You have a home here. The only two things you are henceforth forbidden are: making love and earning money.
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
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Are you alright, Anon? If you've truly discovered the pleasure of pleasuring yourself alone, capitalism is over.
You are being LIED to about saving and growing seeds for your garden
WATER TRIBE
https://www.deviantart.com/rufftoon/art/Water-Tribe-5-001-791159243
monasticism sounds good to me. i hear the trappists have the finest beer in all the world.
Bend that water... splash
>>1
I declare us to be chipmonks: CARthusians or SIGTRAPpists. Cenobytism is the future.
"SIGTRAPpists" i spurm'd so hard