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I guess I'm back to the drawing board for eating nothing but eggs again. They are a fantastic source of absolutely everything the body needs in their uncooked form, I may need to look into how their proteins are denatured by cooking. That said, they are perfect, cheap, and tasty. I can get by with eggs and as little as possible salt and perhaps a little spice or mayo sometimes, drinking almost nothing but water. I expect the issues with constipation from so much fat will be mitigated by a little common sense in schedule of eating vs satiation desire, and awareness of bodily function. Times get hard, this may very well be sustainable in several different ways, and shift awareness away from eating as a primary cause of life (it is good) and towards adventure, experience, and personal growth as primary motivating factors.
Plus hey, it's the sort of thing that can be used to further alienate me from regular folk (abbreviated: "folk") and trivia to be used to demonize and ostracize me, since that's apparently the goal of everyone that knows and loves me.
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Trevor: So, Timmy... I've got your blood work again, and I have a couple of questions...
Timmy: Okay...
Trevor: Just about how many hot dogs do you eat a day?
Timmy: How many hot dogs?
Trevor: Yeah.
Timmy: Pfff.... Geez, I don't know. I mean, you know, some days I eat a couple, some days I don't eat any!
>>2
by the subject of how you eat eggs you may quite possibly be inhabited by the spirit of a snake
Skip breakfast but still eat several eggs later in the day.
>>2
Uncooked eggs have less protein bioavailability, so I wouldn't worry about any denaturing but I am curious about what you find out.
Have sunny side ups that way you get the best protein "bioavailability."
I read only a few articles, seems there are benefits either way. One uncooked egg a day has been done by a man that lived to be 100 years old though, and Bear Stanley would have probably lived to be 100 doing nocarb, so beyond it being really weird, this might be a ticket to better health.
I thought about sunny side up as a solution (I usually eat them that way anyway), but most of an egg's protein is in the white. You could leave the whites partially set, I guess.
Yeah, i meant to type half-cooked because sunny sides are near full cooked except the yolk
lol at this point we might as well put a dozen in the blender and have a egg smoothie
Throw them in whole, shells and all! Bonus calcium!
Eat the blender as well! Thats one less dish to do
i'm going to live off of nothing but eggs for a month and blog it here
Please don't lol.
>>14
That is a mistake. Your body will need an assortment of nutrients that aren't found in eggs. You're not going to like the consequences of being deficient after many days of abstinence from that nutrition.
^what he said
yesh, what he said!
2 eggs
https://old.reddit.com/r/salty/comments/urhujg/juicy_yolks_english_breakfast/
Egg blog would be better than some of the regular junk around here. Eggs contain plenty of everything I need, but will supplement with a full spectrum multivite. If I get scurvy, who cares? No one cares what happens to me.
I care, though.
incoming dubGET
37. My girlfriend ate 37 eggs.
She ate how many eggs?!
>>21 needed that, thanks. Now; to suck eggs.
>>24
Will a dozen eggs do?
nawww nibba u need 37 eggs.
read above
rather than start a new egg thread, i'm going to post about my month long eggsperiment of eating nothing but eggs (may cheese and sauce them) and just enetertain and enlighten the living daylights out of you with this just absolutely breathtaking jewel of human experience. Be with me. Be with me. Eggs.
First day: sick of eating eggs!
In time, you will come to love Egg.
Don't forget, we were all eggs once.