need to get my gf a gift (well shes not my gf yet haha shes actually with another guy but im sure she'll see the light of day soon haha lol but we are best friends haha), budget is 15k what do you think guys?
Oh girl, this is agony
I wish you were into me
But no, it's not meant to be
No matter how good I treat you
Oh no, you're with that dick
He treats you like shit
But to me you say
I friendzoned you (you [x6])
I want you here with me whenever I'm sad (sad [x6])
But you'll never get to take me to bed (bed [x6])
Sorry that the feelings aren't mutual (ual [x6])
Take it or leave it 'cause I friendzoned you
budget is 15k
That's one year worth of hookers, you can fuck a new one every night.
>>2 Is that a s3rl song?
O-o-o I
want a hentai
girl for me
to make me happy
I want her so I can
stop using my hands
every single day
while watching animay
I'd pull her from my screen
Just like in my dreams
I want to feel her touch (heh)
Mainly on my crotch (oh wow)
I waaaaant my own hentai girl
and she would sing:
>>5 Masturbate to cartoons
I kiss your lips and close my eyes
Take you away to paradise
Let everybody see that I love you and you love me...
That's one year worth of hookers, you can fuck a new one every night.
What kinda cheap-ass hooker's that?!
>>8
Filipina hooker. Solid and reliable workhorse. Does the job perfectly fine. There is no need to pay extra bucks for extravagant features.
Gift of life
Buy her gemstones set in silver. Blue diamonds with neon blue apatite, pendant, matching ear rings, all custom designed with a tennis bracelet and custom Thai style chain.
Or I tell you what, an owsley silver moon buckle is sure to be worth like 200x what you put into in a generation or two.
It'll only be worth a buckaroo.
3d print her some truck nuts
Pumble nuts are better though.
Deez nuts are best
xD
Ubisoft's gift to you
https://www.techspot.com/news/95177-ubisoft-disable-online-features-15-games-gamers-lose.html
I'm moar Acclaim tbhdesumalam
Gift of jet engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgL0GW248mE