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Ok. How much money will it take to get Putin off your computer?
How much money will it take to get Putin off?
Price of two gymnasts then. We'll need to book them for at least a couple of hours because he likes to make a speech first.
50 a month for haskell anti-virus.
Sent the French on him
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=50ZYUmDhxyM
Are you a retrocomputing enthusiast who uses Windows XP?
You should have paid for third-party super-long-ultra-technical-support (SLUTS) to protect your operating system from viruses.
It's too late to prevent the virus infection at this point. You should now pay for plague-outbreak-ruination-nullifier (PORN). Pricing information available upon request.
looool done forget worldwide web-hazard-online-removal-evacuation-system (WHORES)
directly-injected-computer-knowledge-system (DICKS) is what you need to solve all your problems. Satisfaction guaranteed.
naaah you need biologically-operative-online-beneficiary-system (BOOBS) it allow you to splice your dna awith your computer