The grouchy-looking professor smirked while approaching the blackboard.
Taking a long arc, a screeching chalk started to move across with
inhuman speed.
-Today we're going to learn about COMPUTER SCIENCE-
He said with surprising baritone looking at 'Computer Science' written
on the chalkboard.
-Computer Science isn't about COMPUTERS!-
Smirking, he crossed out COMPUTERS. Lights briefly flickered.
-..And isn't about SCIENCE!-
He crossed out the Science word,suppressing a slight chuckle.
Colors outside the window
started to gave the room an unearthly light, as if sun has set.
-Its about Magic!-
Lights flickered again. The professor grinned in satisfaction.
A quiet murmur set in the class.
Someone just noticed a ball python sneaking its head out of the
air conditioner.
WE
CONJURE
THE
SPIRITS
OF
THE
COMPUTER
WITH
OUR
SPELLS
Good morning from my bed! http://imgur.com/RqnCTtV
>>3
Hummina hummina hummina AWOOGA eyes pop out tongue rolls out of mouth WOOP WOOP WOOP arf arf arf NOW THATS A DAME *whistles* i pant i pant and when you cant conrol it anymore i AWOOGA i drop to the the floor give 20 pushups and i have given obama the AWOOGA ALBUME SINK CUM AWOOGA KANYE WEST AWOOGA SINK POOP A girl... AND a computer scientist? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooiiiing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face* WURLWRULWRLB *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhh my lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-b *jaw drops to the floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, AWOOGA AWOOGA sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slam fist on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, u look very lovely.
Time for........
Apple clafoutis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx4ZzuEzkMA
i spent seven years writing an industrial noise project, and part of it was discussing a recipe for blueberry clafoutis. the final result was released to maybe ten people.
>>5
Cheesecake
The professor had so much conjured spirits with his spells that now the lights flickered incessantly, his desk stumbled incontrollabky, and books would fly out of their shelves, never missing passerbys. IoT? they had poltergeist.