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how many of you are girls?

1 2018-11-15 03:48

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2 2018-11-15 07:39 *

there are no girls on the internet

3 2018-11-15 12:57

>>2
Everyone on the internet is a girl (guy in real life)

4 2018-11-15 15:21

there are no girls on the internet

https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=lp_74074031_nr_n_3?fst=as%3Aoff&rh=n%3A65801031%2Cn%3A!66280031%2Cn%3A74074031%2Cn%3A74154031&bbn=74074031&ie=UTF8&qid=1542294870&rnid=74074031

5 2018-11-15 16:30

>>1
There are no girls online, there are no girls outside. It's one of the greatest mystery of humanity.

6 2018-11-15 18:23 *

>>1
>>2
>>3
>>4
>>5
What programming language is this?

7 2018-11-15 20:29 *

>>7
Lisp

8 2018-11-15 21:51

>>6
optimize your quotes

9 2018-11-16 20:41

>>6
I don't know about the others but >>4 is obviously Ada.

10 2018-11-19 00:35

there are no boys on the internet

11 2019-08-16 10:28

I'll be whatever you want me to be.

12 2019-08-21 07:30

>>11
A game of pretend...

13 2019-08-22 00:26 *

Gender isn't real anyways.

14 2019-09-29 19:55

What is a "girl"?

15 2019-09-30 09:24

>>14
gnu
image
recognition
library

16 2019-10-01 20:16 *

>>15
fuck no i'm no bloated piece of shit

17 2019-10-02 02:48

>>16
That's rich coming from a

gluttonous
insatiable
ravenous
lemur

18 2019-10-05 02:46

Already by the 29th post? That's got to be some kind of record.

19 2019-10-06 10:00

I lost my gender to a syntax transformer mishap.

20 2019-10-06 11:09

21 2020-06-29 00:36

>>17
First time that I laughed in years and it was because of this. I don't know how to feel

22 2020-06-30 02:57

Either a lot of posters, either it's a very weird place for people who are both into programming and knitting. See http://textboard.org/sol/127

23 2020-06-30 05:26

On the internet, there are no boys, nor girls. There are no humans, either. (Apropos thereof, what is ``human?'') Not really.* There are only digits. (Unless you're one of those analog weirdos. Obviously, you're not, because this is a respectable netsite, that won't have anything to do with those buggers.)

*Actually, there are, but we all know they're only actual.

24 2020-06-30 06:04

Number >>23 is correct.

25 2020-06-30 08:50

>>22
I'm into makeup instead. Does that count?

26 2020-06-30 23:55

Do girls exist?

27 2020-07-01 02:46 *

>>26
Would you exist if they didn't?

28 2020-07-02 21:02

>>27
Yes; I descend from a lineage of men. The manliest of all men. My bloodline is proudly free of the blemish of femininity. My fathers raised me with the honour of masculinity and I'm not going to bring shame to my family by laying gaze upon women.

29 2020-07-03 00:11

>>28
that's one of Oglaf's more hilarious subplots

(for unfamiliar reader, oglaf is a long running nsfw comic from before y'all cucked everything)

30 2020-07-03 00:20

>>28,29
hps://www.oglaf.com/honor/ hs://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/ h_s://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/2/

31 2020-07-06 11:49 *

Don't hit on me you silly boys.

32 2022-06-13 20:31

>>31
hey;)

33 2022-06-13 20:56

>>3
I will never forget meli17's betrayal

34 2022-06-28 02:31

>>1

You should find them in tik tok instead of this board! 👱 http://youtu.be/mUcdVC08ZCQ

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