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Please don't do that. In the secret courtroom, the pro-Microsoft judges (handpicked by Microsoft) will throw you into a high tech dungeon beneath Microsoft's headquarters, where you and your family will be subject to years of education/indoctrination about the beauty and glorious history of Microsoft Corporation.
I hope the people who work at microsoft start to get targeted and brutally attacked. I know a few who work there, I might get the ball rolling by boiling them alive.
In response, Microsoft will raise a private army to counter the terrorists. Microsoft will then use its army to take over your town, county, state, country, the world, and the solar system. Microsoft will impose democracy on its subjects, where each Microsoft Corporation shareholder gets one vote per share. Please don't give Microsoft an excuse to take over the world.