Who is the patron saint of Lisp?
St. IGNUcius is the patron saint of GNU Emacs and elisp.
The SUSSMAN is the patron saint of Scheme.
Glory to Alyssa P. Hacker, may her holiness surround us in parentheses. Amen.
>>3
These are the salaries of the IT employees at Microshaft:
* Ben Bitdiddle $60,000
* Alyssa P. Hacker $40,000
* Cy D. Fect $35,000
* Louis Reasoner $30,000
* Lem E. Tweakit $25,000
That's like three times mine. I hope that's not an issue for Alyssa, because I am planning to marry her.
>>5
It's too late for that. Alyssa P. Hacker and Ben Bitdiddle are deeply in love with each other. She is planning to retire from Microshaft after 40 years of distinguished service.
I thought they had a thing going with Eva Lu Ator: https://textboard.org/prog/28
>>4
proof?
>>5
damn, if you're not lying, you're being quadrupled shafted.
>>8
Reference: chapter 4 of SICP, in the section about logic programming.
>>9
Ah, that example in page 600.
I thought you meant irl.
Lem E. instead of Lemmy
What could have been
Lemmy Tweakit
Sounds more like the street name of some drug addict.
I hope that's not an issue for Alyssa, because I am planning to marry her.
I hope you are not planning to produce offspring, because Alyssa is nearing 70 years at this point.