers(*modifiers); if modifiers.empty? then "" else " #{modifiers.conjoin(", ", " and ")}"; end; end
def Greg(rest); puts("Greg #{rest}" + if rest.ends_with? '!' then '' else '.'; end); end
def yiffs(rest); "yiffs #{rest}"; end
def kisses(rest); "kisses #{rest}"; end
def undresses(rest); "undresses #{rest}"; end
def Mary(*how); "Mary#{modifiers(*how)}"; end
def himself(*how); "himself#{modifiers(*how)}"; end
Mary = "Mary"
softly = "softly"
gently = "gently"
def hardly; "hardly"; end
def passionately!; "passionately!"; end
slowly = "slowly"
# Here we go!
Greg kisses Mary
Greg undresses Mary slowly
Greg undresses himself
Greg yiffs Mary hardly, passionately!