Development Operations
Build server is slow
Disk whirs, lights flash but no builds
Request SSD
Test build being deployed
We wait for the build green line
Sadness. It’s amber
TFS build red
Queue the integration build
TFS still red
Build has been deployed
Is available for test
Please handle with care
Coding
SOLID principles
SRP and OCP
Still don’t know Liskov
Flakey code base
Instigate peer code reviews
No one has the time
Application crash
Detailed error report but
Where is the stack trace?
The Workplace
Corporate fruit bowl
Apples, bananas and plums
No-one eats kiwi
Our daily stand up
Managers attend. Involved,
But not committed
Professional Development
Personal dev blog
I watch the web traffic. Why?
I don’t really know