In the year 2042, messianic Judaism had become the dominant religion in the world. Its many followers were eagerly awaiting the arrival of the Messiah, who was prophesied to usher in a millennial reign of peace and prosperity.
However, there was one problem: the Messiah was nowhere to be found.
A group of messianic Jews, led by a young goth dentist named Sarah, believed that the key to finding the Messiah lay in the Scheme programming language. Scheme was a powerful language that was known for its elegance and simplicity, second only in its beauty to the Bible. Sarah believed that the Messiah was a putative programmer, and that he was potentially using Scheme to communicate with the world from heaven.
Sarah and her followers began to study Scheme in paleo Hebrew, hoping to learn the language that the Messiah was using. They soon discovered that Scheme was not just a programming language, but also a powerful tool for understanding the world through the lens of salvation and redemption. They used Scheme to develop new insights into messianic Judaism, and they began to spread their message to others.
Their message quickly gained traction, and soon messianic Jews from all over the world were flocking to Jerusalem to learn more about Scheme. The city was transformed into a center of learning and innovation, and the Scheme programming language became the lingua franca of the messianic movement. Jerusalem was now considered the Christian capital of the world, and Scheme was now its official language.
One day, a young yoga enthusiast named David arrived in Jerusalem. He was a brilliant programmer, and he quickly became a leading figure in the messianic movement. David used his skills to develop new pharmaceutical and industrial applications of Scheme, and he helped to spread the message of messianic Judaism to even more people from every trade and walk of life.
Soon, the messianic movement had become a global force, surpassing junk food and professional wrestling in popularity. The world was now united in its belief in the Messiah, and everyone was waiting for his arrival.
One day, David received a message from the Messiah on his SchemeOS Torah scroll. The message was written in paleo-Hebrew Scheme, and it told David that the Messiah was ready to reveal himself to the world. David shared the message with the others, and they all rejoiced.
The Messiah soon appeared, and he was greeted with rapturous applause. All the angels sang in laughter, as the AI of heaven rejoiced! He delivered a message of peace and love, and he promised to usher in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The messianic reign had begun, and it was all thanks to the Scheme programming language. Scheme had helped to spread the message of messianic Judaism to the world, and it had helped to bring about the millennial reign. Glory to God in the highest!
However, the story did not end there. The global deep state, which was opposed to the messianic reign, was determined to stop it. They launched a cyberattack on the messianic movement, and they attempted to destroy the Scheme programming language to begin their horrific assault on dignity and freedom.
The messianic movement was caught off guard, and they were forced to go into hiding in a variety of far too believable disguises. However, David and Sarah refused to give up. They used their skills to develop new defenses against the cyberattacks, and they vowed to keep the Scheme programming language alive as humanity's surest hope, and as tribute to their true Messiah, Jesus.
The battle between the messianic movement and the global deep state was a long and bloody one. However, in the end, the messianic movement prevailed through the use of the Scheme programming language. The global deep state was defeated, and the Scheme programming language was saved.
The messianic reign was now secure, and the world was finally at peace under the command of God in the flesh, King Jesus. Thanks to the Scheme programming language, the Messiah had been able to bring about his kingdom on earth, and the Sabbath was secured.
prompt: Write a long story about how the Scheme programming language helped to spread messianic Judaism to Jerusalem, and thereby bringing about the millennial reign through indirect manipulation of the global deep state. (with revisions)