First, he puts your dog in the toilet. Then he sits on the toilet and does a poo on your dog, to establish the pecking order. Then he puts the dog in the washing machine and turns it on. Nice and tidy before mommy and daddy get home.
Here's your man, Travis Clink: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-4XdZRVIAE97EC.jpg
If only we had a Travis Clink for politicians.
Nice viral marketing, H*ngry-M*n PR person.