A marxist anarchist atheist professor and feminist activist was teaching a class on Sébastien Faure, known syndicalist.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Faure and accept that Anarcho-Syndicalism is the most highly-evolved ideology the world has ever known, even greater than Social Conservatism!”
At this moment, a brave, conservative, Freikorps soldier who had disbanded over 1500 trade unions and understood the necessity of Realpolitik and fully supported all Mitteleuropa satellite states stood up and held up a map of Alsace-Lorraine.
"Who owns this land, frenchfag?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite jewishly and smugly replied “It's not not owned by anyone, fucking reactionary, its 'ownership' belongs to the communities that live on it and not any states.”
”Wrong. Its been 65 years since the German Reich annexed it. If it was not owned by any state, and Anarcho-Syndicalism, as you say, is real... then the workers there should have formed free labour unions by now."
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the CGT manifest. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic syndi tears. The same tears syndicalists cry for “the working class” (which today works so few that they barely have 60 work hours per week). There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Rudolf Rocker, wished he had been conservative and become more than a brainless political activist. He wished so much that he had could find, a state to fall back on but he himself had argued against it!
The students applauded and all registered Deutschkonservative Partei that day and accepted Wilhelm II as their Kaiser. An eagle named “Sedan” flew into the room and perched atop the Reichskriegsflagge and shed a tear on the chalk board. Heil dir im Siegeskranz was sung several times, and Bismarck himself showed up and converted all Catholics to Protestantism.
Gott mit uns!