Any takers? I expect submission. I'm a 23 year old woman. 🦍
is this the puerto rican woman
Undoubtedly.
'Tis me. 🤌
I'm so confused.
Why? I'm straighforward, aren't I?
But which of the four types of love does this relationship entail? Are you secretly a sccubus?
No. If anything, I'm a wraith. A phantom. I just want a victim -- err I mean... someone to pass the time with.
But what relation does passing the time entail? Storge? Philia? Eros? Agape?
>>8
This was one of my original guesses, seems like my gut is usually right.
I suspect it's all three though really, it wouldn't make sense without any one of them.
>>10
Which part? The victimizing or me being a phantom?
This relationship would encompass all of them.
>>13
ew, metaphysical incest
First bit, I've considered there being phantoms involved, but I'm not yet decided.
How do we know if you're really a woman?
>>16
I can send a pic.
The whole "victim/submission/kidnapping/harvesting flesh/ingesting viscera" thing is a joke.
>>15
👹
send pic to c4f3013@gmail.com and I will vouch for your femaleness.
Hehe. Okay. Later.
Everyone wants to in a relationship but no one wanna eat no freaky-ass catfish.
Will you marry me?
>>23
Who are you?
Textboards always fall afoul of the Two Generals.
>>24
That's a question I have been pondering increasingly frequently. I could write some nonsense about impermanence or the creative nothing but to be honest I have no clue how to answer a question like this. All I know is that you make my kokoro go doki-doki.
Your kokoro? What the hell.
Can people just sign their posts? At least then observers could at least distinguish between personae.
Okay.
- wraith
I'm the OP. A.K.A. wraith
Would you consider yourself a tomboy?
Androgyne delecta est.
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>>31
Not really. I don't have a style.
- wraith
>>33
So you're neither feminine nor masculine? What are you looking for in a virtual partner?
Androgyne delecta est.
Are there any strict dealbreakers?
Androgyne delecta est.
>>35
Nope.
- wraith
>>34
I'm definitely NOT masculine. I have a feminine disposition in terms of my interests and passions. I don't have that many passions really. I'm looking for someone I can talk with, grow with, get to know. Are you the guy I was talking to through email.
- wraith
Kokoro is Japanese for heart and doki-doki is the sound its beating makes.
I'm messed up. I thought it was a euphemism for d_ck.
>>39
- wraith
>>39
Pervert.
>>41
Very much so.
- wraith
>>42
That's hot.
>>43
😏
- wraith
>>37
So what are you interested in or passionate about that is feminine?
Androgyne delecta est.
>>45
Poetry, introspection, solitude. I'm not wordly.
- wraith.
So bookish and dominant? That's hot.
😤
- wraith
Poetry, introspection, solitude.
Where I live these would be considered "masculine".
<<50
Ditto.
Androgyne delecta est.
>>50
Where do you live?
- wraith
I contain multitudes within me. I don't fall into arbitrary and prescriptive categorizations.
- wraith
Ah, Whitman.
Honestly, the tomboy appellation (and my attraction to) is more about femininity stripped of gender expectations than masculine interests. Take what is nonessential about the fairer sex and pare it away; what is left is the unpolluted essence of womanhood, with no dressing up or dressing down.
Androgyne delecta est.
>>56
Creepy.
>>56
What... Fairer sex?
>>57
Well, I'm already married to one, so... 🤷♂️
I'll just be exiting now. Good luck, I guess.
>>60
What a waste of time.
- wraith
I have some questions to you. How did you find this place and why did you think it was a good idea to look to establish correspondence with the people here? Do you know how to program in Scheme? Or in any other language? Why don't you just post your email and let people write to you?
Well, this venture proved to be unfruitful.
- wraith
I've no one to talk to. No. I'm not a programer of any sort. I came from 4chan.
My email... graubenann@gmail.com
- wraith
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/20296553#p20298278
This one? You said we are not good, that hurts a bit. Do you really want a "virtual relationship" with people you look down on?
>>66
Sure. Prove to me that I shouldn't look down upon you. Also, I wrote that before interacting with anyone.
- wraith
I have no interest in that, sorry. If I wanted to be examined I'd ask my family doctor about what I have. I'd say, "doctor, doctor, mister M.D., can you tell me, what's ailing me?" But I would rather spend my free time around people who treat me as their equals in our intellectual adventures.
>>68
:(
I don't know you. I don't look down upon you.
🦍
- wraith
Well. This was pointless.
- wraith
I would recommend you think about your motivations in trying to find a VR boyfriend here without actually participating in or starting active discussions.
People here might want to talk about what you're interested in, but not when it's only instrumental and secondary to you doing online mate selection.
Ahhhghhhhrrrr.
I have three different projects due before the month's culmination. Im not disciplined in regard to studies. I procrastinate and lack work ethic. What would you like to talk about?
- wraith
Let's just do a mass group cyber marriage and you can be with anon as a collective mind sort of thing.
I'll start: will you do the dishes or what?
You do them. Your question seems mean-spirited.
- wraith
My monograph centers on the correspondences between Foucault's four similitudes/episteme and Marcilio Ficino's cosmogonic postulations.
- wraith
>>73
You still have two weeks, that should be plenty of time. What kind of projects are they? Do you have to do essays? I was always curious what liberal arts students do at university, I did engineering so my university experience was probably very different.
Three critical essays, yes. Investigations regarding certain texts.
Foucault allegedly raped children in Tunisia and pretty conclusively died after catching AIDs while engaging in bathhouse culture in San Francisco. The intersection between French Sophistry and Neoplatonism must be absolutely *riveting*.
>>78
But what is that like? I never had to write critical essays, I think. Is it like in How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read? Or more like what philologists do when they talk about critical editions?
>>80
It's an exercise in comparative analysis.
>>79
He wasn't a sophist. Is your last statement meant to be sardonic?
>>80
It's exactly like engineering, except not. The point is to use whatever faddish ideology is in vogue amongst the tenured faculty to make something "new" by smashing up two completely irrelevant authors and claiming the result has semiotic relevance. No one will actually read it; the faculty will skim for buzzwords and grade on personality; the student does it only for grades. The result will be lost due to bitrot and will live on only in anti-plagarism detection engines.
You know how everyone has a startup idea? "It's like Uber, but for crypto!!!" It's pretty much that, except they self-insert crypto with whatever non-in-vogue ideology they're currently enamored with (e.g. Foucault + Neoplatonism). And they can just play make-believe rather than test their findings, because everyone else is in the same boat: the production of non-falsifiable sophistry for pay.
If our author is truly successful, they may even get paid to convince others to join the bottom rung of the Ponzi scheme!
It is meant to be stankonic.
Do you actually want to talk or do you just want to be entertained? You could have told us all about what you are studying, something that I assume you really care about, but instead just shut us down with your short uninterested answers.
>>85
I don't care about a thing. I'm not the least bit study or career oriented. My inner life is my sole occupation.
>>83
Jesus. You are one forthright son of a bitch. Much to your detriment I might add. You're as palatable as vinegar.
HI I'M LONELY
i-i'm into solitude
I MUST DO MY HOMEWORK
b-but i only care about being
>>88
Insufferable fool. You have guts. I'm even more of a cynic. Difference is I keep it to myself.
- wraith
I don't stutter.
- wraith
I am king of the gayes. Peepee pooopoofart.
-wraith
>>91
Grow the fuck up, cunt.
>>91
Are you the guy I exchanged emails with?
It is almost universally agreed upon that the largest threat to aspirants is the opposite sex; why would you think honest aspirants would be interested in being waylaid along the path for your sake? If you yourself cared about the goal, you'd be avoiding men.
>>94
Aspirants to what? To the Alone? Do you aspire to be the Comprehensor?
I'm sorry about the guy bullying you, we are not all like that.
Yes we are'nt though.
>>96
Yeah. That guy has a rod up his ass. Fucking foul creature.
>>97
?
Ergo inimicus vobis factus sum, verum dicens vobis?
>>101
Go lick your taint.
>>101
Witless bully.
>>101
What truth?
I sent an email to c4f3013@gmail.com
Email me: onlinerelationshipaccount@gmail.com
serious inquiries only looking for long term.
>>106
I sent you an email.
Anyone here familiar with Aleister Crowley and the like? He's provocative. Wicked. Probably not worth reading at this point though. I briefly considered reading him in the past. Blavatsky? Magick? Theurgy? Would any of you consider engaging in magickal practice?
- wraith
I have read the Principia Discordia, if that counts.
>>109
Are you the bully who quotes Latin?
- wraith
And, just as for Plato, so in the Vedic books this deathless, impassible Inner Man and very Self ‘dwells together with’ the human, mortal, passible self in the ‘house’ or ‘city’ of the body for so long as ‘we’ are alive. It is this (Holy) ‘Ghost’ that we ‘give up’ when we die: and the poignant question arises, ‘In whom, when I go forth, shall I be going forth?’ (Praśna Up. VI. 3), the answer, according to which we shall be ‘saved’ or ‘lost’ depending upon whether before the end we have known ‘Who we are’ (Jaiminīya Up. Br. IV. 19. 4, 5, Bhadārayaka Up. IV. 4. 14, Bhagavad Gītā, IV. 40, etc.).
- wraith
bunch of gobbledygook, read your Bible.
I'm not Christian. Not a fan of religious ideologues either. Zealots are repugnantly feeble and impoverished wretches.
- wraith
>>112
honestly best advice ever. shut down your mobile and desk devices everyone. this is now a religious website.
>>115
- wraith
where there are the lemons?
>>117
🍋
sour
the clabber girl talks a lot of cash shit, but takes it up the ass like a whore and likes it.
Don't be so rude.
>>120
Go cry in the corner.
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I think we scared her away. Bad timing, I almost completed the general plan on how to convince her to learn Scheme programming.
No thing scares me.
- wraith
I still have a night light and get tucked into bed with milk and cookies.
-reighth
>>126
You are detestable. Dairy is harmful to me.
>>127
Subrtract that claim nao! Admit yoar roal.
I prefer a Virtual AI v-tuber
Remember AI KIZUNA?
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You never forget your first love.
YWNFYFL
My first love was also being with her father most of while we were together. Sad, yes, but she took it up the ass so good I look back on it in mostly a charmed way.
Fuck.
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It would help bridge the rural-urban gap, create rural wealth flows, re-cement the national culture lost by elimination of the draft, and make everyone a lot less fat.
