The Scheme BBS, an anonymous textboard entirely written in MIT Scheme.
Right now it's still a bit rough around the edges but should be usable.
Anyway, let's test it!
I've slapped together an alternate CSS that looks more like the good old /prog/.
Just append ?css=2ch to the url. Like that:
>>1,2
Optimized quotes?
>>4
fixed!
I could draft a little TODO list here, as I remember what has to be fixed.
[ ] The jump menu (the little arrows) doesn't work properly until the front page is populated (if there's less than 10 threads displayed)
This one is neither hard to fix nor a big deal. We could just wait for the first 10 threads.
[ ] when the post limit for a thread is reached there's only a very terse message about it. Make it nicer and hide the reply box.>>6
That long line is horizontally scrollable even without an apparent scrollbar but isn't it confusing?
An easy one:
[ ] write a little cheat sheet for the ``markup language which isn't quite markdown, textile or creole''There's no admin panel, there is no way to ban someone, but isn't that a feature? only time will tell
These ones should be at the top of the list:
[ ] per board configuration file, with at least the complete board title ("programming" instead of "prog")
[ ] init function that creates necessary directories for new boardsThere should be another board to showcase the ease of multiple board setting. (I thought all textboard scripts have that)
testing new markers for blocks of code:
(lambda (f)
((lambda(x) (f (x x)))
(lambda (x) (f (x x))))I fixed a small problem with url formatting. The http-url pattern of irregex doesn't know about new TLDs.
Now it should be ok, let's try:
I mirrored the repo on github, it's more commonly used.
https://github.com/alyssa-p-hacker/SchemeBBS
posting is really slow
test test
Do you support {b {i {i {o sexpcode}}}}?
[b]i [i]think [u]not[/u][/i][/b]
>>17-18
There's a cheat sheet for the markup: https://textboard.org
It's not quite markdown to avoid collisions with *unzip pants* and ``proper quotes''
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>>22-27
Hey until now MIT Scheme didn't have support for Unicode. Things will change soon!
It's my birthday! https://twitter.com/nektro
>>30
Happy birthday! Do you think unicode emojis should be replaced by cute Shoboon? (´・ω・`)
test
>>32
VIP posters get a star.
Shit just got real
but can I eval lisp code like this
#,(+ 1 2)
and it be this text except the above is just 3?
>>35
Sure, with a userscript and https://www.biwascheme.org/
I thought of it but I'm not going to it server-side, even sandboxed. I have to spare ressources, the site runs on a very small server.
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>>36
so you're saying this site is unable to handle a large amount of users?
>>38
Textboards are low traffic anyway. The thing is that it's hosted on a VPS so there's not much CPU resources.
I believe it could handle the traffic of world4ch which is already quite an unrealistic projection.
>>37
emojis aka fuck unicode
does this have a json (or preferably a s-expr) version of threads that users can access?
>>41
yes actually it has a sexp-api instead of the good old subjects.txt: https://textboard.org/sexp (it's all association lists, no records or anything fancy)
Test
nope
Ep
>>45
Can't believe how I managed to be a hobo and have this place survived. Thanks for all the posts.
A cheap VPS is cheaper than a pack of cigarettes nowadays.
chipshandon is gay
An actual real-world use for Scheme!
There are Lisp imageboard(s).
hey
I like this place.
You OK Anon?