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Programming socks

1 2020-10-17 19:45

You can't be complete with the shitposting you've been doing here without this type of thread.
REIKO- Robotic anon what are you doing with your life?

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2 2020-10-22 04:20 *

I wish there were special stockings designed for programmers.

3 2020-10-24 04:02 *

I want to pursue a career in the fracking industry.

4 2021-01-21 03:58

Same! I want to be fracking your mom all day.

5 2021-01-21 20:17 *

>>4
You'll be sorry you asked when you see her, but I won't get in your way.

6 2021-01-22 04:47

>>2
What about those knee-high socks worn by traps and femboys?

7 2021-01-23 07:56

what about warm wooly socks worn by people who are freezing?
Maybe if you stay inside these thin flimsy socks suffice but
if you need to walk within any wind, this would quickly expose how
inadequate these poor excuses of a chinese factory sock are.

8 2021-01-23 21:09

Everybody knows real programmers knit their own socks.

9 2021-01-24 10:32

>>8
Using knitting assembly language
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knitting_machine#Knitting_assembly_language

10 2021-01-24 10:53

Disney has a high-level interface for programming them, sort of Knitting++
https://worldindustrialreporter.com/disneys-new-software-to-enhance-industrial-knitting-machines/

11 2021-01-27 07:25

>>10
Moar liek Knitting--
I don't want DRM in my socks no thank you

12 2021-07-29 11:14

My socks are striped...

13 2021-07-29 11:54

I usually wear my sister's black leggings.

14 2021-07-29 13:02

putting together the puzzles pieces of my own inevitible destruction.

15 2021-07-29 13:13

>>13

Is that because it's really cold in your house?

Do you have a raging boner afterwards?

16 2021-07-29 15:24

>>15
It's not cold. I do it only for the raging boner.

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