Look, I get it. I get the anus is sensitive, and I get that the rectum can be tighter than a fanny, and I get that stimulating the prostate is pleasurable (apparently). But it's still the HOLE WHERE SHIT COMES OUT. How do people get past that?
Questions like this are how I know you're a heterofriend.
>>2
no gays allowed
But it's still the HOLE WHERE SHIT COMES OUT. How do people get past that?
By washing their hands before and after?
>>4
Why not washing the anus instead? Then you don't need to wash your hands.
This requires greater ANALysis.
the pussay-hey-hey-hey is where stinky periods come from. i'd rather eat shit than eat a bloodclart.
It's called an enema (or some people call it a douche). But once the water comes out clear, it's fine.
>>5
One step ahead of you - I wash the food before eating, so I don't get dirt in my mouth.