I used to have some but by now I have none.
Get a dog, it's the only way
There is a book that is titled "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie.
have a purpose and friends will come
>>3
I'm sorry but I am not interested in some salesman's ideas on ``friendship''.
>>5
Do you mean salesmen don't have real friends?
They have delusions of grandeur. I recommend reading Arthur Miller's study on them.
>>5
Are you OP? If so, you know more about making friends than a salesman knows about making friends and yet you need to get advice from a textboard.
Salesmans' dictionary means business associate. I don't have friends in my dictionary.
have a purpose and friends will come
friends will come if you have a purpose
with a purpose, friends appear
you can meet friends through your purpose
Adventures and friends: an introduction to purpose
Purpose: a treatise on the elusive nature of human capacity for meaning and how to integrate it into tangible forms of enjoyment
Purpose shifts diligence into footwork, discover the discoball that is friend resonance
On motion and sustained effort; ignited through purpose and unified through other selves
Regulating thought-forms into the positive spectrum of light bridges; find photons and prick them out of your eyes, their eyes, say aye and realize to purposify is to revitalize connection apriori
The decline of a civilization, evidence through the dissolution of your driving complex: purpose
HAVE NO PURPOSE AND NO FRIENDS WILL COME
There are only two friends that I need: the opening parenthesis and the closing parenthesis.
Feed any animal. To people offer drink as well.
on that note, I'd like to add Mom's organic grocers have the best avocados in the DC area.
DC has tons of good PCP, I've heard.
>>14
...but a gallon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFUvmZWf4hI
>>3
That's a great book if you want to be a good salesman.
if you are useful friends will come to you quickly. if you are useless then you will have to meet sinilar people like homeless and drug addicts.
Homeless drug addicts are not without merit. They can lie, cheat and steal from you in smaller more palatable doses than the useful, fr'instance, making for a smoother transition into jaded all consuming hatred of everything instead of that deep slam dunk of the loving and benevolent masters of black hearted self service.
How to be useful?
>>19
Buy them pizza.
I am a hermit now. How 2 be useful bros?
>>21
Be muscle girl
https://www.pixwox.com/profile/yuanherong.1229
>>22
Always a good idea.