I'm going to jail I don't even care.
And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole.
Jail is a sad and miserable experience. It's a living death. You sit around, learning nothing, doing nothing, as you feel the love of a cold world dying. Jails and similar dungeons are a bad place to live, and a good place to die. Please keep it together. Anon is here for you.
If you do go to jail, be aware that things pop off quick.