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Shit poastin thread #626

1 2022-05-25 22:26

don't post here, it's where i shid and fard

2 2022-05-25 23:32

I collect human fingers.

3 2022-05-25 23:52

I collect IP addresses.

4 2022-05-27 08:06

and human hearts.

5 2022-05-27 11:53

and geolocation.

6 2022-05-27 13:13

and human toenails.

7 2022-05-27 19:11

and humans.

8 2022-05-28 02:39

i farted so hard my asshole fell off.

9 2022-05-28 09:03

did it become a black hole?

10 2022-07-27 11:32

Black Hole Sun
by the James Webb Orbital Telescope

11 2022-07-27 16:16

>>11 DEEZ DUBZ

12 2022-07-27 16:17

I always feel like shit when I post original thoughts of mine, even on image boards.
What gives.

13 2022-07-27 16:27 *

>>12
because you are trading your originality for commonality, becoming less yourself and more everyone else

14 2022-07-27 18:44

i collect souls

15 2022-07-28 03:17

>>13 based mods giving stars to reality check poasts

16 2022-07-28 08:28

I like little kids :)

what the fuck is wrong with you, what did you think about, violence and murder? What's wrong with you

17 2022-07-30 01:44

Not beyond your desire i suppose

Perhaps i am god itself

18 2022-07-30 01:46

Nowhere to leave to

19 2022-07-30 03:04

Mini production run for Mini 2
The news came as a surprising answer to a completely different question. Ars reached out to Sega shortly after the Genesis Mini 2 was announced, because we wanted clarity on exactly who was producing and shipping the system.

The Genesis Mini 2 was confirmed months after Sega announced a similar living room box for its Japanese audience, the Mega Drive 2. The "2" indicates that this is a follow-up to the 2019 concept, only with an entirely new selection of built-in, emulated classics from Sega's 16-bit console generation (this time with Sega CD games thrown in).

Sega of America handled the promotion and shipment of the 2019 Genesis Mini, while this year's Genesis Mini 2, slated to ship on October 27, appears to be handled entirely by Sega of Japan. For one, its official site is in English, but it's hosted at Sega's Japanese domain. More importantly for interested buyers, the Genesis Mini 2 is only available through an Amazon US listing, which claims that all purchases will be shipped from Japan—thus skipping Amazon's usual Prime shipping discounts and guarantees (and possibly burdening American buyers with customs issues).

My questions about Genesis Mini 2 shipments were forwarded to Sega of Japan's corporate office, which eventually confirmed that the new miniaturized console was a "Japan-only project" for the company. "The Sega Genesis Mini 2 could only be produced in small numbers due to the global semiconductor shortage," reads a letter from the Sega president's office, so the company opted to produce a small Western batch of Genesis Mini 2s alongside its order of Mega Drive Mini 2s.

"The number of units for this project makes up around one-tenth of the total for the previous Genesis Mini," the letter states.

Might need to make up your preorder mind
Since Sega never announced total sales figures for the original Genesis Mini, or other regions' Mega Drive Mini sales, we can't accurately estimate how reduced this manufacturing count is. Anecdotally, the original Genesis Mini seemed to fall somewhere between the rampant sellouts of Nintendo's own systems and the underperforming, rapidly discounted fate of 2018's disappointing PlayStation Mini. Upon its release, Genesis Mini stock remained stable and accessible even through early 2020 (and had its own deep discounts by May 2020). These days, it's no longer manufactured and hovers in the $160-200 range at both official retailers and eBay listings (well above its original $80 MSRP).

FURTHER READING
Lost Sega arcade classics born anew in cute, $130 Astro City Mini [Updated]
Most miniaturized consoles from the past decade have come and gone with only one or two manufacturing runs, much to customers' chagrin. Sega's statement doesn't suggest confidence that we should expect anything different from their newest machine—and the same goes for the Japan-only Astro City Mini V, which will resemble the 2020 Astro City Mini (which I previously reviewed) but this time includes a vertically oriented monitor and classic arcade games to match.
The statement does not clarify what percentage of scaling may have been applied to the Mega Drive Mini 2 compared to the first Mega Drive Mini—but it also doesn't mention anything about a European model, which leaves us doubting that Sega of Europe will manufacture a system that is full of multilanguage games with "Mega Drive 2 Mini" branding.

As of press time, Amazon's US site still shows the Genesis Mini 2 available at a price hovering around $103—which has fluctuated since its announcement, owing to its Japanese manufacturing origin and its price being based on the Japanese yen. This update from Sega of Japan suggests that anyone interested in the Western version of Genesis Mini 2, which will contain Western versions of some games and original Japanese versions of others, should not hesitate to place an order.

Ars Technica has already ordered its own Genesis Mini 2 hardware and is in touch with Sega of Japan about getting its hands on the system ahead of its launch. But in light of this apparent scarcity, my review of the 2019 original may help you make up your mind before it's too late to get this one anywhere near MSRP. Both Genesis Mini models are made by the same team at M2 and apparently revolve around the same emulation cores and interfaces. I mostly praised that system for its price-to-content ratio and glowing emulation performance, and this system's announced games thus far include serious Genesis and Sega CD classics at a similar price-per-game ratio (along with a default bump to a six-button controller as its pack-in option).

20 2022-07-30 04:50

You got the place and live

You liveee

Also the hair veils you pray to

21 2022-07-30 04:52

The lord is thw enemy of all logics

Like animals.
Just follow ur instinct
Like savages

22 2022-07-30 04:53

Life s a short one

Even the desert screams in weeks

23 2022-07-30 04:57

Welllllllllllllllllll

Nato is small

24 2022-07-30 04:58

Even russia lose to himalayaaaaa

25 2022-07-30 05:01

Science and logic is worse

So its good for you

26 2022-07-30 05:02

>>25 according to you alsp

27 2022-07-30 05:03

But life is fair so if you win arguments you d lose something else

Otherwise the statement is false

28 2022-07-30 05:03

*god, not life.

29 2022-07-30 05:11

King in hiding

Its sjust erasable
Its just sharp tips

30 2022-07-30 05:12

Kings are forever important though
Thus we break the universe like breads for it

31 2022-07-30 07:47

Even the preacher thinks so too.

32 2022-07-30 07:47

As good as dead

33 2022-07-30 07:50

In a parallel world, chemistry teachers outheads veteran drug dealers.

34 2022-07-30 09:19

The final exam is cooking some acid and your grade will be based on how good the professor's trip was.

35 2022-07-30 09:45

>>34 the distance you go out of fear.
Are you suggesting you ever had self-examinations or actually vote based?

36 2022-07-30 09:46

Maybe yer still preferring a particular kind of protection.

37 2022-07-30 09:47

Too old to bother about all those sorts.

38 2022-07-30 09:51

Guess i am published already then.

39 2022-07-30 11:09

No rules for god either.

Did joan survive the fire.

Guess thats the point.

40 2022-07-30 13:13

It do be like that though.

41 2022-07-30 14:10

>>40 yea
Sorry

Only limp things here
Says no to all.

Forget curing

It is only when decided.

42 2022-07-30 14:11

Bound by your own texts too. Your faith saveth nothing i guess... only as decided.

43 2022-07-30 14:13

Next you ll say "you ve always been thinking this" "your faith is not strong"

Hey, here s a mirror

How far your faith begotten you?
Even the lord lets the roman ruled.

Truly

Thw love you deserve only gained as decided

44 2022-07-30 14:20

ideserve these dubsorino

45 2022-07-30 14:41

The lord has taken the bait...again.

I guess heaven truly bores.

46 2022-07-30 15:11

Well keep hurting

So i know you got nothing
All your blessings

Cant save you.

Now i pay his hate for you.
The only "sacrifice" you give

47 2022-07-30 15:14

Nope. Cant. The lord hates you too much.

Clearly, you need more qafirs to bring you heaven.

48 2022-07-30 15:16

Stay in heaven. Clearly you are only visiting.

49 2022-07-30 15:17

Obviously, nothing is bettwr listening but yourself.

50 2022-07-30 15:54

Ah sorry i didnt know you think yer such a good listener just because your brother lent you his car

51 2022-07-30 16:21

ehrrm ackshually it's uhm, like "lend"

52 2022-07-31 05:48

I think I figured it out; TC is a vampire as per https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCmYN6TLd8A
Not convinced? Compare his fellow actors ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX5LIaMmQ0g

Bonus ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RPRVMrFoJw

53 2022-07-31 13:25

Disgusting pigs of the gods. He s calling you home. The qafirs will be eternal just for your sake. Thats how vain you all are.

54 2022-07-31 13:29

Cant trust anybody with yer feelins in the end

Like zakir naik said 'with no good reason, you always benefit by hurting and robbing others'

Gods and whatever included.

55 2022-07-31 13:31

Get fuckd everybody. You and all your desert curses

56 2022-07-31 13:32

Next they ll go for the childrens. Not that they have any other choices. Their magicks.

57 2022-07-31 13:39

Just get this over with all you slimy fucks

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