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shat out mostly intact cilantro leaves

1 2020-10-23 02:46

Along with the usual material. Novel experience for me.

2 2020-10-23 03:13

I looked up this phenomenon because the board is very concerned about you. Here are some things it could be:

Crohn’s disease
Pancreatic insufficiency
Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)
A stomach bug

3 2020-10-23 16:32 *

Important question:

Did you recently eat cilantro leaves?

4 2020-10-23 20:34

Hmm. Only corn does that for me.

5 2020-10-23 23:30 *

Corn causes you to shit cilantro leaves?

6 2020-10-24 02:57 *

>>5
He's literally sitting on a gold mine if true. Cilantro is seven bucks a pound.

7 2020-10-25 04:57 *

>>6

You have to subtract the price of corn from that figure.

8 2020-10-25 20:18 *

True, but corn is less than a dollar a pound. As long as his feed conversion ratio is less than 6, this anon would still be profitable.

9 2020-10-29 22:52

Corn is subsidized. He may be able to get the government to pay him to shit.

10 2020-10-29 23:26

Structure and Interpretation of Cilantro Pooping

11 2020-11-11 06:29

hell yes

12 2021-07-26 05:52

>>1
Chew more.

13 2021-07-26 11:31 *

i sometimes eat the pieces of corn that come out of my anus. the cellulose shell prevents the meat inside from digesting. it has a pleasant sweeter taste and aroma. i imagine that my tepid interior provides a similar refining process to that of kopi luwak

14 2021-07-26 19:27

I have eaten enough of my own scat to where this doesn't bother me.

Oh, the price of progress!

15 2021-07-31 23:19

>>13
Want some peas?

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