What is Jesus doing on Pluto?
Kelvin shitposting.
I saw it in my vision. Who else could it be?
Jesus is on Pluto? Did you know it's to a certain degree possible, if he isn't in some hard to understand metaphysical situation incomprehensible to primitive man and his AIs, because he did, last time He was seen, ascend in a physical/mental/spiritual bodily form into outer space, where he lives, like you or me. This is considering it could be possible that he is at the right hand of God in the third heavens, or on earth battling the devil behind the scenes or hitch hiking or whatever. That said, He actually could be on Pluto, but it doesn't seem likely to me. Maybe he has a chariot merkaba to keep Him warm. If it turns out He is on pluto- guess I was wrong!
There was a snowy mountain and a valley. A vast plane below. There he stood. Silent, still. Like a statue. The gusts blew around him. And the wind was cold like fire
Maybe try bibliomancy or casting lots?