I met a girl from the internet who was remarkably good looking. I was surprised she wanted to go out with me, but we clicked pretty good, and I enjoyed her company as well as she enjoyed mine.
I noted that her profile said "casual encounters" and wanted to see what she might have to say about that, just as something to joke around about and spark conversation. She made it clear that she would want something along those lines the very night of our first date, so I was surely interested. I didn't want to miss an opportunity.
I tried to find a hotel room from the hours of about 11:00 after the date until about four in the morning. Everything in the entire area, from nice hotel to crackhead flophouse was sold out. There was a hunting dog competition in the area, and people from all over the world had come together to see who had the nicest beagle.
When we finally boarded down, we were both sort of defeated and very tired. Either way, we started a movie, and I decided to enjoy making love with my new friend. She kissed me gently behind the ear, and the rest is hardly worth describing- but when I went to lick her honeyed cleft, I was in awe. She smelled like hot garbage from a chinese resteraunt dumpster to the point to where it was clearly something wrong with her. There was the whole pie, looking very nice, but it was so much that I was a deer in the headlights. I paused too long, she sighed, and eager to catch a nut, I smashed it to a slimy mess, took a bath, and by the time I was ready to leave the shower, she was dressed and ready to go. Obviously very upset.
What should I have done? It was like something from another planet down there, and although I would have liked to enjoy ourselves, it was strong enough to where I was concerned about getting a bacterial face fungus. She was like a jungle petri dish I'll never forget, a sweet girl with a secret, like all of them.
She was very good looking.