It's an incredibly fast and noisy fly. Please help.
Water it. It will grow bigger and ti will be easier to hit it.
Combine it with Jeff Goldblum
First you’ll need to pull in 47 dependencies to muster courage and get out of your chair
Then run an eye surveying protocol to watch out for the bug as well as check your shoes; there may have been some unbuckling side effects on your velcros since you’ve bloated your biological operating system with literally zero audit of food packages and four fucking parallel thought processes labeled “fat fuck grab food” hogging resources
How to murder a fly?
Ask on Stack Overflow. There must be an npm package somewhere out there that does what you want.
Spider fixes fly. Have bird on standby. Do you own a cat, by the way?
I am a personable, decent, and honest man.
I once killed a fly. How did I do it? I closed all exits and then kicked it.
https://i.postimg.cc/TPrPQ2KZ/2020-04-16-12-13-53-trim-1.gif
Smack it.
smack it clean and crisp right on its sexy fly ass, and then it will die of embarassment.
>>10
This anon walks into your room and slaps your computer mouse.
What do you do?
I once said "baal zebub" and a fly died near me, instantly.
Step 1: close everything so it can't escape
Step 2: light up the room so you can see it clearly
Step 3: get a fly swatter or something rigid with holes and smack that fucker
Step 4?: if it gets airborne - get a book, open it and try to crash the fly inside
Step 4?: if it gets airborne - get a book, open it and try to crash the fly inside
Better be a notebook, or something you would be willing to tear a few pages out later. You wouldn't want remains of a dead fly forever stuck between pages of a precious book, would you?
>>14
Finally a good use for SICP.
You can only murder people; you kill flies………
Flies are people too.
>>14
I used to have the walls of my room plastered with dead mosquitoes
Japanese Honeybee vs. Giant Hornet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbMLzSMJ12U
OK so what you wanna do is work on your Dexterity strat
Equip your hand and go to area pornhub.com
Get to level 10 (might take a couple of days)
I have an electric tennis racket.
>>20 hopelessly addicted to yooooooouuuuuuuuu
Pull out and nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
a spray bottle with a little soapy water knocks them down and kills them on the cheap.
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Taking someone's life is for the weak.
If you want to be truly strong - grow your patience and nerves, mediatate.
Turn the anger and stress that the fly brings you into something else.
Murder is easy, but living alongside them instead - is harder.
Don't be a fucking pussy (I mean do, but don't in a methaphorical sense), be strong!
Stop destroying spider nets in your house, let a
natural equilibrium develop. Also, flies tend to be attracted
to strong smells, perhaps remove trash/food in open space?
