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All young adults will be conscripted into the Microsoft army, and be taught to denounce the "tyrannical" FSF and the "feudal" GPL. Those unfit for military service will have the option to either join the "Sanitary Brigade" (janitorial service for Microsoft's offices) or to become code monkeys working on the next iteration of Microsoft's revolutionary operating system.
Every year on Liberation Day, citizens of the world will celebrate Microsoft's glorious victory over the authoritarian FSF. Microsoft Corporation's shareholders will become the new aristocracy in this new world. Share ownership will be hereditary, and social status will depend on the number of shares owned. For the first time in history, the entire world will be ruled by a democracy, a democracy where the electorate consists of Microsoft shareholders. There will be much progress in science and technology. The red, green, blue, and yellow Microsoft flag unites the world. Long live Microsoft!