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sol


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13 2021-10-06 21:38

better the curse of lisp then the curse of the mummy.

Frankenstein is hard as a rock when he moves right? But the mummy is lithe like a serpent or like a cat or even a mongoose or whatever the hell it is and you can't trust him because he's... it's just not... it's not that he's like, up to something, it's just that he looks like he's up to something something so much that it's like you know he's used to that, he's used to people thinking that he's some kind of shifty character when *he's not* but they've done it to him so much so now he actually is and that's why you don't want to be cursed with that s***. Mummyitis. It's like faking the mumps with cheeks bulging with specifically Brach's brand gummy worms, but instead you're a mummy that just looks out for himself so much these days that people just presume you ONLY look out for yourself at all.

No.

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