I just trim it with a hair clipper.
Doctors won't tell you this, but simple scratching works against many kinds of itches.
>>2
Even itchy eyeball?
>>3
yes
I personally don't eat too much soy and don't grow a beta pedo beard, but I keep hearing about massaging "butter" into it? It like, if you weren't soi enough, doing this will leave no more doubt in anyone's mind.
bread and butter, beard and butter
Isolate and tweeze the offending hair(s).
>>5
They were probably advising the use of shea butter. A beard was traditionally a synecdoche to refer to an expert programmer in the pre-millenials era. Why do you associate them with soy regime now?
>>1
Shave it off or use beard-oil.
shaving can be pretty nice, and makes a great pair with brushing your teeth.
>>10
I look better with a 3-day beard and I don't want my face to look like a shaved pussy.