Let's just make Classical Chinese the standard language for the internet and the world. Just look at the benefits:
Native support for the most patrician language https://wy-lang.org/
Embrace our new overlords.
Still fight against the totalitarian PRC (in spirit, at least) by using the classical characters in use at Taiwan and HK. Fight da powah.
Maximum economy of expression.
Be able to read Tang poetry.
Money.