please for god's sake just give me a "double your penis size with this one weird trick" tier alternative method to learn to program, I CAN'T read all these books all the way through ;_; ;_; ;_;
Those things don't work.
Suck my cock, dude.
You don't need to read books. Just do the basics with SoloLearn and then use web search engine.
It depends on your goals. You could just read the Python tutorial and then start writing stupid shit like most of us probably did when we were starting out.
LOGO PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
BY LISP
Easy, don't learn to program.
I CAN'T read all these books all the way through
You only need to read one: The Secret History by Donna Tartt
>>1
It just takes time, there is no silver bullet.
LISP = LiT
Maybe you can try learning basic programming using Scratch.
https://scratch.mit.edu/
You can do it I believe in you!!
What are you learning, and what for?
You don't need to know how to create all car parts to assemlbe a car, let alone drive one.
I never read any book, just searched around on the internet, tested shit myself, and asked around on IRC/XMPP/Matrix for help (remember that you aren't entitled to your own human that'll do everything for you - you'll never learn like that, so - do your own homework first, if you can't - then seek for help).
I recommend the C programming language, standards C89 or C99.