The Faculty of Engineering is pleased to announce the establishment of the Department of Textboard Engineering, which will be staffed by members of the existing Department of Imageboard Engineering. The department will be equipped with state of the art equipment in its textboard laboratories. Our faculty is a world leader in textboard technology, having collaborated on groundbreaking projects with the world's largest public textboards. We are now accepting applications for undergraduate and postgraduate admissions. Secure your place in the fast growing textboard industry by mastering the theory and practice of textboard engineering!
sed -i '$ a\This is the only textboard I need.' 595
>>2
That is a useless use of non-POSIX sed.
POSIX compliant method:
printf 'This is the only textboard I need.\n' >> 595>>3
How boring. How will I play one-liner madlibs now?
I'm in tears, my sweet angle has passed away.
Heaven gained another angle.
I miss you so much Corey, you beautiful soul.
I'm crying.
I'm shitting on the floor and I'm shaking.
I am shaking and crying over the loss of my beautiful angle.
I'm in tears, my sweet angle has passed away.
Heaven gained another angle.
I miss you so much Corey, you beautiful soul.
I'm crying.
I'm shitting on the floor and I'm shaking.
I am shaking and crying over the loss of my beautiful angle.
I'm in tears, my sweet angle has passed away.
Heaven gained another angle.
I miss you so much Corey, you beautiful soul.
I'm crying.
I'm shitting on the floor and I'm shaking.
I am shaking and crying over the loss of my beautiful angle.
I'm in tears, my sweet angle has passed away.
Heaven gained another angle.
I miss you so much Corey, you beautiful soul.
I'm crying.
I'm shitting on the floor and I'm shaking.
I am shaking and crying over the loss of my beautiful angle.
I'm in tears, my sweet angle has passed away.
Heaven gained another angle.
I miss you so much Corey, you beautiful soul.
I'm crying.
I'm shitting on the floor and I'm shaking.
I am shaking and crying over the loss of my beautiful angle.
I'm in tears, my sweet angle has passed away.
Heaven gained another angle.
I miss you so much Corey, you beautiful soul.
I'm crying.
I'm shitting on the floor and I'm shaking.
I am shaking and crying over the loss of my beautiful angle.
I'm in tears, my sweet angle has passed away.
Heaven gained another angle.
I miss you so much Corey, you beautiful soul.
I'm crying.
I'm shitting on the floor and I'm shaking.
I am shaking and crying over the loss of my beautiful angle.
I'm in tears, my sweet angle has passed away.
Heaven gained another angle.
I miss you so much Corey, you beautiful soul.
I'm crying.
I'm shitting on the floor and I'm shaking.
I am shaking and crying over the loss of my beautiful angle.
Please come back and bless us with your presence my sweet angle.
>>4
To remain POSIX compliant, use ed or vi for in-place editing instead of sed -i.
We would like to award an honorary doctorate in textboard engineering to Ben Bitdiddle.
>>1
What are the career prospects of a textboard engineer?
>>8
Engineering textboards
>>9
That does not look like a lucrative career. How many textboard engineers are there in the world?
engineer these dubs
>>10
Probably a few.
>>10
More than nuclear technicians...