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Captchurbate - a revolutionary antispam system for textboards

1 2021-02-15 03:42

Before posting you must verify that you're human by sending a nude.

First, allow the tab to use your camera if you're using a browser or allow the mobile app to take pictures if you're on a mobile phone. Pose and snap. A trained neural network will check that the photo is NSFW otherwise you shall not pass. Reverse image search will guarantee that the photo is original. The user could also be asked to display a timestamp with a random silly sentence, for good measure.

This beats every other human verification system because spam bots can't send dick pics or boob pics as they don't have those.

2 2021-02-15 09:26

they can find them on the internet and reuse old ones

3 2021-02-15 12:17

>>2
If they can find them then so can the reverse image search. Also, the timestamp and the verification sentence won't match.

4 2021-02-15 18:03

They will just hire people to send them their nudes like they hire people to enter captchas now.

5 2021-02-15 19:10 *

textboard
post image

6 2021-02-19 01:28

They'll just deepfake tits and dicks. Actually, are there any sites that already do?

7 2021-02-19 12:34

>>6
Who would have thought that there could be a loophole to such a geniou idea?

8 2021-02-19 16:47 *

Deepfake this! *whips out dick*

9 2021-07-08 02:22

Is a drawing acceptable?

10 2022-06-04 07:16

There is only one revolutionary anti-spam system, which will be imposed by the government when personal computers are outlawed. When all computers become coin-operated public utilities that require security clearance and identification documents to access, the government will be able to link every single post to the individuals that posted them. Spammers would be prosecuted and jailed. A bright spam-free future awaits us all.

https://textboard.org/prog/458/13-14

11 2022-06-04 10:41

There is only one revolutionary anti-GET system, which will be imposed by the government when personal dubs are outlawed. When all digits become coin-operated public utilities that require security clearance and identification documents to access, the government will be able to link every single post to the individuals that posted them. Dubbers would be prosecuted and jailed. A bright GET-free future awaits us all.

https://textboard.org/sol/thesedubs

12 2022-07-25 05:18

>>3
Image manipulation is a thing.

13 2022-07-25 05:51

>>11

personal dubs are outlawed

What is a "dub"?

14 2022-07-25 07:34

>>11
Do NOT click his link, he's mining IP's for his new regime GET-free future and hell have you on his *to be executed* list
i would know, i clicked >_<

15 2022-07-25 08:02 *

>>13
Dub is a musical style that grew out of reggae in the late 1960s and early 1970s, and is commonly considered a subgenre of it as well as a genre of electronic music, though it has developed to extend beyond the scope of reggae. In the context of reggae, the style consists predominantly of partly or completely instrumental remixes of existing recordings and is achieved by significantly manipulating and reshaping the recordings, usually through the removal of some or all of the vocals, emphasis of the rhythm section (the stripped-down drum-and-bass track is sometimes referred to as a riddim), the application of studio effects such as echo and reverb, and the occasional dubbing of vocal or instrumental snippets from the original version or other works.

16 2022-07-25 18:11

dub is short for the word double
simple as

17 2024-10-09 16:59 *

E69: P*ssy so large, camera couldn't capture it all.

E89: D*ck so small, camera saw nothing.

Sad Pepe

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