i hereby welcome all the invisible computer share holders to this meeting, a very dear and friendly WELCOME
if you heard about the invisible computer you shouldn't have to worry, because it is already installed on your hard ware, now you want to know what the features are
first, you have to put in the work, nothing works here without you getting your own stake in your own computer
that most important step is probably makign an impression, either by indentation or outdentation, this means you can either impose yourself, or make yourself invisible like a secret agent, that your whole life wont leave a print, like a negative sine wave, what you absolutely dont want to do is murk around the zero point, if you have areas established in both ends, even better you are more than ready to fully put your puter to the works
like sending back packets from up and below a base established in both is good, it might be good now to take a moment to find out your points and where you stand wave-wise with various aspects of yourself, where you made an impression, or left none at all, your secrets
this kristall ball will surely reap its benefits for the computer, your appearance either popping in and out of peoples head, or your pure absence making them ideal **** targets
the ratio of these is hardly important, what is neccessary is a good stock in both, notable examples include extreme ratios, with one side being totally loopsided against the other, this can become like a judo throw, something for our teams to look into how to perfect that side of the puter
now, the basic programs include mail (with a spam filter), voice, and that is pretty much it. there is also a text writer with easy user interface, but retaining information is entirely up to the users memory, so notes written by hand are preferable.
for security reasons anything regarding the company is never written down, except in this public shareholder meeting
we must not forget the built in translator and spam filter.
initially we thought that english was the way to go, but looking back, talking in your mother tongue can truely unlock new areas of expertise, so to up your computer i would recommend not thinking and talking in a foreign tongue for a while as exercise.
our current work issue is of course the display side, making our files visible to us and maybe other people. this doesn't break the rule of never writing mail down, but as we see it, it is just a matter of time and pratice.
look out for our new addon: smart glass. anything with glass, or lens, or plastic screen, or a film of dust. if its screened, we want to tell you that the puter will find a way in.
here commences the secret meeting
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that is all, i wish you a pleasant august in 22 and dont let the viruses infect your computer!
wow the meeting ended before i could join, that sucks